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#9 - arciantitown (03/28/2012) [-]
Gets shot in the chest...finishes 90 minute presidential speech...
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#825 to #9 - mericafuckyeah (03/29/2012) [-]
Lied and used his contacts to get INTO the navy in WWII. Once in, his Patrol Boat was destroyed, and everyone but him was rendered unconscious. he tied a rope around all of them , put it in his teeth and swam 5 miles to shore.
Also, he ****** Marilyn Monroe
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#752 to #744 - lolkoi (03/28/2012) [-]
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Roosevelt is defiantly the most hardcore
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#14 to #9 - auscol (03/28/2012) [-]
Fun fact: An assassination attempt on Andrew Jackson was made while he was president. His assailant fired his gun, at point blank range from only a few feet away, but somehow it misfired. President Jackson, in rage, flung himself onto the man and beat him down with his cane. Jackson's aids had to pull him off of the man. Definitely the most badass president.
User avatar #852 to #14 - swimmingprodigy (03/29/2012) [-]
I'd like for you to find me an instance where point blank range ISNT only a few feet away
User avatar #855 to #852 - derblastermaster (03/29/2012) [-]
The Star Destroyers at the Battle of Endor were at least a few miles away...
User avatar #850 to #14 - sterlingarcher (03/29/2012) [-]
And also was the reason behind the trail of tears! YAY!
User avatar #764 to #14 - waaw (03/29/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson was the sixth most badass president. The first five were all Theodore Roosevelt.
#738 to #14 - graknab (03/28/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson was also cloned to be an alien hunting super-soldier that saved the earth from the Quurzon Imperial Army in the year 3120
User avatar #857 to #738 - motposters (03/29/2012) [-]
Abraham Lincoln fought vampires. . . .
Google it
#439 to #14 - jesuslolz (03/28/2012) [-]
Although a great story, it would be more epic if the gun hadn't misfired and he still beat the **** out of him :P

Art thou a crackedist?
User avatar #336 to #14 - huashuashuas (03/28/2012) [-]
"point blank range from only a few feet away"
wut
#318 to #14 - lilcamaj (03/28/2012) [-]
and Jackson went on to start the Trail Of Tears which ****** up so many Native Americans lives.
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#270 to #14 - bronycurious (03/28/2012) [-]
If a president did that today, he would be impeached. It's not the same America anymore.
User avatar #307 to #270 - bronycurious (03/28/2012) [-]
for all you nagging red thumbers, i mean it was better then. i would much rather a president be able to beat up his attacker without being thrown out of office.
#773 to #307 - mateusdefaria (03/29/2012) [-]
And also wipe out a few native tribes, have slaves, etc.. Yeah man, times were different, and it's not that presidents can't do that now - it's just the secret service exists and do it before he can. Also guns shoot from far further ranges, unless the assailant comes at him with a lupara - it'd be a Police sniper who takes him out.
User avatar #18 to #14 - Carnictus (03/28/2012) [-]
Just imagine if we could somehow go back in time and make it a .gif
User avatar #22 to #18 - wrpen (03/28/2012) [-]
No, but we can recreate it. I'll meet up with you at the walmart. I'll be the one wearing the Andrew Jackson costume.
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