i am the cool aid guy this city deserves

Le.

Are you questioning Samuel L. Jackson's style, you ballsy motherfucker?

how the fuck are you alive.
I WATCHED HIM SHOOT YOU

I blocked it with my lightsaber BITCH

I also somewhat despise it when its a hot day and i start to sweat alot, and then the inside of my ass (inbetween my cheeks) start to sweat, so then my ass cheeks rub against eachother like someone put lube or butter in there, and it makes it really annoying to walk around like that so when it happens I get a hand full of toilet paper and shove it up my ass, in an attempt to get the toilet paper to absorb all my ass sweat but usually the sweat comes back. So then threwout the day I feel like I just pissed threw my ass in my pants and its just gross. Oh, and sometimes when I scratch behind my ear lobe and sniff my finger it smells like farts.

And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

Why is this so fucking funny

Wait. What.

no....just no

yeah that sucks

You just made my day. I can't stop laughing. Thank you good sir.

*Grammar-Nazi proof comment.*

Me too.

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I was wondering why the Comic spells Kool-Aid correctly and the title of this doesn't...

jolly good comment sir

jolly good reply to comment sir

I loved this whole thread.

I love Anette.

im so very sorry

when life gives you aids make lemonaids

but i have no lemons :( just aids