ADD/ADHD

Still better than having dailysex

That ^ is my exact thought process.
ADD, for the win. But really, it kind of sucks. I can't pay attention in school or to homework for more than a few minutes at a time. I usually have to take a break frequently to re focus my mind. I also have a hard time keeping conversations :| I was on medicine for it when I was younger because in my mom's words "it kinda made you act bitchy..just saying". So now I just compensate the best I can. :D

And for anyone who read that ^ here's a picture of my hedgehog! :)

i was looking at this for about 5 minutes not realizing the joke because I was watching TV and eating a hot pocket. irony was the first thing that came to mind when I got the joke.

i have ADHD and this is very true :3
story:

When i was little, my mom learned i had ADHD, and the doctor people wanted me to take these drugs that will lower the effects of ADHD.
My mom said no....more like "NO DAMMIT YA FUCKTARD!!!" she thought if i took these pills i would grow up to be a drug dealer/addict.
Then i discovered the internet.....

I have
ADHLAS
attention defficet hey look a squirrel

SQUIRREL

<<<Prime example. Toby Turner.

Fun fact: ADD was actually an evolutionary adaptation that helped pubescent specimens to focus on what interests them in order to find their craft or trade skills. The downside is that people with ADD can't focus on stuff that doesn't interest them

I have ADHD and I don't relate very much

I think people with ADD are faking it. I have SUBTRACT which I think is way worse.

I have pretty damn bad ADHD as diagnosed by a professional, and I can pretty much say that NO PRESCRIPTION DRUG HELPS AT ALL. Since I started taking them, and even after I stopped taking them, I have uncontrollably trembly hands, and I'll mess up my sentences and jumble up words a lot. It's really fucked with my life, and that's why I want to be a Psychologist, so I can help those who can't be helped through drugs. Before and during the time I was taking Vyvanse, among other crap, I was fairly sociable, but now... I stay home every single day. Shit sucks...

Adhd is so much more fun if you DON'T medicate :D