Men rules second edition. i forgot to thank the few guys who helped me with two or three of the rules. . Since i got so much feedback for my last men rules, her Men Rules point two Awesome
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Men rules second edition

Men rules second edition. i forgot to thank the few guys who helped me with two or three of the rules. . Since i got so much feedback for my last men rules, her

i forgot to thank the few guys who helped me with two or three of the rules.

Since i got so much feedback for
my last men rules, here' s some
more.
Men rules,
Rule #21 Never hit
another man' s balls,
unless it is going to be
on film.
22. when a woman asks you to open a
jar for her, you must to prove your
masculinity, if said jar doesn' t open
it is impossible to open
23. Gandalf decides who passes
as a man
24. Never hesitate to reach for the
last beer or the last slice of pizza,
but not both, that' s just greedy.
25. If your friend asks you to
touch one of his body part for
any kind of reason, make it clear
that nothing is homo about this
moment.
26. There is no reason for guys to
watch Ice Skating or Men' s Gymnastics.
Ever.
27. It is only to cry if only 1
woman sees you, and it gets you
laid for having "feelings".
28. Under no circumstances do men ever
use "' to talk to their pets.
29. Christopher Columbus did not need
directions and neither do we.
30. Men can only use the word "breasts" in the
company of their mother, grandmother or wife.
In the company of other men the acceptable
terms are boobs, tits, Knockers, ta ta' s or
funbags.
31. A man shall never lose to a woman
in a video game.
32. Under no circumstances should a Man ride
on the back of a motorcycle, its called the bitch
seat for a reason
33. Women who claim they "love to watch
sports" must be treated as spies until they
demonstrate knowledge of the game and
the ability to drink as much as the other
sports watchers.
34. Never allow a telephone conversation with a
woman to go on longer than you are able to
have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the
phone. Hang up if necessary.
35. In a locker room a man may only look
at another man' s face. Any deviation and
the offender loses their manhood.
36. Use you' re as an ice
scraper.
37. No man should ever choose to
wear a scarf
38. Every man is required to learn some
form of Poker before he dies.
39. Completely disregard anything your girlfriend
says about pornography.
40. if you already feel like a man, you do not
need to know these rules, however it might
make you more of one
I' d like to thank the guys who helped me with a
few of these rules
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User avatar #1 - PizzaRat (04/13/2010) [-]
Wow i'm glad I learned to play about 5 kinds of poker when I was 6
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