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Facebook (-1). this is a description this will be lost in the newest uploads. i absolutely love this ', here' s hew it gees. i' m gonna (trt yen, then diss you,

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i absolutely love this ',
here' s hew it gees.
i' m gonna (trt yen,
then diss you,
i' ll send you mixed messages,
hit en your friends,
and lie m you,
then n lead you en
so youll Fall Fer me,
i' ll make you happy Fer a apple of days
n comepletely ignore you,
but youll be the ene i turn m
when i need a friend
er a coincidence boost,
knew what the best part is?
you an' t do anything about it
because you love me
and you don' t want m ever lose me,"
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here' s hew it gees.
i' m gonna meet yen,
and chill Givith yen.
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especially when i have problems,
i' m going m tell you everything,
even SEW about my Friends.
and when you ask me out,
n ask m stray friends and friendzone you,
knew what the best part is?
yen an' t do anything
when i complain about all guys being jerks
because i friendszone every
nice guy,"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#14 - wepwawet
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#25 - fishinyourface
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90% of fj.....
#36 to #25 - anon id: 36c8553e
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This is true, but there are other reasons.

People on Funnyjunk can be sickening. Making jokes about Africans, 9/11, suicide, religion, etc. You masturbate constantly.

I know this isn't everyone on Funnyjunk, but it is the majority.
#50 to #36 - steelplatypus
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Yessss let the butthurt flow through you
#207 to #36 - citrusdrop
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#2 - speroo
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#19 - indiangiver
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Both make themselves look like complete retards. I see no winner.
#75 - norbit
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enough "MY GENDER IS BETTER DURRR" posts. who gives a ****?
#77 to #75 - anon id: 8d013bb5
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Those that have to deal with these status' everyday mayhaps?
User avatar #78 to #77 - norbit
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if it bothers you then un-friend them. dont consider yourself a victim of that abuse just because you want to have over 500 friends.
#102 to #78 - anon id: 6b1c2d43
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Did you ever consider it might be actual genuine friends making these statements as opposed to a *facebook* friend.
#126 to #75 - neoexdeath
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(Not the user, those douchebags in the image)
#138 - killerswan
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User avatar #55 - asgardian
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As men, we are instinctively meant to be leaders, hunters, warriors, Alpha Males. Unfortunately, the society we are raised in, with the help of Disney, teaches us that being a man and wanting sex is bad and that girls only go for nice shy guys. We obviously end up being sorely disappointed. Girls tell you they want a nice guy AND they're RIGHT! The problem is, this is what they want once they are ALREADY IN a relationship. This is not what INITIALLY ATTRACTS them.

Stop lying to yourself. Are you "nice" or do you just not have enough confidence to tell a girl what you really want? Do you define "nice" as compromising your goals and values to please others for no reason other than low self esteem and a desperate outreach for love, friendship and acceptance? It's time to take charge of your goals and passions in life. You are a train traveling towards what you want. Girls are welcome to come along but they will never knock you off course.

"Nice Guys" and "Jerks" have on thing in common. They both believe women are only tricked into having sex. The jerks do the tricking and the nice guys deliberately avoid sex in order to make the girl think he's nice, then proceeds to do a bunch of favors for the girl until she wants to have sex with him.

It's dishonest. So many men expect girls to fall for them because they drive them places and buy them stuff. Frankly, you treat women like legal prostitutes. How's that for respect?

Subconsciously, both guys want the same thing but rationalize their low self esteem with the self deceitful term "nice guy".

Jerks get laid because they're confident and assertive. Nice guys do not because they are not masculine. They take anyones' ****, including hers and demonstrate that they can't even stand up for themselves, let alone the girl they should be protecting in the future.

Girls like sex just as much as guys. Sex and wanting sex isn't bad, it's natural. Own it! DON'T think of sex as a reward or ulterior motive.
#79 to #55 - willysbilly
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#97 to #79 - anon id: 900fc919
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thats some weird ****... I know me and my socially average friends who have and enjoy sex dont think of it like this at all. Frankly its pretty weird you have this idea that everyone thinks this way
#58 to #55 - anon id: 682fcfea
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I think someone has been listening to too many David Wygant videos !! lol
User avatar #195 to #58 - asgardian
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Nope. Lovesystems.
#87 to #55 - anon id: 4365e1a3
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There's a middle ground; this black and white stuff is stupid. Being an asshole and a jerk is bad. Being a wimpy, crying little "nice guy" is bad. There is a middle ground and there doesn't need to be a manual. Promoting steam rolling everything to get what you want is stupid. There's a middle ground that every. single. person on this planet should be on. You CAN be nice to people AND just be honest with what you want and that's the ideal.

Psychology pro-tip:

Nice guys are passive. Passive is bad.

Jerks are aggressive. Aggressive is bad.

Creepers are passive aggressive. Passive aggressive is super bad.

The ideal is assertive. Assertive is good and not hard.

Once people learn the difference and grow the hell up, then this world can start moving forward again. :P
User avatar #184 to #87 - asgardian
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My whole point is finding the middle ground. Read both paragraphs...

"a LITTLE selfish and a LOT MORE Assertive, Confident and POLITE."

User avatar #56 to #55 - asgardian
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Start carrying yourself with pride. Act like a leader, like people look up to you. It's your birthright. Women will respond to you if you start acting a LITTLE selfish and a LOT MORE Assertive, Confident and POLITE. (Not to be confused with being a pushover).

Stand up for what YOU want to do. Validate yourself. Don't let your self esteem be driven by some outside force like a friend or girlfriend.

If you think it's funny, SAY IT!

If you think it's fun, DO IT!

Your inner thoughts and emotions, as well as your enthusiasm, are contagious. People will accept and look up to the kid who is confidently weird rather than the kid trying to hide his true self by acting "normal".

You know that voice in your head that always says "I wish I would have said that!" "I wish I would have done that!". That's your conscience/ego talking and he wants to come out. Start letting him out and listening to him. He'll get you into trouble, no doubt! But he'll make you better for it!

Lastly, half of you will be too lazy or scared to improve your behavioral traits that you will use the excuse "I don't want to change "Who I Am". Well "Who you are" should have no boundaries. The only limits you have, you impose yourself. Changing basic behavioral traits doesn't change "Who you are". You can still play video games, read manga, listen to death-metal even if you start acting confident and assertive. You're not altering yourself. You're becoming the best possible version of yourself.

If you have specific questions feel free to message me!

#68 to #56 - notagoodusername
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you remind me of courage wolf
User avatar #189 to #68 - asgardian
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That's the best compliment I've ever received.
#72 to #56 - impo **User deleted account**
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You Sir,

Either have really high masculinity levels(as in over 9000), Or have experience(are married). Still I respect the harsh criticism for society, if there were more confident men like you, the world would be a better place to be.

May your Cups be always full of beer, CHEERS!
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User avatar #67 to #56 - CargeLock
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This is delicious copypasta.
User avatar #186 to #67 - asgardian
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Yea I copied it from myself.

#83 to #56 - ilikecawk
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You sir are a god among men.
User avatar #60 to #56 - CiaranPM
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Thanks for the goddamn pep talk.
#16 - joefishsticks
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You see the common thread in both paragraphs?
Both males and females like to try and date people that absolutely suck.
Guys who do that stuff suck, girls who do that stuff suck.
Try and find quality people and stop bitching about everything.
#180 - Virt
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#181 to #180 - Virt
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also this
User avatar #45 - detrek
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OP's secretly a brony. Tilt the screen back.
#46 to #45 - armedcanadian
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User avatar #59 to #45 - bitchfag
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It's not secret, look at his user name... Obviously...