**Wolfee rolls 457**

**politejerk rolls 227**

**jingleforth rolls 959**

**milson rolls 934**

hell yeah!
i'm probably gonna survive this shit

**ThatKidYouKnow rolls 271**
First roll ever. Hope for some good stuff..

A spoon and a fucking scooter! Well, Bruce lee, but A FUCKING SPOON!

**scootalooinatree rolls 056**

I've got Morgan Freeman, I'll be fine.

**enjoyablepretzels rolls 245**

**potilas rolls 262**

dude, you are so fucked :D

**marsy rolls 553**

**beautifulmonster rolls 205**

Well.. I'm screwed. :|

same here _.

Would you like to take my bus? :| Im not gonna last very long anyway.... Lol

XD you will be remembered, bus riding compadre

You may take the pleasure of ... somehow killing me with a spoon?.... once I turn. If I bite you... well I'm sorry in advance. :P

**pokelova rolls 978**

**boxhead rolls 624**

**vinomz rolls 960**

**frodothetroll rolls 230**

**prisonerofreality rolls 599**

Portal Gun, a dinosaur, and Will Smith...Im okay with this!

**itsjustmeinca rolls 481** ive never rolled before i hope i got it right

oh god im screwed

Bruce Lee is your goddam partner, you're safe.

**nottatguy rolls 170**

Awesome,

Unbreakable bat with a scooter together with Harry Potter, way to go!

**AbsentMinded rolls 455**

your fucked XD

**captaincabinet rolls 829**

**Cloudxhigh rolls 566**

Morgan Freeman can now soothe me into a peaceful lullaby at night. I have waited for this moment my entire life.

**greven rolls 042**

Because of the fat chick.... I'm gonna let the zombies catch me...

or catch her...

Yeah but I'm affraid she might fall down and start rolling, and smash me that way...

**reverendbluejeans rolls 201**

**blynx rolls 250**

harry potter turns your weapon and transportation into whatever you want.

dildo, motorcycle, chuck norris....
SIGN ME UP!

**IamTROGDOR rolls 346**

**Buhadog rolls 771**

Dem Zombies stand no chance

**Kumori Taka rolls 671**

**illegalartist rolls 623**

**majesticmagikarp rolls 042**

**melbtrev rolls 839**

**tentaquil rolls 749**

**lghts rolls 937**

I'm going to need to eat something I guess.

**bankaiguy rolls 935**

**tankerdude rolls 227**

haven't laughed that hard in awhile... thank you for your fail

Good luck with that

**mehmachine rolls 254**

First 2 suck. Was all made for in the last one.

**trainerhack rolls 664**

**wickedfun rolls 519**

**rase rolls 398**

**kushkiller rolls 909**

well i'm set

**Flail rolls 895**

**combatgummybear rolls 473**'
I AM THEzombieCUNT DESTROYER

**bfc rolls 354**

**cweget rolls 512**

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**ROFLKNIEF rolls 679**

**cookiemonstatwa rolls 474**

**ajmartin rolls 688**

**Giest rolls 722**

-Fat chick on bike
-Me on back pegs
-Hold dildo on stick & string in front of said fat chick
-??????
-PROFIT!

LOL made my night

**Lolcatforever rolls 273**

GOD DAMN IT.

**vincuhfromsahamwow rolls 064**

**mnieh rolls 819** 111

**wolfdragonrex rolls 196** Come-on 590!

I have a weapon of choice (portal gun combined with a machine gun), with a dinosuar and morgan freeman... almost perfect >:]

**spiritkaiser rolls 644**

**infernojew rolls 637**

**kapitanokliosov rolls 087**

ill leave Justin Bieber as bait for the zombies while i escape

ditto

**BombsAway rolls 776**

**ninjathomas rolls 507**

**notevenmad rolls 682**

**anotherponyaccount rolls 962** i am prepared for this

**wolffoxfangs rolls 353**

**blarghh rolls 118** LEZ DO DIZ

**kraddark rolls 467**

**twentysevenptfive rolls 935**

**Yukimora rolls 255**

Let's do this.

**phuzzenutz rolls 192**

**shadowstepone rolls 295**

**werethwldgoosgoes rolls 661**

who need a weapon if you have bruce lee?

exactly lol

**demandsgayversion rolls 203**

In shock by the realization that her world would never be the same, Oprah wandered down the empty road, devoid of all life. Every minute or so, she could hear a growl, or a crash emanating from some alley or doorway, but so dazed was she, Oprah paid them no heed. As she came back into reality, she knew there was only one thing she could do; survive. Stomach grumbling and camel toe quivering, the distraught ex-television host set food as her first priority. She was on 5th Avenue, less than a block from her local grocer. Stepping into Thegame-Mart, Oprah could hardly recognize her weekly stop, as carts and shelves were overturned, entire isles raided of resources. Little did she know this would be her first encounter with the undead. She was scouring the breakfast isle, looking for something-anything-that would cease the growling in her loins. A weakness he had felt ever since waking up from her coma into this decrepit world. Almost too late, Oprah caught the reflection of a creature behind her in a novelty giant spoon decorating the cereal department. The growling wasn't her fat gut. Ducking fast out of the way to her right, Oprah swept up the giant spoon. As the zombie rambled forward into the shelf, Oprah had continued her spin to bring the giant utensil right around into the beast's head, resounding with a crack. A sound behind her had Oprah reversing direction in an overhead chop. Stopping mid swing, she almost tumbles over at the sight of a short and stout man, no older than twenty. He sported a short goatee and glasses, wearing tan shorts and a black shirt, fancy compared to Oprah's own sweat pants and sweater. Falling back with a squeal, he cowers at the awesome sight of the woman, as if an ogre it's self stood before him. The sight made Oprah chuckle a bit to herself, as it reminded her of an old bald doctor who had always reacted to her the same way. The two didn't have much time for introduction though, as they could hear a crowd of the creatures approach.

Novelty silverware in hand, the little man, Ricky, took point as the two escaped out the back door, into a world fraught with danger.

**griffinjennings rolls 332** keep on rollin'

**rednostalgia rolls 693**

**Emers rolls 770**

-.- fml.