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Brilliant
creds to big brother 4chan
Aladdin: In nne mew, Genie we Are naythee "en are ' Genie hen been in the temp fer 10, 000 yearn, en there' s we way he mule
know of the koshien sense which have happened ems he' s been happen. Which means the latent Genie seine heirs been trapped in the lamp
is the rrd meme. If he spent peers in there. it is new AT LEAST the peer AD when he gets nut.
Aladdin tense plane in THE FUTURE. A wens where only ems enters (and mime Spreek} sunrises. l he been
en inn»; that the new ''Ashia" has been tn "' The wilhelim religion has atrophied tn the paint where there are m ,
Interns, er prayer mete. but peaople Mill give praise to Allah in Clements st happiness Amazing memes left behind by the
previous , like sentient flying semen er engineered parrots when 'sculpt' human new instead st just mimic it,
are taken for granted by the Innate er "magic."
The Genie he this by making impressions tof , like Gui Marx, Jack Ni' , eh;
D Ananymous ( Mtm teen e
Hehr shit.
know of the koshien sense which have happened ems he' s been happen. Which means the latent Genie seine heirs been trapped in the lamp
is the rrd meme. If he spent peers in there. it is new AT LEAST the peer AD when he gets nut.
Aladdin tense plane in THE FUTURE. A wens where only ems enters (and mime Spreek} sunrises. l he been
en inn»; that the new ''Ashia" has been tn "' The wilhelim religion has atrophied tn the paint where there are m ,
Interns, er prayer mete. but peaople Mill give praise to Allah in Clements st happiness Amazing memes left behind by the
previous , like sentient flying semen er engineered parrots when 'sculpt' human new instead st just mimic it,
are taken for granted by the Innate er "magic."
The Genie he this by making impressions tof , like Gui Marx, Jack Ni' , eh;
D Ananymous ( Mtm teen e
Hehr shit.
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#205
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bulldozah (03/23/2012) [+]
(18 replies)
I have a story for you all.
I've been friends with this guy William for years now, we were pretty close at high school but I always got annoyed with him being so competitive, he does a lot better with girls than me which used to be extremely frustrating as I was a virginfag til I was 20 (22 now) and I guess we had kind of a love-hate relationship, which is probably why we stopped hanging out so much after high school. I pretty much never saw him anymore until about 2 or 3 months ago I saw him at a party and we started hanging out again.
Shit was going good, we’d just smoke buds and drink beers and play Xbox like we used to, hes started learning guitar too now so we had a few jams, it was just like old times, except now I have a girlfriend which was never the case back at school
Being a kind of wannabe alpha who for some reason girls find attractive, I didn’t really trust him 100% to be around her alone. As the weeks went on I noticed they seemed to be getting along pretty well, and I was getting pretty paranoid about it to be honest. They talked on facebook quite a bit and my gf was always really defensive about what they were talking about and wouldn’t let me read their conversations, the other thing that really annoyed me is sometimes when we were all together some small insignificant thing would happen and they’d sort of look at each other and make a comment or laugh or something, and it seemed like they had all these little in jokes that I didn’t get or something like that, I dunno, just seemed weird though because they didn’t really know each other very well and a lot of the time I even got the feeling they were laughing at me as opposed to just between themselves.
I've been friends with this guy William for years now, we were pretty close at high school but I always got annoyed with him being so competitive, he does a lot better with girls than me which used to be extremely frustrating as I was a virginfag til I was 20 (22 now) and I guess we had kind of a love-hate relationship, which is probably why we stopped hanging out so much after high school. I pretty much never saw him anymore until about 2 or 3 months ago I saw him at a party and we started hanging out again.
Shit was going good, we’d just smoke buds and drink beers and play Xbox like we used to, hes started learning guitar too now so we had a few jams, it was just like old times, except now I have a girlfriend which was never the case back at school
Being a kind of wannabe alpha who for some reason girls find attractive, I didn’t really trust him 100% to be around her alone. As the weeks went on I noticed they seemed to be getting along pretty well, and I was getting pretty paranoid about it to be honest. They talked on facebook quite a bit and my gf was always really defensive about what they were talking about and wouldn’t let me read their conversations, the other thing that really annoyed me is sometimes when we were all together some small insignificant thing would happen and they’d sort of look at each other and make a comment or laugh or something, and it seemed like they had all these little in jokes that I didn’t get or something like that, I dunno, just seemed weird though because they didn’t really know each other very well and a lot of the time I even got the feeling they were laughing at me as opposed to just between themselves.
#208 to #207
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bulldozah (03/23/2012) [-] They seemed to be getting over it, I was pissed off at how they reacted but I just wanted to get home and not be around him anymore
Then that fucking asshole said "at least if I did then she’d know what its like to get fucked properly for once"
I couldn’t fucking believe it
It makes me fucking furious even typing it
I completely fucking lost it
I punched him in the head, it didn’t seem to do much so I hit him again, him and my gf were trying to grab me and calm me down, I was just thrashing around like crazy so they couldn’t hold me there.
I got free and took a step back and he looked at me and said some stupid shit like how I’m not even worth fighting with, then he turned around to walk home
I wanted to fucking kill him so bad, I looked around for a weapon and all I could see was the big ass rocks that make up the border around the garden area
I was going to smash his fucking skull in with it
I wasn’t even thinking at all, it was so fucked up, it was like my mind was just going KILL KILL
I had no thoughts at all for the consequences of what was about to happen
No doubt in my mind at all about killing what used to be my best friend
So I did it
I picked up the rock
But it wasn’t a rock
It was a rock lobster!
Then that fucking asshole said "at least if I did then she’d know what its like to get fucked properly for once"
I couldn’t fucking believe it
It makes me fucking furious even typing it
I completely fucking lost it
I punched him in the head, it didn’t seem to do much so I hit him again, him and my gf were trying to grab me and calm me down, I was just thrashing around like crazy so they couldn’t hold me there.
I got free and took a step back and he looked at me and said some stupid shit like how I’m not even worth fighting with, then he turned around to walk home
I wanted to fucking kill him so bad, I looked around for a weapon and all I could see was the big ass rocks that make up the border around the garden area
I was going to smash his fucking skull in with it
I wasn’t even thinking at all, it was so fucked up, it was like my mind was just going KILL KILL
I had no thoughts at all for the consequences of what was about to happen
No doubt in my mind at all about killing what used to be my best friend
So I did it
I picked up the rock
But it wasn’t a rock
It was a rock lobster!
#6
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psyrendrifter (03/22/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
If they were going by the premise that the genie couldn't tell what was going on outside, how could he imitate the celebrities that he did?
#108
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yesthatsme (03/23/2012) [-] Either that, or he's a magical genie in a Disney movie who, since he's magical, could still know what happened outside the lamp.
#206
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bronydude **User deleted account** (03/23/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
it amuses me that 4chan can come to this conclusion w/o ever being able to count to 5
#123
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N. Korean citizen (03/23/2012) [-]
Actually Genie just has this very special power. The power to break the fourth wall.
#67
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Mockingjay (03/22/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
The only flaw in his logic. It depends on the "age" Think about it.. In LOTR (Lord of the Rings for you derpy fags), When Gandalf went to Minas Tirith the first time, he read a scroll that said the year 3434 of the 2nd Age. Time keeping and calendars are different among cultures as well as movies.
#229
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desuforeverlulz (03/23/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Or... perhaps... a genie that has the power to make any wish come true could also be omniscient?
