*FIXED Life to-do List

w ear shirt that says "DEER" Hand out FUCHS on street corner.
Hire two female porn stars . Get them to follow you around all day.
Major in economics. Ask people poor people just buy more money?
Go into a crowded elevator and say," I hope you all brought your
dildos. J' with a straight face.
Put in urinal . Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where EVERYONE FAILS . Enjoy GETTING FIRED.
Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they elo, KACI{ EM IN THE (BEGIN.
Run into a store, ask where the lube is. When someone answers, yell "PLL TAKE 20"
and run out .
Buy a child , name it " 159314133 EVERDEEN ," enter it in fights to the death.
Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, " I' been
expecting you. .. NOW DROP EUR PANTS".
Change name to Nigel. Speak in ,
Become a doctor. Tell every patient they have cancer.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been Captured by as Faggot! ll
around in a pol ( car blasting THE SEES for encouragement.
YOUIR mom.