Life to do list. . Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner. Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other. Major in philos
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Life to do list

Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet : ' re all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
PIRANHA A A A I!"
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When Someone answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse rams.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a ear blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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#67 - potatos ONLINE (03/25/2012) [+] (59 replies)
I'm a teacher, and i'm gonna create that test right away.
I'm a teacher, and i'm gonna create that test right away.
#62 - sherlockbatman (03/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
great idea
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#265 - CottonTail (03/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Student Life ** mfw a guy wearing a life shirt hands me lemons on a street corner
#9 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
become doctor change last name to octagonupus

#77 - Silver Quantum (03/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#193 - Campbellssoup (03/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
My face when my sisters name is stacey, therefore my mom is Staceys mom
#489 - EatCatPoop (03/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**EatCatPoop rolls 33**
#49 - apeycakes (03/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #73 - rrenierr (03/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)
When life gives you lemons

Dont Make lemonade
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
I DONT WANT YOU DAMN LEMONS WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!
MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY CUZ IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?
IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOU HOUSE DOWN
WITH THE LEMONS
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS GO MAKE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

-cave johnson
portal 2
#68 - rickylam (03/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Get a bottle of windex. Empty it out and clean it thoroughly. Fill it with blue gatorade and go around town drinking from the bottle.
User avatar #18 - VICTORx (03/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
be sure you aren't giving lemons to cave johnson

cause cave johnson doesn't want your damn lemons
User avatar #47 - whatisthischeese (03/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Correction: Make every answer C except one...
#510 - colorspill (03/25/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed so hard at something on FJ in a long long while. Oh my god....
I haven't laughed so hard at something on FJ in a long long while. Oh my god....
#257 - flowerdog (03/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I had a teacher in the 6th grade that made a test where every single answer was B. And one question we had to color in blue ink. Then the 20th question said "Remember when I said read all the questions before you do a test? Do NOT bubble in the last 19 questions."

MFW
#1283 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 66** if dubs i delete my account
User avatar #38 - DanR (03/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Stacy's mom?
No thanks.
I prefer Stifler's mom
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