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Polish guy at the DMV
Uploaded by: braindeadsixtynine
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Tags: dey call me tags
A Polish immigrant went ta the DNF
ta apply fer a driver' s license
First, course, we have ta
take an eyesight test.
Be the optician showed him a card
with the fallowing letters:
C E hlel X NO E) T AC E
Can yen read them'? the optician asked.
Read it?
he replied.
I knew the guy!
ta apply fer a driver' s license
First, course, we have ta
take an eyesight test.
Be the optician showed him a card
with the fallowing letters:
C E hlel X NO E) T AC E
Can yen read them'? the optician asked.
Read it?
he replied.
I knew the guy!
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#4
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NigJames (03/27/2012) [+]
(75 replies)
**NigJames rolled a random image posted in comment #3437 at Post your A/S/L, make friends ** mfw im polish
Clearly it is the lyrics to a song...
WAKEUP!
czwixnostacz MAKE UP!
ssftragewleadx SHAKE UP!
wheiduleafduckiesonda TABLE!
WAKEUP!
czwixnostacz MAKE UP!
ssftragewleadx SHAKE UP!
wheiduleafduckiesonda TABLE!
#181
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coopergrimm (03/27/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
> Im polish
> Go to DMV
> Taken into scary room
> See scary doctor guy
> Starts talking in a language I can't understand
> Some guy is reading off a board
> My brother's name is on that board
> Doctor looks at me
> Comes over to me
> Licks lips
> I'm scared
> Yell for help, but no one hears me
> Doctor covers my naked body in mustard
> Doctor eats me
>MFW I'm a Polish Kielbasa
> Go to DMV
> Taken into scary room
> See scary doctor guy
> Starts talking in a language I can't understand
> Some guy is reading off a board
> My brother's name is on that board
> Doctor looks at me
> Comes over to me
> Licks lips
> I'm scared
> Yell for help, but no one hears me
> Doctor covers my naked body in mustard
> Doctor eats me
>MFW I'm a Polish Kielbasa
#217
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musicdeviant (03/28/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**musicdeviant rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Dat mask ** my face when I'm polish and actually know somebody with that last name.
>Be Polish President
>Purchase 5000 septic tanks from U.S
>Attempt to invade Russia
>Tanks wont start
>Sudden realization of what they're used for...
>Shit.
>Purchase 5000 septic tanks from U.S
>Attempt to invade Russia
>Tanks wont start
>Sudden realization of what they're used for...
>Shit.
#443
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RykenX (03/28/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
**RykenX rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Old school **
I really hope that the image I roll tells me that i'm a faggot or a nigger.
I really hope that the image I roll tells me that i'm a faggot or a nigger.
>OP makes racist joke
>Suddenly everyone in comments is Polish
>Suddenly everyone in comments is Polish