Life to do list

Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet : ' re all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
PIRANHA A A A I!"
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When Someone answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse rams.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a ear blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.