Bring on the Zombies

#43 - mattymattwithahat

Reply+49

(03/25/2012)[-]

How do you load it?

#44 to #43 - xtrmbragnrytz

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(03/25/2012)[-]

it's a 1 bullet system, you pull the slide back, push the bullet in, then you can fire... the gun part is more of a last ditch effort sort of thing.

#45 to #44 - paelaer

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(03/25/2012)[-]

Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
You never want to go into melee when dealing with the undead.

#82 to #45 - rameranova

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(03/26/2012)[-]

blades don't need reloading

#47 to #45 - anon id: 73e51959

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(03/25/2012)[-]

dead island

#60 to #47 - elitetroll

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(03/26/2012)[-]

in Dead Island, the heroes didnt have to worry, they was immune

#49 to #43 - deadlegend

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(03/25/2012)[-]

You could design one with a horizontal clip, but the way most pistols work would make this difficult.

#53 - boogerfart

Reply+37

(03/26/2012)[-]

Lot's of people's comments in this thread are asking how to reload...******* noobs

#63 to #53 - raggedyswagg

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(03/26/2012)[-]

Win!

#8 - kuroda

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(03/25/2012)[-]

#58 - kinoderkatzen

Reply+21

(03/26/2012)[-]

I can't help but notice but theres no magazine

#21 - morstactica

Reply+21

(03/25/2012)[-]

It's funny because you couldn't reload it, plus if that is the 50 AE Desert Eagle It'd tear your arm off firing it like that.
Pic Related, MFW cod-fags think that is a good idea.

#31 to #21 - valyn

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(03/25/2012)[-]

zombies ur gonna want something like a ruger 10-22. rugged, simple to use, accurate, easy to find parts for, and can get ammo ANYWHERE

#207 to #31 - morstactica

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(03/26/2012)[-]

Exactly. Maybe an AR-15/M-14, If you live in the Midwest USA where larger calibers are plentiful. But honestly I'd only be packing the Rifle in case of human contact that turned hostile. You don't need to destroy the Zombie, you need to kill it. Or you could be Former Soviet. Pic related.

#209 to #207 - valyn

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(03/26/2012)[-]

i have an old m-1a (civilian model m14), but in that situation i would probly grab a lighter caliber just so ammo is lighter and easy to carry. 7.62 NATO is heavy as tits lol, can easily carry upwards of a thousand rounds of .22 or even 5.56mm

#210 to #209 - morstactica

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(03/28/2012)[-]

Yeah, I'm a /k/ommando so I know what a M1A is, haha.

#211 to #210 - valyn

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(03/28/2012)[-]

then you probably know what it would feel like to carry a few hundred rounds of 7.62... **** that lol, too heavy

#212 to #211 - morstactica

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(03/28/2012)[-]

Eh' yeah. Lots of weight

#76 - drnibbles

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(03/26/2012)[-]

Its origins.

#159 - sublemon

Reply+14

(03/26/2012)[-]

Oh, and where would you put the magazine in on this ingenious contraption? Also, anyone who thinks this overrated piece of crap handgun could be useful in a catastrophe is retarded.
-2/10, p.s. stolen from /k/

#176 to #159 - nsapanda

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(03/26/2012)[-]

reasons i agree with you
1. Finding ammo for a desert eagle is ******* hard since not common
2. that knife arm thingy will break the first zombie you kill
3. no goddamn mag
4. recoil makes for hard accurate rapid fire
5. mfw and nice .22 or 9mm or .38 is more effective

#180 to #176 - sublemon

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(03/26/2012)[-]

At least someone on Funnyjunk has some logic, Thank You, My Good Sir.

#182 to #180 - nsapanda

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(03/26/2012)[-]

me and my gf sit around talking about this **** like non stop

#179 to #176 - kamehamehanurd

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(03/26/2012)[-]

It's only $10 www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/d

of course it will break,

#213 to #176 - anon id: 2d22bd9e

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(03/29/2012)[-]

you could put the sledge bakc and insert one bullet, after shooting the sledge stays back because of no ammo, yo put in new bullit - loaded again
- just sayin

#175 to #159 - anon id: 0afa9bbd

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(03/26/2012)[-]

OH MAN I'M SO SERIOUS ABOUT A POST MAN I'M SO ANGRY AT THIS POST I'M SUCH A DOUCHEBAG BECAUSE I'M SO SERIOUS AND I CAN'T ENJOY A SILLY IDEA ON A WEBSITE. I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT SHOULD BE WHAT AND HOW THINGS SHOULD BE. THAT'S ME, SUBLEMON, THE FAGGOT MUNCHER.

#163 to #159 - icefried

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(03/26/2012)[-]

The top. I'd put the magazine on the top.

#167 to #163 - sublemon

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(03/26/2012)[-]

Brilliant, my good chap. Put the magazine of a DESERT EAGLE on the top of the DESERT EAGLE. You obviously know what you're talking about.....

#168 to #167 - icefried

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(03/26/2012)[-]

Because modifying that little detal would be utterly imposiible.
Retard.