DirecTv Killed The Joke. OC. if you haven't seen this commercial, it's found here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZYIdmdx14. Arn I the only one who thinks that scene DirecTv Killed The Joke OC if you haven't seen this commercial it's found here: www youtube com/watch?v=k2ZYIdmdx14 Arn I the only one who thinks that scene
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #15 - elginpocketwatch
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when your cable is bad, you go outside
when you go outside, you talk to your neighbor
when you talk to your neighbor, you get invited to a barbecue
when you get invited to a barbecue, you eat ribs
when you eat ribs, you accidentally swallow the bone
when you swallow a bone, you choke
when you choke, you die.
DON'T DIE
get directv
#27 to #15 - anon id: c2772e6f
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When your cable is bad, you go to a friend's house
When you go to a friend's house you watch cable there
When you watch cable there, the problem is solved
get directv, or not. I don't really care. I have Comcast myself.
#398 to #15 - hopalongreborn
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When your cable is bad, you go on the computer
When you go on the computer, you go to Youtube
When you go to Youtube, you watch videos and listen to songs
When you watch videos and listen to songs, you run out of good videos and songs to see
When you run out of good videos and songs to see, you listen to Justin Bieber
Don't listen to Justin Bieber
Get directTV
User avatar #50 to #15 - funnyjunktitan
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when your cable is bad, you go outside
when you go outside, you realize you haven't gone outside in a week thanks to cable
when you realize you haven't gone outside in a week, you decide you need exercise
when you decide you need exercise, you run down the street
when you run down the street, you get hit by a truck carrying gravy
when you get hit by a truck carrying gravy, you get covered in gravy
when you get covered in gravy,you get attacked by wild squirrels
when you get attacked by wild squirrels, you get saved by the russian truck driver, Alexei
when you get saved by the russian truck driver, Alexei, Alexei takes you to his house
when Alexei takes you to his house, you are taken into Alexei's basement
when you are taken into Alexei's basement, you become the middle of the human centipede
DON'T BECOME THE MIDDLE OF THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
get directv
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User avatar #172 to #15 - righteousmuffin
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When your cable is bad, you go outside
When you go outside, you drive to the store
When you drive to the store, you buy some milk
When you buy some milk, you go home
When you go home, you drink your milk
When you drink your milk, you look at the expiration date casually
When you look at the expiration date casually, you spit out your milk
When you spit out your milk, you see green clumps
When you see green clumps, you throw up
When you throw up, you hit your head on the desk
When you hit your head on the desk, you pass out in vomit
When you pass out in vomit, you wake up with a migraine
When you wake up with a migraine, you get shot in the head with a dildo gun
When you get shot in the head with a dildo gun, you turn into a homosexual zombie
When you turn into a homosexual zombie, you skipped down to this part
Don't skip
Get DirecTV
#205 to #172 - phatboi
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User avatar #16 to #15 - mruserfj
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Makes complete sense. But by your line of thought, I am immortal because I don't like ribs
#110 to #16 - halfi
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Well no, because you must have a severe disease for not liking ribs.... (pic unrelated)
#164 to #110 - mruserfj
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The amount of meat I get for the effort I have to put in is too little. I still like the taste and shizzle.   
   
Now what you really want to do is get cheese, minced beef, bacon and steak and prepare a barbecue.   
   
Take some of the bacon and wrap it in cheese. Then form a burger shape around the cheese with the minced beef. try and make it quite thin, about three to four centimetres thick so that it cooks quickly. Completely flatten your steak with a rolling pin, douse the burger in Jack Daniels Monterey Sauce or sauce of your choice, wrap the burger in the stake, stick a few wooden kebab sticks into it to keep it closed and stick that lump o'meat on the barbecue.    
   
I'm not sure how long it takes, but it will take less time if you make it thinner.   
   
Also, be warned that it may cause death through deliciousness or heart failure
The amount of meat I get for the effort I have to put in is too little. I still like the taste and shizzle.

Now what you really want to do is get cheese, minced beef, bacon and steak and prepare a barbecue.

Take some of the bacon and wrap it in cheese. Then form a burger shape around the cheese with the minced beef. try and make it quite thin, about three to four centimetres thick so that it cooks quickly. Completely flatten your steak with a rolling pin, douse the burger in Jack Daniels Monterey Sauce or sauce of your choice, wrap the burger in the stake, stick a few wooden kebab sticks into it to keep it closed and stick that lump o'meat on the barbecue.

I'm not sure how long it takes, but it will take less time if you make it thinner.

Also, be warned that it may cause death through deliciousness or heart failure
User avatar #377 to #16 - djchrssychrs
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i'm allergic to pork... so i cant eat ribs...
#21 - surrenderurwaffles
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i would rather re-enact Rambo to be perfectly honest.........
i would rather re-enact Rambo to be perfectly honest.........
#24 to #21 - anon id: a0946830
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thats already out there
#55 to #24 - fabrad
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#350 to #55 - renegadehawk
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#25 to #24 - anon id: a0946830
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hot shots
#232 to #21 - rustyshakleford
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That reminds me of the Naked Gun somehow
That reminds me of the Naked Gun somehow
#22 to #21 - nojack
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#145 - thewumbologist
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there would be...
#233 to #145 - anon id: f6aafb99
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And whats bad about that ^......
#168 to #145 - kdiddlid
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#296 - bigshaner
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**bigshaner rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Owned ** mf if i got to hang out with charlie sheen
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User avatar #1 - qwopfailure
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it would be, up untill you get shot with the crossbow he's holdin
User avatar #2 to #1 - dogwars [OP]
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Eh... true.
I'd still want that to be on my obituary, "Shot with a crossbow by a drunk charlie sheen while doing a scene from platoon."
#148 - anog
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First of all, just MEETING Charlie Sheen would be ******* awesome.
#26 - greenmurderer
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Hell yeah - Let's re-enact this ****.
#254 - HEADSHOTyou
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User avatar #258 to #254 - barbwirepain
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omg omg omg, funnier than the actual post
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#75 - pretentiousdouche
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<- MFW
<- MFW
User avatar #155 to #75 - herecomesjohnny
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stepbrothers is one of my favorites, by the way :D

'you may call me...nighthawk!"
#77 to #75 - dogwars [OP]
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User avatar #80 to #77 - herecomesjohnny
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keep it in ponytime, dude..
#82 to #80 - dogwars [OP]
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It's just ponies, it's like spiderman. completely irrelevant, but it still works as a suitable reaction pic.
It's just ponies, it's like spiderman. completely irrelevant, but it still works as a suitable reaction pic.
User avatar #90 to #82 - herecomesjohnny
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but don't you think the hater brony stuff would tone a lot more down if it was kept in ponytime?
#95 to #90 - dogwars [OP]
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Every time I replied in this thread I've gotten nothing but green, all with pony pics. This could just be because I'm OP, though.
User avatar #98 to #95 - herecomesjohnny
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uh, sure, but in the long run, don't you think maybe posting pony stuff outside of ponytime might keep angering haters? I"m not a hater, i'm just tired of people arguing about it. Aren't you?
#100 to #98 - dogwars [OP]
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User avatar #105 to #100 - herecomesjohnny
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...okay, cool, cool-cool-cool. Just, uh...what about the bronies who don't like the haters? Cause i may be a bit tired of seeing stuff like 'stop hating, why do you hate?" from bronies, if they keep saying 'haters gonna hate'
User avatar #114 to #105 - dogwars [OP]
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It's a lot of fuss over nothing in my opinion, but then opinions are taboo on FJ.
There's haters for everything, like i could get mad at you for having your username as a quote from The Shining because i don't like them.
#132 to #114 - drcroccer
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The difference is that you don't get -30 thumbs and butthurt responses from Shining fans for critizing the movie.

< Posting an opinion like this one on ponytime is going to start a *********.
User avatar #138 to #132 - dogwars [OP]
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If you went a board for shining fans you would, probably.
It's just fandom, everything has it. MLP's fandom is just a bit more expansive.
User avatar #144 to #138 - drcroccer
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The problem is that this kind of **** happens everywhere. Not just everywhere here on FunnyJunk, but all over the Internet. I wouldn't mind bronies if they just kept their fandom to themselves largely, like most furries do, but there's a large number of them who spam random MLP things which are just unfunny and annoying, and then get butthurt whenever criticized. I'm not saying that you're all like that, but there's a significant group that is, and which makes bronies a rather uniquely disliked fandom by many.
User avatar #158 to #144 - dogwars [OP]
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True. I post ponies because that's mostly what I've got reaction pictures of, and because I just like ponies. I never really understood why people hate ponies so much, it's a good show if you get into it, you just get a good feel out of it. cloppers and super-bronies aren't the majority of us, just the more outspoken ones.
User avatar #203 to #158 - herecomesjohnny
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as a neutral, i tried watching the show (never hurts, right?). I just found the show a little too girly and adorable for me (19 year old dude). It's cute, but the cuteness was a little too much for me.

I still watch a couple cartoons now and then, but mostly for nostalgia, or pop culture and mature humor...but ehh, it's just not the same, knowhatimean?
#209 to #203 - dogwars [OP]
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Yeah, I just have a high tolerance for cute, I guess. It get better a few episodes in, but even then it's not for everyone. I see what you mean, yeah.
User avatar #157 to #132 - theoneandonlynate
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In response to your pic, not many people watch the show because they think it means they have balls. I won't say that there aren't guys who do watch it for that reason, but I sure as hell wouldn't want people I know IRL to know i watch a show which has a target demographic of 5+ year old girls, and I'm sure a lot of bronies feel the same way.

Although i have to admit he is being kinda obnoxious about the pony-posting, and what you actually said is pretty valid.
#123 to #114 - herecomesjohnny
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actually when i learned english i found out it was mistranslated -.-

Sure, yeah, but you might still wanna maybe keep in mind ponies are like the taboo subject. Not hating or anything, but they do have this 'really love 'em or really hate 'em" effect around here...Just trying to keep a good vibe, is all
#126 to #123 - dogwars [OP]
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In the movie itself it's "Heeere's Johny!"
But yeah, I see what you mean. I just think it's stupid to hate on us because we like what you don't.
<What everyone needs to do.
User avatar #129 to #126 - herecomesjohnny
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yeah, i guess. .
User avatar #120 to #114 - dogwars [OP]
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Because I don't like that movie*
(I actually do, it was just an example).
#161 to #95 - anon id: 66b84176
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****** you're redder than that pony's period on christmas!
User avatar #166 to #161 - dogwars [OP]
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Yeah, I commented on my green thumbs, so they fixed that. It's whatever.
User avatar #106 to #95 - drcroccer
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It's because all bronies thumb up pony posts, just because they're the pony posts...
User avatar #111 to #106 - drcroccer
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*unnecessary 'the'.
#171 to #82 - theoneandonlynate
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Coming from a brony:
What you're doing isn't really like spiderman for a few reasons.
1) Spiderman is not intended for little girls. As great as the show may be, it still faces the prejudice of being a "young girl's show".
2)You're sorta forcing the pony pics. So far almost every comment you've made on this content is pony related. If someone was spamming spiderman in the comments and it was as unrelated as some of your pony pics are, they'd eventually start getting red thumbs(even if they were OP).

Just my two cents.
#182 to #171 - herecomesjohnny
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#41 - RamboTrucker
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no you are not sir.
MFW if i was given the chance to do this
#78 to #41 - dogwars [OP]
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I lol'd hard.
I lol'd hard.