BOOBIES. mooooo. Every country apart from America that joke abaut us was hilarious". Be like Russia, they don't give a about anything, Russians were used as bad guys in games for about 5-7 years now. given by Russia: Absolutely none BOOBIES mooooo Every country apart from America that joke abaut us was hilarious" Be like Russia they don't give a about anything Russians were used as bad guys in games for 5-7 years now given by Russia: Absolutely none
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #24 - dgq
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Be like Russia, they don't give a **** about anything, Russians were used as bad guys in games for about 5-7 years now. ***** given by Russia: Absolutely none
#1 - ssuunnaamm
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(03/26/2012) [-]
haha, that's true. I'm american. Most of them I find offense, cause I'm American, but this one is good.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lamarss
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(03/26/2012) [-]
i'm offensive and i find this american
User avatar #6 to #2 - doctorhax
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(03/26/2012) [-]
And find american I offensive this I'm
#22 to #6 - MrRandom
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Proud, I am.
User avatar #26 to #2 - mtandy
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I find american, and I'm this offensive?
User avatar #3 - doctorhax
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Joke about 9/11, where under 3000 people died over 10 years ago
Americans: OMFG, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE HORRIBLE AND WILL GO TO HELL!

Joke about haiti earthquake where over 300,000 people died less than 2 years ago
Americans: Lol
User avatar #14 to #3 - xhizorz
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Never heard any jokes about haiti you turd.
#51 to #14 - tkfourtwoone
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User avatar #85 to #51 - xhizorz
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Made an account 2010 while you made an account 2011, gg turd.
#15 to #14 - anon id: b194bcd4
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User avatar #16 to #15 - xhizorz
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Yeah, I'm sure an American made that.
#18 to #16 - herecomesjohnny
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What's Al Qaeda's favourite football team?

THE NEW YORK JETS.
#4 to #3 - anon id: 20426df7
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who cares, they're *******.
#5 to #4 - doctorhax
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*******
#31 to #3 - xelihope
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We joke about 911 all the time.
User avatar #12 - veryevilmen
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Well I usually don't like American jokes because they lack originality. It is just you are fat and stupid. What are we in middle school?
#19 to #12 - herecomesjohnny
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What does WTC stand for? – “What Trade Center?”

#32 to #19 - xelihope
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Hahahha....hahah...ha

I've never heard that one before. I like it.
#120 - blockheadboy
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(03/27/2012) [-]
too bad its the other way around
#115 - agentdennis
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Amerifag reporting in. Tired of **** like this making front page. Not the jokes, but this ****.
#157 - originalmafia
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(03/27/2012) [-]
but this is pretty ******* funny to me and i'm american
#130 - carlose
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americaa
#133 to #130 - zoeypillz
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**zoeypillz rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at She Knows 2 ** Nukes japan twice, cry for 1000 fatass died dryed on 11 september   
   
At least those fatty have burned... (calories)
**zoeypillz rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at She Knows 2 ** Nukes japan twice, cry for 1000 fatass died dryed on 11 september

At least those fatty have burned... (calories)
#148 to #130 - largenintimidating
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(03/27/2012) [-]
How are the two related?

The nukes were a military operation against Japan, in a war against Japan. Pearl Harbor was an act of war, out of nowhere, in the middle of peacetime. That's why it's still more acceptable to bitch about Pearl Harbor than Hiroshima/Nagasaki.

How do tsunami jokes in any way relate to the fact that the US nuked Japan?

Not trying to be butthurt, but I see this pic posted on EVERY. SINGLE. US thread, and every time it makes just as little sense.
User avatar #188 to #148 - ruinsage
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maybe it's because even though the US dropped two nukes, there are still Americans who feel that japan has not suffered enough for the assault on a pearl harbor, which was a military base. Despite the fact that it happened more than half a century ago. So when we see people on Facebook saying that one of the worst natural disasters in history is gods revenge for pearl harbor, it pisses us off.

And it's too bad, because we know that by far most Americans are not like this, but when the retarded part of your population keeps yelling loudest on the internet, and when psychotic soldiers make the headlines, it hurts the worlds perception of the US.

And yes, the attack on pearl harbor was an attack out of peacetime, but that was an attack on your naval, not on your major cities. A bombing targeting populated areas will never be something that can even remotely be compared, no matter the circumstances, to a surprise attack on a military base.
#210 to #188 - largenintimidating
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Hey, it always sucks when civilians die, but Hiroshima/Nagasaki ended the war.

Just because Pearl harbor was an attack on a military base doesn't change the fact that 2,400 American non-combatants died. NON-COMBATANT, because there was no goddamn state of war between the US and Japan. That's essentially the same as bombing 2,400 civilians out of the blue, and busting up a national monument at that since you ****** with the Pride of the United States, it's navy.
User avatar #215 to #210 - ruinsage
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The attack on pearl harbor was a cowardly move, no doubt about that.

But millions died during the nuclear bombings. Millions of civilians. If that's not enough revenge for your country, then id say you have yourself a problem.

Also, the way the US uses the Predator combat drone to this day causes civilian casualties during bombing runs in countries that you are at peace with. If you think a surprise attack that kills civilians is something your country is morally above doing, then you are simply wrong.
#221 to #215 - largenintimidating
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300,000 people died in Hiroshima/Nagasaki, and it ended the war. The other option was an invasion that would have actually killed millions. Nukes < Operation Downfall.

I don't think the US is above ******* up. The predator drones do dumb ****, but it's not an intentional act of war against a neutral country, and when the predator drone ***** up, the affected country has a right to be pissed, and America apologizes. The Japanese still haven't apologized for what they did to China, which was ******* disgusting. hell, they hardly acknowledge it happened.
User avatar #222 to #221 - ruinsage
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They do not "hardly acknowledge" that it happened!

they are actually trying to remove it from the history books...

I know that it ended the war, and i agree that it was the only viable choice.

but lets not get too side tracked, my point is simply that the US had their revenge, and the reason that people use that picture is that they are pissed about how some Americans acted after the tsunami, and use it as an example to show how sometimes the US does things that piss of the rest of the world.
#223 to #222 - largenintimidating
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Everybody ***** up sometimes, and yes, the tsunami jokes were wrong, but that wasn't just the US.

It's been a pleasure talking to you.
User avatar #224 to #223 - ruinsage
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likewise
#166 to #148 - anon id: 16b276c4
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*********, you are one ****** up redneck: WWII was NO PEACETIME, you had lend the allied with supplies since the war began, you also provide pilots and other stuff.

Beside, how come "I will burn and murder hundred of thousands of innocent women, old people and babies" is a good comeback against one of the most precise military strikes in the WWII?

not saying that the japs were good people, I mean, they did deserve those nukes for the **** they did in China. But hell, you deserve it as well.

You deserve to get your soldiers kill in irak and afganistan, that's what you get when you attack small, powerless and poorer countries for "protecting your freedom".

do you feel more free now? or before the 9/11?
#169 to #166 - largenintimidating
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If two guys are in a fight, and Guy #1 borrows a hose from his neighbor, does it allow the friend of Guy #2 to punch the neighbor in the face for lending the hose? I think NOT.

The nukes weren't a comeback for Pearl Harbor (why does every retard think that?), they were a bid to end the war.

As for the last two bits, **** YOU, and I'm not American.
User avatar #156 to #148 - kingofnewyork
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Exactly. Besides, nobody knew the exact strength of the A-bomb. I'm sure they didn't think it would have effects that remain today. And it's something that was regretted several years to come.
#69 - matthewlol
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(03/27/2012) [-]
like this
User avatar #9 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(03/27/2012) [-]
Bull. It is kind of like how I was treated in highschool for having a different faith than most people.

A few people made jokes :Okay, yeah, haha guys, that's funny...
A few more: Yeah, I get it, it is a bit silly to you..
A goodly amount: Okay, yeah, this isn't really that light-hearted any more
A ton of people making all kinds of horrible jokes that some take seriously: **** ALL OF YOU! **** YOU AND YOU AND YOU! YOU ANNOYING, STUPID ASSHOLES! GO **** AN ALTAR BOY!
And then when I make a joke about christian priests ******* Altar boys: Hey, that isn't funny dude, don't joke about our religion!