i havent the last few days. i've kinda been setting my sights on this girl. my penis is not though. he wants to have intercourse with my hand. dont get me wrong shes cute and all, but thats not why i wanna go out with her. penis needs to get his shit straightened out... if you catch my drift.

5-6 times a day week

To be honest, once every day or two. Really slowed down in the past couple months.

why did you slow down??

Donno. Don't feel the need to I guess. It's just redundant doing it every day.

where do yall get the time!!!! lol! maybe it's because it takes us longer...but the idea of doing that 5-6...seems exhausting!

if you wanna make a relationship work even with yourself you have to make the time for romance

hahaha!!! Nahh... I don't need a relationship... even with my hand right now... we are in the middle of a separation...it's pretty awkward....

so is fapping in class but its not like i haven't done it

dafuq!?! lol did you really?

yes and before you ask it requires a short desk, a movie, a carpeted floor, and a bit of talent

haha holy fuck was it hard to fap?, shit i would have been exposed is i did that, i remember pulling my pants down while inder a bean bag at school but almost got caught

and no because i was really horny or elsed i wouldn't have done it plus bitches dresss like hoes in high school

WASSSSUP

oh well that explains it all then man haha have you ever been caught fapping?

ironically no but i have been caught not fapping but you can't explain that your not fapping so no one believes you and they think your fapping anyway

the heck? its weird how people assume your fapping when your not, but damn dude your probably lucky no one caught you

i guess i mean i sat in the back of the class and no one talked to me in that class and well i was a straight a student teacher didn't even give a fuck if i fell asleep in class she wouldn't notice me anyway plus movie.

I don't consider it luck as much as raw talent and proper planning skills

yea i forgot about the planning part, do you ever feel weird after you finished? cause i would certainly feel fucking weird as shit man

well no not really it was kind of exciting if anything i felt accomplished

oh god lol geez, it would have been so akward for me to do it while in class XD

well damn you don't gotta pull your pants down just whip you dick out and go to town

some just have shit load of time

and no gf

:( well... keep working it..last longer when you get a gf... she'll marry you easy

i'm a dinosaur compared too some people here
and i never had a gf
might be because i am ugly and social awkward

a dinosaur? meaning you're tall?? thats awesome! I love a guy who can get stuff off high shelves for me!!! and don't call yourself ugly! You are the product of alot of beautiful people... you know that thing you hate about yourself? You got it from someone else... and their partner thought it was beautiful! Don't down yourself...it won't help you in the long run! You will find someone...I swear it :)

i mean in age
and i am not that pretty
you could easily mistake me for a stray dog on speed

oh.. well women like distinguished guys too!

More importantly, how often do you schlick?

Haven't in along time lol

how long does it take? my gf said it takes her 8-15 concentrated minutes...

the issue with us is that you really need to have nothing else on your mind... which is hard for us to do... ohh yeeahh... did I leave the oven on!?!?

oh right i see, well that explains stuff

why are girls generally less horny?

believe me... we aren't... we just can control it better....

right, thanks, this conversation has been the most productive use of the internet today!

HAven't in a very long time... years, probably. When I was in my teens and 20's, once every few weeks or so. That being said, I'm an outlier. I never really had any desire and I rarely got horny. Some sort of mild disease.

1-2 a day

I'm glad you asked this question. because seeing like 11 times in one day makes me realize that every other day isn't as bad as I thought it was. Thanks girlygirlgirl.

hahaah! Hey, if it makes you feel good and doesn't hurt you or anybody... do it as much as possible!

Aye-aye, Cap'n.

A LOT

It might be a stupid question.. but why?? for the fun of it?

just because it feels good.

Good enough my friend

my record, eleven, my average, 2.

a day??

Na, five hundred thirty five thousand six hundred minutes.

like I responded to the anon below this... I didn't ask how many times a day...so someone could say they did it once a week...or once a day... have a nice day

lol, well it could be a week!

2 - 3 time a day. I am a lonely man.

do you use it more for stress relief? or for the sexual satisfaction?

Both. It helps me get over stress. And of course it feels good.

When i was 13 i could fap up to 6 times a day.

damn dude... how old are you now?

16. Don't fap much atm, had my heart broken badly not long ago, and my dick hasn't been very interesting ever since that.

Your cock is heartbroken, huh... poor little guy...

Well i realized the difference between feelings and sexual attraction. Before her i had feelings for anyone who was sexually attracted, but i quite quickly got to love that girl. And then i realized she was beautiful, rather than hot. And porn just hasn't been that interesting ever since that. Sure, i can still a fap a few times a day, but it's just not the same after you've cuddled with a girl you love. Also, it should be noted that she was my first love ever. I fucked up though, i was incapable of conversing with her, and anxious as fuck whenever she was around, even though i knew my interest in her was mutual.

Don't worry my friend... you WILL get another love... I'm almost 21...been in love once... and it was awesome until it sucked... it hurt awhile afterwards but then you are able to see how beautiful it really was!! Don't give up and grow from the mistakes you made! I believe in you!

almost every night

yall have the energy for that? After work I just want to chill...not get all worked up!! lol

either habit, or the fear of blue balls.....

hahah!! thank G-d for free porn I guess, huh??

yes, very much so, but when the internet is down, it helps to have imagination