How to be an asshole
1. whenever you see someone reading
a book, tell them how it ends.
fit. approach a bald man and tell him
Tm sure it will grow out again."
3. go around with a paintball gun, and shoot
everyone with exspensive looking suits.
4. whenever you see a demonstration,
walk in front of it with a rainbow colored flag
5. interrupt conversations with random
6. if someone hits you for doing one of the
above, report them to the police.