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#209 - stoffanator (03/29/2012) [-]
oh **** is that a brown recluse, if it is you better be so thankful it didn't bite you.

User avatar #225 to #209 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
around the southwestern part of the US. theirs actually a new bread of spider called the brown widow, some how the two ******* had sex and made this little bastard, which is more deadly then both of them, had a full nest of them on the outside of my house a couple months ago...
User avatar #282 to #225 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
And you didn't took the nest and sold the spiders to many corporations for massive ammounts of money?
User avatar #285 to #282 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
so you would be willing to attempt to l capture living versions of the deadliest spider within a 100 mile radius of you? i dont exactly have money to spend on equipment to do that successfully, i'd rather not die.
User avatar #286 to #285 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
Well. If you´d have enough for a neurotoxin, you could test it on other spiders. To see if they get paralysed. Whenever you know it´s ready, spray the **** while having a gasmask.
Paralyse the little bitches and then when it´s ready, break open the place they were. Extract them with special gloves that cannot be pierced by them, and Bang. You have your own rare breed spiderbro:P
User avatar #290 to #286 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
so i need a couple hundred for the neurotoxin, the money to buy fresh samples of dangerous samples, the money to break open the side of my house, and the money to fix it again. along with a paralying agent to freeze the brown widows, and a hundred dollar good gas mask, then another 50 for the gloves. plus a couple hundred for the containment and control of said spider colony. totaling somewhere around a couple thousand dollars, just to find out there are more deadly spiders out there not three months later....

yea. im good, but thanks for the idea.
User avatar #294 to #290 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
Look for gloves in your house, put them over each other, problem solved :P
Buy sleeping gas, and while using it. Go out of your house, no gas mask needed.
If you have a crowbar or something strong, break the place they are, and repair it after you cleansed the entire part. By the time that is done you sold the spiders to scientific companies and made enough to refund the damage done and some extra's for the house.
If you'd do that within three months then you broken the cycle of achieving evolution to get new sorts, and you can get the money
User avatar #295 to #294 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
well im lazy soo.....
User avatar #298 to #295 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
Hire a guy who does a private job. If he is a one mans company then it's fine.
Hire him, take him to the spider place. Let HIM do all the **** while you drive to Kfc to get a nice bucket. Go home, find the man dead and the spiders paralysed.
Quickly put the spiders in a special place they cannot escape, and go to the man his house to rob him and bury the body somewhere
User avatar #300 to #298 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
not a fan of framed murdur either
User avatar #301 to #300 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
Who says you ''knew'' about these spiders
User avatar #302 to #301 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
then why would i have a guy just randomly bust up my wall?
User avatar #304 to #302 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
You tell him there's a gasleak, but the gasleak is the sleeping gas you spread.
He dies, spiders are safe, and you are rich
User avatar #306 to #304 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
then they question as to why i didnt get someone who works for the gas company to fix it

User avatar #307 to #306 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
With the money you get from the spiders, no one has to know there was any sign of a gas leak or any other kind.
Whenever your plan succeeded, and you have the money. Just replace the bit of wall. Your reason? A drunk guy ****** it up, tried making molotov hell thats up to you to decide. For my part a piano got into it by accident xD
User avatar #308 to #307 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
lol, a piano, idk... that might be able to work... but the fact that he died is going to get ALOT more attention then would be nice

User avatar #309 to #308 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
It won't get ALOT of attention if the guy works on his own. He would have no one to contact or to make appointments with. The only guy should be his financial advisor, which he meets 1 or 2 times in the month. By that time you're done already.
User avatar #311 to #309 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
touche... but of corse his good friend vinny is a drug lord, and now im ******
User avatar #312 to #311 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
But he and vinny always meet at the docks, near pier 34 remember. Whenever that ship full of cocaine arrives he meets with vinny. Now that you mention it. Send a text message with the guys phone to vinny. Tell him you need to do some serious **** , and that he will send a replacement to vinny. That would be you with a identity. Whenever Vinny asks, tell him you don't want your true identity to be seen, just incase. Go to vinny, and get your ******** of extra money. Now you can burn your house accidently for insurance. And use all the money for a brand new house... Do know this ending will kill all the spiders, but you can controll them and .....oh wait... ******* mass effect 3 ending again
#313 to #312 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
MFW i realize this might work (never played mass effect)
#315 to #313 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
(we've hit the reply maximum) and what? mass effect or vinny?
User avatar #314 to #313 - Vinpascal (03/29/2012) [-]
Stoner story xD
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User avatar #257 to #255 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
my US geography is a bit rusty, is Mount Rushmoar in north or south dakota?
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User avatar #263 to #260 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
oh, well there goes my idea of the rocks falling on you... have fun never ever getting hurt, ill just get eaten by sharks.
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User avatar #269 to #266 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
that is a possibility, so the elements are trying to kill you... have fun dealing with those
User avatar #227 to #225 - Moushi (03/29/2012) [-]
I've never been so happy to live in the southeast as I am now.....
User avatar #232 to #227 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
the bottom corner where my wall meets the ground has a slight inside lip into the wall for some reason all around the house. the ******* had webs all over the corner, i brushed up against it one time (thats how i found them) it scare the **** out of me, especially when it was night time and i had to find out what they were with a flash light. (and barefeet cause im a retard)
User avatar #234 to #232 - Moushi (03/29/2012) [-]
...Did you **** your pants? Cause I know I would do just that.
User avatar #236 to #234 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
no, i kept my dignity that much, but i got insect killer the next day and used the hole can on them, i counted 6 or 7 adults and two egg sacks when they were all dead. needless to say im ******* glad i got them when i did.
User avatar #238 to #236 - Moushi (03/29/2012) [-]
You are a stronger person then I, though I would probably use fire...
User avatar #239 to #238 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
I'd like to keep my house thank you. and the creepiest thing about them is that their brown with red hourglasses. that gave me constant shivers for at least an hour afterwards. it just not something you enjoy finding next to/in your house
User avatar #241 to #239 - Moushi (03/29/2012) [-]
No, leave the house, it's too late to save it now, it had those ******* in it, there has to be more. But I used to live in the middle of the woods so we saw some really big spiders, including wolf spiders
User avatar #243 to #241 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
wolf spiders and jumping spider personally scare the **** out of me, they move WAY to fast. (and dont worry, i triple checked and used another half can to be sure)
User avatar #250 to #243 - Moushi (03/29/2012) [-]
We used to have black widows all the time, and wolf spiders are ******* huge D; We moved away from the woods to a suburban area.
User avatar #253 to #250 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
personally, i would like to rather live in the woods, if they wernt filled with creepy animals and serial killers
User avatar #256 to #253 - Moushi (03/29/2012) [-]
I loved the woods, but growing up in the middle of nowhere would have been boring, I think my parents made the right decision
User avatar #259 to #256 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
I lived in NYC till i was about 8, then moved to a happy little community in Orange County California. been living here ever sense, i actually hate camping, but i enjoy nature.
User avatar #265 to #259 - Moushi (03/29/2012) [-]
I absolutely love nature as well, climbing on rocks, walking around under the tree canopy, I miss living there
User avatar #270 to #265 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
rivers are my favorite, that and rock climbing, my two favorite things to do. altho i have yet to rock climb up the side of a waterfall
User avatar #271 to #270 - Moushi (03/29/2012) [-]
That would be so scary! I tried doing one of those rock climbing walls, nearly killed me XD
User avatar #275 to #271 - camerel (03/29/2012) [-]
i get a bit creeped out near the top with the vertigo, but my goal is just to get up as fast as i can

#213 to #209 - joshofsouls (03/29/2012) [-]
No, this is.
User avatar #217 to #213 - stoffanator (03/29/2012) [-]
then it must be a hobo spider(maybe) plus it is what young brown recluses look like, and yo OP their bites are painless, so if you see a mark go to your doctor immediately, because if he bit you, you wouldn't even know it.
User avatar #218 to #217 - joshofsouls (03/29/2012) [-]
The spider above is actually very harmless, the bites cause mild skin irritation, and a bump, that's about it.
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