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privacy concerns that come with scanners. It' s .elf armored hooah you
step into that will not Astray you, hut will detonate any explosive device you
may have on you. Israel sees this as a 1' TM' ltl situation for everyone, with
none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long
and expensive trials. So if you' re in the Tel .Aviv airport terminal and you hear
a Wailer, explosion and shortly thereafter, the following announcement:
Attention to all standby passengers, El HI is proud to announce a seat is
available on flight MD to London" - you know their security system is
working.
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#68 - rupturedfarms has deleted their comment [+] (37 replies)
#75 to #68 - RodasAPC (03/29/2012) [-]
You're gonna have a bad time
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User avatar #12 - MaelRadec (03/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
damn jews... found a way to revenge the holocaust....
User avatar #33 to #12 - jokeface (03/29/2012) [-]
they even improved the system. hitler used ovens, jews are using microwaves.
#318 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
BOOM

No more bomb threat.
User avatar #23 - mookiez (03/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Work at airport security.
>See's a hot Woman 10/10
>hit on her while checking bags
>Got her number, Can't wait for date.
>I've always been forever alone.
>She has to go through bomb detonation machine.
>Knows she could not have anything on her.
>Wait for Her to get out to flirt some more.
>They hit the detonation button.
>She explodes.
>cry.
>Always will be forever alone
User avatar #699 - donutspanker (03/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**donutspanker rolls 911** If trips, I win the lottery tomorrow
#153 - Sammael (03/29/2012) [+] (11 replies)
For those that don't have a background in physics and chemistry, let me try to explain something.
Machine like that is impossible. Why? Because there are hundreds of triggers for explosive devices. Some of them are quite fatal for people. so if you built a booth that can detonate EVERY kind of explosive it would kill EVERYONE who entered it.
Not to mention that even common triggers that would not hurt a healthy person would kill a person with, say a pacemaker or epilepsy.
This is an old joke, that has been thoroughly debunked. Sorry.
http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/booth.asp
#863 - pubis (03/29/2012) [-]
**pubis rolls 66**
#272 - lolmonade ONLINE (03/29/2012) [+] (27 replies)
MFW when i live in israel and i found out about this from here
#1014 - haxorman (03/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Hey Infidels,

My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow?" I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all Zionist Jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

#363 - mariopimp (03/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How the person with the bomb feels
How the person with the bomb feels
#954 - shadowrated (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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That Israeli a good idea
#890 - cotyw (03/29/2012) [-]
#283 - nickypickle (03/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That moment when you pass the security system with a machine gun undetected
#916 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 44** i got dubs for Kony, the Ugandan hero
#514 - gmanjohn (03/29/2012) [-]
Mfw i am in the box and i know i am going to die
Mfw i am in the box and i know i am going to die
#335 - MrMeatStick (03/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
if your explosives get detonated in an israeli airport

youre gonna have a bad time
User avatar #21 - masterchririus (03/29/2012) [+] (16 replies)
SOoo.. Israel can now blow people up and claim they where terrorists afterwards?
(Not that they aren't already, it just seems this way of killing "unwanteds" will be a lot harder to investigate...)

Well played, PissraHell, well played...

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