BOOBIES. mooooo. Every country apart from America that joke abaut us was hilarious". Be like Russia, they don't give a about anything, Russians were used as bad guys in games for about 5-7 years now. given by Russia: Absolutely none
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User avatar #24 - dgq (03/27/2012) [-]
Be like Russia, they don't give a **** about anything, Russians were used as bad guys in games for about 5-7 years now. ***** given by Russia: Absolutely none
User avatar #12 - veryevilmen ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
Well I usually don't like American jokes because they lack originality. It is just you are fat and stupid. What are we in middle school?
#19 to #12 - herecomesjohnny (03/27/2012) [-]
What does WTC stand for? – “What Trade Center?”

#32 to #19 - xelihope (03/27/2012) [-]

I've never heard that one before. I like it.
#157 - originalmafia (03/27/2012) [-]
but this is pretty ******* funny to me and i'm american
#27 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
Actually I'm from america, but I'm not fat, nor do I watch Jersey Shore. So I can still laugh like it's a joke.
User avatar #87 - Jackimole (03/27/2012) [-]
Insult a country, and some residents of said country are upset...
No ******* way
#73 - totallywhiteguy (03/27/2012) [-]
I am american, and i make jokes about us, and frenchies. But mostly frenchies.
#91 to #73 - wingsisaac (03/27/2012) [-]
I am half American, half French - And yeah, **** the french :D

pic unrelated - although that does sound like a very french idea.
#115 - agentdennis (03/27/2012) [-]
Amerifag reporting in. Tired of **** like this making front page. Not the jokes, but this **** .
User avatar #175 - pictureperfect (03/27/2012) [-]
I don't give two ***** for jokes about us

I just think it is annoying when people automatically call Americans fat, lazy, hillbilly ******* .

But we are a country that can be easy to be made fun of.
User avatar #10 - Esplosions (03/27/2012) [-]
Instead of thinking of America, I just think of Alabama.
User avatar #3 - doctorhax (03/26/2012) [-]
Joke about 9/11, where under 3000 people died over 10 years ago

Joke about haiti earthquake where over 300,000 people died less than 2 years ago
Americans: Lol
User avatar #14 to #3 - xhizorz (03/27/2012) [-]
Never heard any jokes about haiti you turd.
#15 to #14 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 to #15 - xhizorz (03/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure an American made that.
#18 to #16 - herecomesjohnny (03/27/2012) [-]
What's Al Qaeda's favourite football team?

User avatar #85 to #51 - xhizorz (03/27/2012) [-]
Made an account 2010 while you made an account 2011, gg turd.
#4 to #3 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
who cares, they're ******* .
#31 to #3 - xelihope (03/27/2012) [-]
We joke about 911 all the time.
User avatar #9 - sorrowofdaedalus (03/27/2012) [-]
Bull. It is kind of like how I was treated in highschool for having a different faith than most people.

A few people made jokes :Okay, yeah, haha guys, that's funny...
A few more: Yeah, I get it, it is a bit silly to you..
A goodly amount: Okay, yeah, this isn't really that light-hearted any more
A ton of people making all kinds of horrible jokes that some take seriously: **** ALL OF YOU! **** YOU AND YOU AND YOU! YOU ANNOYING, STUPID ASSHOLES! GO **** AN ALTAR BOY!
And then when I make a joke about christian priests ******* Altar boys: Hey, that isn't funny dude, don't joke about our religion!

#1 - ssuunnaamm (03/26/2012) [-]
haha, that's true. I'm american. Most of them I find offense, cause I'm American, but this one is good.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lamarss (03/26/2012) [-]
i'm offensive and i find this american
User avatar #6 to #2 - doctorhax (03/26/2012) [-]
And find american I offensive this I'm
#22 to #6 - MrRandom (03/27/2012) [-]
Proud, I am.
User avatar #26 to #2 - mtandy (03/27/2012) [-]
I find american, and I'm this offensive?
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#163 to #151 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, some men just can't contain shooting their opinion at others.
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#135 - xUnholy TITANx (03/27/2012) [-]
Meh, I love my country but a joke is just a joke. Now if there is actual malice behind then yeah you have a right to get pissed; however, 90% of the time its harmless fun.

pic unrelated
#80 - kittykatpollywack (03/27/2012) [-]
Hey guys... We are on the internet now... So why does it matter where we come from?
#13 - ragingbrony ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
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I find most of the funny...because rather then looking at the jokes, and thinking of them applying to myself, I just look at them as if they're laughing at those specific people.
I know I'm not some redneck, fat guy, so I'm not going to take offense to red neck or fat guy jokes.
I'll just laugh at the people it's actually relevant to.
#149 - haziri (03/27/2012) [-]
Other way around. Anytime any american says anything remotely offensive suddenly everybody jumps our **** . But everybody else can bash us for as long as they want. Nice ironic post, stop talking out of your ass.
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#120 - blockheadboy (03/27/2012) [-]
too bad its the other way around
User avatar #190 - kingofnewyork (03/27/2012) [-]
I'm not american, but this is how I have understood this from seeing a few threads about it.

When people joke about, let's say, Germany. Alot of times, it's about the german language, how it always sounds like people are angry and giving orders instead of talking, like that butterfly comic. When people joke about the french, it's the stereotype that they always surrender in wars and that they are cowards. The brits are portrayed as tea drinking people with a posh, upstuck accent. But when people joke about the US, it's rather critical compared to other countries. It's often about flaws in the system, controversial rules and laws, and how they should mind their own business. So instead of actually joking about them, it's plain criticizing.

Again, not american, but this is how I have understood this whole "conflict". Anyone agree?
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