just so perfect johny

yes you can.... once

>take towel
>fold in half long way so you get a long strip.
>fold in half the same way again if necessary
>place latex love in it with open end hanging over edge of town.
>roll town up around glove
>stretch edge of glove around end of towel
>fill with lube
>stick it in
>mom comes home
>sees me
>finishes me
>she turns into lobster as spaghetti starts to pour out of my penis
>begin shitting spaghetti sauce
>smells like dinner
>feelsbadman.png
>wake up
>finish fapping in towl

what about neil patrick harris?

I knew I forgot someone.

Excuse me sir but I do believe you have forgotten Neil Patrick Harrison

Depp, the most recent Doctor, and Robert Downey Jr.

Call me old fashioned but I'd go with Sean Connery

george clooney?

I also love Johnny Depp. and Snap Bawsorama for the matching picture

thumb for the fucking awesome name

It looks like Im talking to myself haha

well it looks like im talking to MYSELF :O

Dis shit be crazy yalll!

people are going to think we're forever alone! but as one person!

an*

this would be perfect with the caption "look out we got a badass over here"