Bring on the Zombies

it's a 1 bullet system, you pull the slide back, push the bullet in, then you can fire... the gun part is more of a last ditch effort sort of thing.

Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
You never want to go into melee when dealing with the undead.

blades don't need reloading

in Dead Island, the heroes didnt have to worry, they was immune

You could design one with a horizontal clip, but the way most pistols work would make this difficult.

Win!

zombies ur gonna want something like a ruger 10-22. rugged, simple to use, accurate, easy to find parts for, and can get ammo ANYWHERE

Exactly. Maybe an AR-15/M-14, If you live in the Midwest USA where larger calibers are plentiful. But honestly I'd only be packing the Rifle in case of human contact that turned hostile. You don't need to destroy the Zombie, you need to kill it. Or you could be Former Soviet. Pic related.

i have an old m-1a (civilian model m14), but in that situation i would probly grab a lighter caliber just so ammo is lighter and easy to carry. 7.62 NATO is heavy as tits lol, can easily carry upwards of a thousand rounds of .22 or even 5.56mm

Yeah, I'm a /k/ommando so I know what a M1A is, haha.

then you probably know what it would feel like to carry a few hundred rounds of 7.62... **** that lol, too heavy

Eh' yeah. Lots of weight

reasons i agree with you
1. Finding ammo for a desert eagle is ******* hard since not common
2. that knife arm thingy will break the first zombie you kill
3. no goddamn mag
4. recoil makes for hard accurate rapid fire
5. mfw and nice .22 or 9mm or .38 is more effective

At least someone on Funnyjunk has some logic, Thank You, My Good Sir.

me and my gf sit around talking about this **** like non stop

It's only $10 www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/dp/B002898XBO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1332732693&sr=8-3

of course it will break,

The top. I'd put the magazine on the top.

Brilliant, my good chap. Put the magazine of a DESERT EAGLE on the top of the DESERT EAGLE. You obviously know what you're talking about.....

Because modifying that little detal would be utterly imposiible.
Retard.

Hurr, guise lets put teh clipazine of a deegle on the top of teh gun, it will wurk just fine!

Watch out guise, internet smart guy!

its possible bro

Damn you're stupid. If the blade comes with the gun of course they'd put it on the top. You complete ******* moronic douche.

Wait, there's not even a magazine, how the **** does this work?

one bullet at a time

Blade is real, gun shopped on.

Maybe there's an opening below the handle of the bayonet.

Of course, stupid in a zombie apocalypse as you'd need specialized ammo cartridges.

This has never been more relevant.

but how will they reload it?

They don't it's a worthless peice of **** that i thumbed down

How do you know the clip isn't mounted on the other side? and that the gun is just screw or welded on.

Used an infinite ammo cheat code, its alright.

you accidentally the whole thing right there sir

It's got one in the chamber I guess, but that one shot better be damn good.

That reminds me of this.

Problem Sleuth FTW.

nvm the 34

Magic.

I'm sorry sir, but you cant reload things with friendship.

or you dont need to reload when using gun channeling

One it the chamber mode...

by the way, it's ******* fake

but isnt it a bit tedious to kill zombies one bullet at a time? i suppose maybe having the gun slightly to the side. and having a really big handle?

Clip is slang for magazine, chill the **** out. And in a zombie apocalypse, loading like that would be inconvenient an d time consuming.

**** you, calling a magazine a clip is like calling a shoe a sock.

The magazine probably ejects on the other side.

You can't do that with a ******* handgun :|

No I mean like it comes downward, and the metal arm is attached to the left side of the gun near the... **** it, I give up. Just give me more thumbs down.

okay.

my thoughts exactly

I dont get it. what do you mean?