Facebook (-1). this is a description this will be lost in the newest uploads. i absolutely love this ', here' s hew it gees. i' m gonna (trt yen, then diss you, facebook bitch fag ugh idiot the game
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i absolutely love this ',
here' s hew it gees.
i' m gonna (trt yen,
then diss you,
i' ll send you mixed messages,
hit en your friends,
and lie m you,
then n lead you en
so youll Fall Fer me,
i' ll make you happy Fer a apple of days
but
n comepletely ignore you,
but youll be the ene i turn m
when i need a friend
er a coincidence boost,
knew what the best part is?
you an' t do anything about it
because you love me
and you don' t want m ever lose me,"
jeans. my he
in hour -
J: absolutley love this more ',
here' s hew it gees.
i' m gonna meet yen,
and chill Givith yen.
i' m going m text you all the time,
especially when i have problems,
i' m going m tell you everything,
even SEW about my Friends.
and when you ask me out,
n ask m stray friends and friendzone you,
knew what the best part is?
yen an' t do anything
when i complain about all guys being jerks
because i friendszone every
single
nice guy,"
Emma
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#14 - wepwawet (03/25/2012) [-]
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#25 - fishinyourface (03/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
90% of fj.....
#2 - speroo ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
GIVE THIS GUY A MEDAL ...
#19 - indiangiver (03/25/2012) [-]
Both make themselves look like complete retards. I see no winner.
#75 - norbit (03/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
enough "MY GENDER IS BETTER DURRR" posts. who gives a **** ?
User avatar #55 - asgardian (03/25/2012) [+] (15 replies)
As men, we are instinctively meant to be leaders, hunters, warriors, Alpha Males. Unfortunately, the society we are raised in, with the help of Disney, teaches us that being a man and wanting sex is bad and that girls only go for nice shy guys. We obviously end up being sorely disappointed. Girls tell you they want a nice guy AND they're RIGHT! The problem is, this is what they want once they are ALREADY IN a relationship. This is not what INITIALLY ATTRACTS them.

Stop lying to yourself. Are you "nice" or do you just not have enough confidence to tell a girl what you really want? Do you define "nice" as compromising your goals and values to please others for no reason other than low self esteem and a desperate outreach for love, friendship and acceptance? It's time to take charge of your goals and passions in life. You are a train traveling towards what you want. Girls are welcome to come along but they will never knock you off course.

"Nice Guys" and "Jerks" have on thing in common. They both believe women are only tricked into having sex. The jerks do the tricking and the nice guys deliberately avoid sex in order to make the girl think he's nice, then proceeds to do a bunch of favors for the girl until she wants to have sex with him.

It's dishonest. So many men expect girls to fall for them because they drive them places and buy them stuff. Frankly, you treat women like legal prostitutes. How's that for respect?

Subconsciously, both guys want the same thing but rationalize their low self esteem with the self deceitful term "nice guy".

Jerks get laid because they're confident and assertive. Nice guys do not because they are not masculine. They take anyones' **** , including hers and demonstrate that they can't even stand up for themselves, let alone the girl they should be protecting in the future.

Girls like sex just as much as guys. Sex and wanting sex isn't bad, it's natural. Own it! DON'T think of sex as a reward or ulterior motive.
#16 - joefishsticks (03/25/2012) [-]
You see the common thread in both paragraphs?
Both males and females like to try and date people that absolutely suck.
Guys who do that stuff suck, girls who do that stuff suck.
Try and find quality people and stop bitching about everything.
#180 - Virt (03/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#181 to #180 - Virt (03/25/2012) [-]
also this
#158 - megatrondecepticon (03/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Reading through comments only seeing negatives stuff against the content.
>Thumbs keep rising.
>MFW
User avatar #61 - glamoiglia (03/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Not every person is looking to date every person of the opposite sex that they meet.

I'm not saying don't feel bad when someone doesn't like you back, but don't act like they're a bad person or stupid for it.

I've heard too many rants that basically sum up to "I met this girl who's pretty and capable of conversation with me. It is clear to me for those two reasons that we should be dating, and I think she's a stupid bitch for not understanding that."
User avatar #45 - detrek (03/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OP's secretly a brony. Tilt the screen back.
#73 - ninjatunarocks (03/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OH WOW, ANOTHER POST ABOUT THIS? DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.   
   
Hey, okay, I have this crazy idea.... just try to follow along... this is for boys AND girls... are you ready?    
   
STOP. BITCHING.    
   
I know, crazy, right?
OH WOW, ANOTHER POST ABOUT THIS? DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.

Hey, okay, I have this crazy idea.... just try to follow along... this is for boys AND girls... are you ready?

STOP. BITCHING.

I know, crazy, right?
User avatar #65 - benthererapedthat (03/25/2012) [-]
Ok these friend-zone posts are getting on my nerves...
#197 - mikhailovych (03/25/2012) [-]
MFW half the people on facebook
User avatar #136 - biggrand (03/25/2012) [-]
>im a guy
>im reading this
>I dont give a ****
#110 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [+] (19 replies)
i'm a girl and I friendzone guys simply because they do **** like this <.<

plus they're ugly, so it's natural for me to date hotter guys, or as you'd probably call them "douchebags". Well let me tell you something about douchebags; the sex is amazing, they stand up for themselves, and they never get friendzoned :/
#4 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [+] (10 replies)
i friendzone nice guys cuz they're needy :/
look if your not attractive i'm not gonna go out with you. it's that simple. as for me my hot boyfriend cheated on me ._.
:foreveralone:
#6 to #4 - zombieplayground (03/25/2012) [-]
I don't think I've ever been happier that someone cheated on someone else.
+12
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#199 - breakfastlunch (03/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Oh look, another friendzone post.
Oh look, another friendzone post.
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