Scumbag brain

I wish it was a minute. This one time, it took me 3 years to find a decent comeback.

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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!

Every goddamn time...

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The French have a phrase for this: "staircase wit." In French: esprit de l'escalier. It means that moment when you find the answer, but it's too late. Say you're at a party and someone insults you. You have to say something. So under pressure, with everybody watching, you say something lame. But the moment you leave the party... As you start down the stairway, then-magic. You come up with the perfect thing you should've said. The perfect crippling put-down. That’s the spirit of the stairway...

This is exactly the reason why I spend so much time on the internet.
Even if you can't think of a good comeback when arguing, you can just take your time and think and then make an excuse like "I was shitting" or something.

It has the same concept as oral and paper exams.

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Scumbag brain:
Reads brian instead of brain.

random gifs thread cause I wanna

That happens to me a lot with my oldest brother. He has a short temper and an excuse for nearly everything. If you even TRY to stand up for yourself or point out something, he raises his voice.

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