Reading in class

It's funny because the example on the right can't read.

Unfortunately I'm the kid that can't read out loud very well. Sorry guys.

<-- my reactions more like this

Am I the only one who HATES volunterring to read because they think their troll brain is going to start making them say random ass cusswords in the middle of you reading?

>be me, 15 at the time

>School messed up some of my scores so I had to attend a reading class for the first two weeks of school

>Reading a terrible book called "Willow" about a girl that cuts herself, not terrible, but the fact everyone is immature and the class is reading out loud in the "popcorn" (read a couple sentences and then call a random name) method.

>Some slow girl get's to the work xenophobic, can't say it and asks the dumb-fuck teacher how to say it

>She replies "EX-NO-PHOBIC"

>I correct her and she doubts me, but after carefully explaining the word and how to pronounce it to her, she gets mad and throws me out.

>mfw

i hate it when a kid in my class wants to read but his reading level is like 2nd grade. "and...the...the...b-b-boy...opened...the...door..." there was one kid like that. could talk and talk anytime but when you put some words in front of him he became retarded.

MFW someone doesn't want to read aloud in class.

>9th grade english
>reading short story called "The sniper"
>stupid blonde preppy girl raises hand to read
>she says snipper instead of sniper
>reads the rest slow as fuck and read a couple more words wrong
>mfw i see her picture for student of the month english

The only literate people in my class are modest or shy, so people who happen to have the intelligence of a retarded monkey eating it's own shit volunteer, and the entire period goes by with some guy stuttering over the word ' predicted'.

> Freshman in Highschool
> reading "To kill a mockingbird"
> Jacob volunteers to read
> Cant pronounce shit
> M...MMANT....Maahntuh,,,,,,,,,gumaury (Montgomery, Alabama)
> I tell him its "mont-gom-ery"
>Tells me to "shut the fuck up retard"
> MFW

I hate it when they mispronounce things, I just want to yell the correct pronunciation.

Let's be fair here: I read often and well (I've three and a half bookcases of fantasy and science fiction novels old and new), but I'm not the best at reading out loud.

The... c... cat...... was unhip- unhappy.

**randomcowgoesmooo rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at 4chan gold ** mfw I have to read

You have an Asian without the ability to read and a black man with the ability to read... WRONG

COMEON ENRIQUE YOU STUTTER EVERY THREE FUCKING LETTERS, I KNOW YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH CLEARLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

I, unfortunately, can't read too fast, or else I stutter, and fuck up.
Fucking brain going too fast n' shit...