Choose 1. Not sure if repost but eh. Pick one!!!. MAKE AU GIRLS tmt OUTS l SUPER TO TOUR ETES ONLY YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALS,. TOUR SENSE AESOME RENEE AS WELL NOT
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Not sure if repost but eh. Pick one!!!

MAKE AU GIRLS
tmt OUTS l
SUPER
TO TOUR ETES ONLY
YOU CAN TALK TO
ANIMALS,. TOUR SENSE
AESOME RENEE AS
WELL NOTHING ELSE
TOUR LUCK IN
MONEY INCREASES.
BUT LOVE ELUDES YOU
TOUR LIFESPAN
INCREASES :
NOTHING
ELSE
rou BECOME A
SUPER GENIUS,
BUT TOUR LI "SPAN
DECREASE BY 50%
YOU GET ONE CHANCE
TO CHANGE OI‘ -IE PART
OF YOUR BOOT
EVE RY MONTH, A
SATCHEL OF WEED
APPEARS IN YOUR
MAIL. YOU GAIN
NOTHING ELSE.
YOU CAN SEE PARTS
OF THE FUTURE,
BUT NO ONE WILL
EVER RELIEVE TOU
...
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Submitted: 03/27/2012
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User avatar #57 - FrannyDoubleA (03/27/2012) [-]
>Become super genius
>Discover ways to lengthen life
>use lengthened life to find other totems
>if not possible, make new totems for self
>use all totems
>be god
User avatar #49 - hargleblarg (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The ability to talk to animals would be great for a bank robbery. First, I get the shark to create a distraction outside the intended target, because hell, a shark in the middle of a city. Next I use a giraffe to help me enter the upper window, granting me access to the bank. Then I use an army of spiders to swarm around the guards ,causing the to freak the **** out (if some of them aren't afraid then I get the spiders to bite them, see you in hell bitches). Once done I bring in a colony of soldier ants to use their amazing ability to carry 10 times their own weight to pull open the vault door, then use that same weight to carry out all the gold and money I could ever want. As a getaway vehicle I use a pelican to carry the money and ants while using my own personal cheetah to ride into the sunset, police cars will never catch me.
#64 - soundofwinter (03/28/2012) [-]
Purple
#9 - ctate (03/27/2012) [-]
purple, I'd make myself taller
#76 - chillyourtits (03/28/2012) [-]
blue, use it to gamble
User avatar #54 - peppermd (03/27/2012) [-]
Green

#48 - houseofbrick (03/27/2012) [-]
Get the "All girls super-attractive" one, be the ultimate wingman.
#46 - cykocd ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
**cykocd rolled a random image posted in comment #3320956 at FJ Pony Thread ** im trannsexual, so i would ususlaly go for purple. But holy **** green takes the lie like no tomorow.
#42 - mr skeltal (03/27/2012) [-]
i take the purple one
i would unlock the full power of my brain
then find a way to live longer sell the idea for lots of money
use money to fund human/animal communication also sell for lots of money
now take money split in half one have use to make weed legal use other half to buy drinks
all of the opposet sex look hotter to you
while drunk and high have break through in time travel go to the past no one will believe you came from the future use knowledge to advance human race
repeat until space travel is normal
now i dont have to live on the planet anymore
User avatar #38 - CPforPB (03/27/2012) [-]
green, then command animals to go steal me weed and drop it outside my house once a day
User avatar #34 - SlowpokeForever (03/27/2012) [-]
I pick the green one.
User avatar #33 - luxray (03/27/2012) [-]
green

#22 - xelihope (03/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Purple to permanently have my vision fixed to 20/20.
#25 to #22 - benjamins (03/27/2012) [-]
wtf dude?
User avatar #16 - snareplayar (03/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
purple increase brain power figure out how keep myself alive longer and like levitate and read minds and **** cause im super smart
#89 - jeudyfeo (03/28/2012) [-]
Umm the 50% life increase imagine how much **** you would see and i would live to be like 120 (assuming i would die when im 80) and i would live for a hundred years and maybe see aliens
also think about the technological advances!!!!!!!!!
#66 - electro (03/28/2012) [-]
WINGS
#65 - xxSiLENTx (03/28/2012) [-]
Green. For keener senses. Train daily to have the fastest reaction time in the world.
Project Matrix preparation complete.
User avatar #28 - demonfyre (03/27/2012) [-]
the purple one needs more details. your chest and stomach are parts of the body. toghether they form the torso, another body part. shin and thigh make leg which is also body part. if it follows those rules ill take a permanent athletic torso please
#27 - pulu (03/27/2012) [-]
Yellow, love life is all ready forever friendzoned and with money you would gather around only dumb duckfaced bitches so no harm done. Get hookers
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