i used to be turtle

but why, it's just a flash wound?

A spelling mistake.

flash wound

get back here u yellow belly bastard!

I fucking hate you
But I love this picture so much

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I loved all of the Monty Python movies, but to be honest, Holy Grail WAS my favorite. Then again, I rarely talk about it irl because no one seems to find British humour funny...

In class the other day, we were discussing medieval Britian's government and the teacher asked to summarize it and i said "Soggy broads flinging swords isn't a very staple form of government." AND NO ONE GOT IT. They all thought I went insane. My 45 years old teacher did not even get it! I felt alone...

MORE WITCHES!!

.............wood?

So. why do witches burn?

.........b.....because theyre made of ...wood?

so. how do we tell she is made of wood?

BUILD A BRIDGE OUTA ER!?

ahh but you can build a bridge out of stone......

does wood sink?

no NO!! it floats... THROW ER INTO THE PONDDD!!!

what also floats in water?

bread, apples, very small rocks, cidar, a grape gravey, cherrys, mud, churchs churchs, lead lead...A duck!

Exactly!!.....so, logically.......

so.. if she.. weighs the same as.. a duck.... shes made of...wood?

and therefore......

..........a witch?! A WITCH! A WITCH!

The wooden rabbit...I love that scene...and how he ends it saying that they should then make a badger

black knight was a better villain than the french people....