i understand how unrealistic this sounds, but you know when you see a girl that's like 5ft, with a ghetto ass and massive tits and a relatively skinny waist..
i just read that back and it sounds even sounds ridiculous to me,
anyway, its a true story.
i'm sorry i'm just more fortunate than you

so you're implying she has saggy boobs..
that's cool bee stings are acceptable too,
oh and envy is a cruel mistress.

if you ask any guy, he'd choose the girl with lower back problems,
and she's well off enough to get surgery when necessary,
but i don't know why you're getting mad, she cant help her growth rate
like you can't help the lack of yours.

oh dont get me wrong she's awesome
plays final fantasy and pokemon and shit
AND i thought i was in the friend zone.
i just cant lose.

you're just jelly