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#88 - hoaz **User deleted account**
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#111 to #88 - julesk
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Op's knife
User avatar #5 - houseofbrick
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I kinda feel bad for the French. They were a dominant power in Europe for centuries, held the line (barely) in WW1, then got curb-stomped in WW2 and now they're pussies. Then again... they are French.
User avatar #15 to #5 - forevertrombone
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Actually I forgive them for WWII. They're pussies because they wouldn't help America and the UK in the War on Terror.
User avatar #16 to #15 - houseofbrick
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inb4 political *********

they had pretty good reasons for that. America got sucked into not one but two wars that have drained our economy and killed its soldiers for little gain.
#27 to #16 - newall
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sucked into isn't realy the right way to put it, dived head-first would be more accurate.
#29 to #27 - houseofbrick
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I say America implying that, if they'd known the facts of the case instead of being scared witless from 9/11 and outright lied to, the majority of the country would not have consented to going to war and Bush, Jr., would have lasted 1 term, tops.

pic sort of related. Just dumping pics to get noticed.
#30 to #29 - newall
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i agree totally and you get a thumb.
#32 to #30 - houseofbrick
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I'm giving away thumbs like twenties to homeless people after winning the lottery.
#17 to #16 - forevertrombone
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Pretty big gain.
Pretty big gain.
User avatar #20 to #17 - houseofbrick
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Granted, but was it worth the deaths of all the soldiers and civilians, along with the De-stabilization of the Middle East (rising gas prices) and hyper-increased hatred for the West in the Middle East?
User avatar #23 to #20 - timmywankenobi
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I bet the companys making the bullets and guns think so.
User avatar #24 to #23 - houseofbrick
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Don't forget about those federally-funded private military contractors mercenaries raping their way across the land and inscribing Apocalyptic Bible verses on their guns.
User avatar #25 to #24 - timmywankenobi
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I actually had forgotten about them .
User avatar #99 to #5 - aysonator
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They held the lne in ww1 with help from the brits remember (im sure there was other countrys but i can't remember off the top of my head who was on the allies side when the line was held. IE not america as they wern't there for the whole war) so it wasn't just them. And they also had to call up loads of help in veitnam as they lost power there fast when it all went down.
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User avatar #85 to #62 - Chuckaholic
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Yeah, cos they were surprise attacked. They hadn't prepared the military for an invasion and the fact that they managed to hold the line until foreign support came is impressive. Especially against an Army that would be the 4th largest in the world at the present moment and was the largest at the time.
User avatar #112 to #85 - vepevellu
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The French built the maginot line on the border of Germany. Nazi Germany had to go through the benelux countries, to get to France. The French were prepared, just too weak.
#35 to #5 - anon id: 677ecf36
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no they weren't, they lost the 100 years war, the vikings ruled them for almost 300, they couldn't even handle their revolution.
User avatar #37 to #35 - houseofbrick
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Check again: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years%27_War#French_victory:_1429.E2.80.931453

Granted, their revolution was totally ******, but considering how badass they became under Napoleon, I can almost entirely forgive them for beheading more bourgeoisie than nobility.
User avatar #110 to #37 - vepevellu
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Napoleon himself was from Corsica. The French army main reason for victory was their general. Conclusion: The french can't lead their own army, because they are pussies.
User avatar #147 to #110 - coonmix
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At the time of Napoleon's birth, Corsica's french.
#90 to #5 - ghettoswag
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User avatar #6 to #5 - mcstorms
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They are still considered a world power they just have a crap military
User avatar #146 to #6 - coonmix
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It's the actually around the twentieth most powerful army in the world.
#125 to #6 - WelshFapper
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they actually have the best hand to hand combat fighters in the world...
they actually have the best hand to hand combat fighters in the world...
#155 to #125 - haaaxderp
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Ever heard of the Israeli Military's krav maga? They invented the martial art that is used by more than 30 militaries, including france.
User avatar #7 to #5 - houseofbrick
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To clarify: they're considered pussies.
#46 to #5 - ecoterrorist
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how the **** did this go from swiss army knives to a political debate?
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#71 - isangelous
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American army knife.
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spfork.
#135 to #122 - jetpistol
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MFW
#84 - inkigay
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<- unfold japanese army knife
#141 - furiousmarshmellow
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Women's Army Knife
#56 - solaybro
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User avatar #67 to #56 - redwolfradolf
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I like it
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#44 - mrgoodbunny
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Yeah, because vodka bottles totally have ******* corks.
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