Life to do list. . Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner. Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other. Major in philos
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Life to do list

Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street earner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them be follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet : ' re all wondering why I gathered
you here," with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
Wait until Someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do, loudly scream
PIRANHA A A A I!"
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When Someone answers, yell "It worked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse rams.
Invite into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
expecting you-"
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow joggers around in a ear blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.
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#240 - maxion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #269 to #240 - davidlaraisgay (03/25/2012) [-]
Im confused
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#276 to #269 - maxion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#270 to #240 - EarthDefenseforce (03/25/2012) [-]
Oh man that made me laugh. thumb for you
Oh man that made me laugh. thumb for you
#422 to #270 - zeldafaggot (03/25/2012) [-]
god damnit. i thought that was real for a sec.   
FLIPPED THE 			****		 OUT
god damnit. i thought that was real for a sec.
FLIPPED THE **** OUT
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#1155 to #422 - spacefield has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1239 to #270 - drewlowl (03/25/2012) [-]
What is that even supposed to be?
User avatar #247 to #240 - Naimzorz (03/25/2012) [-]
I love you
#9 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
become doctor change last name to octagonupus

#67 - potatos (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm a teacher, and i'm gonna create that test right away.
I'm a teacher, and i'm gonna create that test right away.
#569 to #67 - GoReMoTe (03/25/2012) [-]
Pre-service teacher, also gonna do this after a few years under my belt.
User avatar #89 to #67 - canadafag (03/25/2012) [-]
Wait! I have to make one of the answers D, just to **** with them even more.
#1371 to #67 - blockheadboy (03/26/2012) [-]
Some people just want to watch the world burn...
User avatar #1465 to #67 - pwnnoobsalldai (04/14/2012) [-]
TEACHERS! ON FJ! ...sweet.
#1448 to #67 - supertypicaluser (02/21/2014) [-]
Did you ever do this?
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - potatos (02/22/2014) [-]
I did.
User avatar #1372 to #67 - evilfrog (03/26/2012) [-]
You should hide a video camera in the classroom during the test and post the result
#1172 to #67 - thumbpadawan (03/25/2012) [-]
make ONE answer somewhere in the middle a D. It'll freak the **** out of them.
#1184 to #1172 - austinschut (03/25/2012) [-]
wow you totally didn't copy canadafag's comment "Wait! I have to make one of the answers D, just to 			****		 with them even more."
wow you totally didn't copy canadafag's comment "Wait! I have to make one of the answers D, just to **** with them even more."
#1190 to #1184 - thumbpadawan (03/25/2012) [-]
i didn't even SEE that comment. I clicked on Potatos' comment from top comments and immediately replied. Therefore, **** you.
User avatar #592 to #67 - mefuckingusta (03/25/2012) [-]
Please be my teacher.
User avatar #346 to #67 - majornilsen (03/25/2012) [-]
Thumbed because potatos
User avatar #738 to #67 - rileyisawesome (03/25/2012) [-]
Do it the whole year, or until they catch on, and on a really big test change the answers to B or something hahahaha
User avatar #741 to #738 - potatos (03/25/2012) [-]
Hahaha, that would actually be damn funny!
User avatar #90 to #67 - norwegianwaffles (03/25/2012) [-]
this deserves more thumbs!!! also can you try video filming it, just blut out their faces.
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#898 to #90 - maxion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #941 to #898 - thepalmtoptiger (03/25/2012) [-]
Just say it's for a social experiment. College professors in the US are made to publish academic papers whether about students, science, literature, etc. just relate the video to whatever the paper is about.
User avatar #1467 to #941 - norwegianwaffles (04/23/2012) [-]
hehehe... studies of the humans body here i come
#864 to #90 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
isn't the point to see their horrified/nervous facial expressions?
#636 to #67 - sirmctree (03/25/2012) [-]
dat username...
#189 to #67 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
that name... gif unrelated
that name... gif unrelated
#1245 to #189 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
i have the same gif... sorta...
i have the same gif... sorta...
User avatar #263 to #67 - swedz (03/25/2012) [-]
De va som fan :) Var nånstand lär du ut?
User avatar #273 to #263 - potatos (03/25/2012) [-]
Runtom i Östergötlands län för tillfället.
Bara vikariat dock, då jag inte är helt klar med min utbildning än (:
User avatar #282 to #273 - swedz (03/25/2012) [-]
Aha, fortfarande högskolan som gäller för tillfället då?
User avatar #287 to #282 - potatos (03/25/2012) [-]
Jaa, precis.
Men man får ändå undervisa och dela ut prov, haha ;D
User avatar #566 to #287 - robotgoose (03/25/2012) [-]
Gör mig stolt.
User avatar #303 to #287 - swedz (03/25/2012) [-]
Hehe, lycka till med utbildningen då ^^
#951 to #67 - coledu (03/25/2012) [-]
My science teacher did this **** with a science test, but with B...I can get pics to prove it too
#567 to #67 - ultimaterager (03/25/2012) [-]
Getting ********* of thumbs only for your name

Teach me master

<---unrelated pic
User avatar #1373 to #67 - xIArcticIx (03/26/2012) [-]
WAIT!!!! Better yet. have all answers C but one of them being A just to make people think they are wrong
#521 to #67 - irsdbhs (03/25/2012) [-]
dat username
#1379 to #67 - anon (03/26/2012) [-]
Well mister teacher ***** , you can go **** yourself because during Trig class I didn't get a gold star all because I was constipated in the bathroom too long while I was trying to masturbate to the janitor. I came in my bookbag 10 minutes EARLY and you marked me absent you ******* DUSH
User avatar #1427 to #1379 - sirmctree (03/26/2012) [-]
You must be a 10 year old.
#1062 to #67 - simonrivero (03/25/2012) [-]
A TEACHER!?!? ON FJ!?!?
A TEACHER!?!? ON FJ!?!?
User avatar #1193 to #1062 - potatos (03/25/2012) [-]
We are, after all, human. Even tho it might not always seem like it.
User avatar #1444 to #67 - srskate ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
how did it go?
User avatar #1222 to #67 - vanoreo (03/25/2012) [-]
Please delivar, post pics, get it to the frontpage...
User avatar #1224 to #1222 - potatos (03/25/2012) [-]
Well i'll deliver as long as there is no ****** school policy about publishing student material.
As for the frontpage - that's not really up to me (:
User avatar #1226 to #1224 - vanoreo (03/25/2012) [-]
inbox me a copy i wanna see this **** ...
#1376 to #67 - camtar (03/26/2012) [-]
Teachers don't go on funnyjunk, silly!
User avatar #1389 to #1376 - potatos (03/26/2012) [-]
Oh, i forgot about that.
My bad.
User avatar #1265 to #67 - beastpwnrlol (03/25/2012) [-]
i swear in 6th grade my since teacher told us that he gave a test to the 5th graders in which all the answers were A just to **** with them
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#1074 to #67 - deathkilledme (03/25/2012) [-]
Share the lulz by posting results
#1471 to #1074 - bioshocktwo (06/19/2012) [-]
looking for this?
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - deathkilledme (06/19/2012) [-]
What the **** , How did you even find this comment?
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - bioshocktwo (06/19/2012) [-]
It took me about 10 minutes to find a picture in which i could use that.
User avatar #71 to #67 - rrenierr (03/25/2012) [-]
We want to see the RESULTS!
User avatar #72 to #71 - potatos (03/25/2012) [-]
I'll see what i can do!
User avatar #84 to #72 - jokersaysamuseme (03/25/2012) [-]
You deliver, FJ can guarantee a **** load of thumbs
User avatar #703 to #72 - jacksparojr (03/25/2012) [-]
make a video of their reaction and you have a ticket to the front page
#798 to #72 - cdlogan (03/25/2012) [-]
Are all teachers twats?
Are all teachers twats?
User avatar #1131 to #798 - JonRoutery (03/25/2012) [-]
guys, he's saying that the teacher ISN'T a twat. look at the gif
User avatar #1448 to #1131 - cdlogan (03/31/2012) [-]
Pssssst, what were my red thumbs at? i wasnt here
User avatar #1454 to #1448 - JonRoutery (04/01/2012) [-]
Not too sure. I think it was -10 haha
#938 to #72 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
LOL...sorry i had this is my reaction folder so i had to do it.
User avatar #939 to #938 - potatos (03/25/2012) [-]
I love that one <3
#62 - sherlockbatman (03/25/2012) [-]
great idea
#765 to #62 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
"I've been expecting you."
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#74 to #62 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#148 to #62 - mffinmanu (03/25/2012) [-]
The last episode of season eight was the last episode of the show. I refuse to acknowledge season 9.

Pic somewhat related
#66 to #49 - seekay (03/25/2012) [-]
2012
2012
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#75 to #66 - anonibus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #138 to #66 - nsizzle (03/25/2012) [-]
Does anybody know the source of this gif? I've always wondered.
User avatar #152 to #138 - xboxperks (03/25/2012) [-]
Japan.
User avatar #155 to #138 - selectyour (03/25/2012) [-]
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
User avatar #291 to #155 - CrackaJack (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm not sure about that; I've been looking for a while, and I can't find this scene anywhere.
I mean, if you know where, that'd be great because this is one of my favorite gifs.
User avatar #347 to #155 - sweateagle (03/25/2012) [-]
I also thought that at first, but there's only one asian girl in the movie.
User avatar #473 to #347 - selectyour (03/25/2012) [-]
I thought that, too, but my sources say otherwise.
User avatar #607 to #347 - theatasigma (03/25/2012) [-]
No that is from Scott Pilgrim vs The World. The other girl is knives' sister. You see her when she dies her hair blue tobmirror ramona. As for this scene in particular, I'm not quiet sure, but it is in there
#265 - CottonTail (03/25/2012) [-]
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Student Life ** mfw a guy wearing a life shirt hands me lemons on a street corner
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#301 to #265 - Xaftz (03/25/2012) [-]
here you go sir, for you are awesome.
here you go sir, for you are awesome.
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#193 - Campbellssoup (03/25/2012) [-]
My face when my sisters name is stacey, therefore my mom is Staceys mom
User avatar #206 to #193 - shitshitshit (03/25/2012) [-]
dose she have it going on?
#221 to #206 - ciivil (03/25/2012) [-]
Shes all I want, I've waited for so long...
Shes all I want, I've waited for so long...
#235 to #221 - mehkewl (03/25/2012) [-]
stacy can't you see...

#253 to #235 - ciivil (03/25/2012) [-]
Your just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but...
Your just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but...
User avatar #261 to #253 - corkscrew (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm in love with stacey's mom
#68 - rickylam ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
Get a bottle of windex. Empty it out and clean it thoroughly. Fill it with blue gatorade and go around town drinking from the bottle.
#807 to #68 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #352 to #91 - sweateagle (03/25/2012) [-]
Wuts that from?!
User avatar #18 - VICTORx (03/25/2012) [-]
be sure you aren't giving lemons to cave johnson

cause cave johnson doesn't want your damn lemons
User avatar #40 to #18 - boblikepie (03/25/2012) [-]
when life gives me lemons i dont make lemon aid im mad like Cave Johnson I got lemon grenades[greenish-gray][greenish-gray]
User avatar #20 to #18 - duvallwhitey (03/25/2012) [-]
worse yet, he could make them combustable....
#510 - colorspill (03/25/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed so hard at something on FJ in a long long while. Oh my god....
I haven't laughed so hard at something on FJ in a long long while. Oh my god....
#257 - flowerdog (03/25/2012) [-]
I had a teacher in the 6th grade that made a test where every single answer was B. And one question we had to color in blue ink. Then the 20th question said "Remember when I said read all the questions before you do a test? Do NOT bubble in the last 19 questions."

MFW
#288 to #257 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
Ive had that done to me. Twice in two different classes.-.-
User avatar #279 to #257 - smurflicious (03/25/2012) [-]
When my Aunt was in high school, her class never read instructions. So the teacher made a test, and before the questions there was a paragraph long direction section. She was the only one that read it. And in the last sentence it simply said "Read through the questions, flip the test over, and wait quietly for everyone else to finish." No one else read it and they all ended up answering one hundered questions for no reason what so ever.
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User avatar #266 to #258 - captainrattrap (03/25/2012) [-]
HAHAHA that would be so epic if you were the teacher!!
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#599 to #258 - saone (03/25/2012) [-]
same here, but instead of pointless **** like draw and yell i shoot out my school
#299 - ponikata (03/25/2012) [-]
**ponikata rolled a random image posted in comment #3323049 at FJ Pony Thread ** Simon says:
#313 to #299 - jacksonguitarist (03/25/2012) [-]
This.. is slightly relevant.
User avatar #535 - iliekcereal ONLINE (03/25/2012) [-]
If someone did all these:
Their name would be Simon Acula
They would have degrees in medicine, philosophy, and education
They would own both a parrot and a horse
They would be the most interesting man in the world.
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#546 to #535 - ThatSucks (03/25/2012) [-]
Now you know my real name.
#309 - kingofdarkn (03/25/2012) [-]
**kingofdarkn rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Blonde and KFC ** &lt;------ stacys mom
**kingofdarkn rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Blonde and KFC ** <------ stacys mom

#333 to #309 - anon (03/25/2012) [-]
what episode is that from??


User avatar #281 - pulluspardus (03/25/2012) [-]
> Dial an adult female hot line
> Dial an adult male hot line on the other phone
> make both phones talk to each other
#79 - blanc (03/25/2012) [-]
fukken saved. and I'm definetly doing the teacher-point!
User avatar #73 - rrenierr (03/25/2012) [-]
When life gives you lemons

Dont Make lemonade
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
I DONT WANT YOU DAMN LEMONS WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!
MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY CUZ IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?
IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOU HOUSE DOWN
WITH THE LEMONS
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS GO MAKE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

-cave johnson
portal 2
#217 to #73 - filthyargonian (03/25/2012) [-]
When life gives me lemons, i make beef stew.
User avatar #305 to #73 - personface (03/25/2012) [-]
"When life gives you lemons... let's be honest, you probably just found lemons.
-Bo Burnham
User avatar #150 to #73 - mffinmanu (03/25/2012) [-]
When like gives you lemons, SQUEEZE THEM IN THE EYES OF YOUR ENEMIES!!
#102 to #73 - wilvine **User deleted account** (03/25/2012) [-]
Here.
Here.
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