One reason to hate Facebook

mfw there are more norwegians on FJ than we realize

This is how I play "gul bil" with every. single. car. I. see.

here is how "gul bil" works:

> see yellow car
> yell GUL BIL
> punch your friend with the force of a thousand suns
> repeat

STOP FUCKING CREATING NORFAG PARADES, WE GET IT, YOUR COUNTRY EXISTS, DON'T FUCKING CUM ON OUR PISS ASS CUNT FUCKING DICK SHITTED FACES ABOUT IT AND FUCK OFF, AND YES, I'M FUCKING MAD, REPOSTS ARE ONE THING, BUT THESE ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND IT REALLY TAKES THE PISSING CAKE!!!

You're the first Norwegian I actually don't mind.

I'm also Norwegian, but I always write english considering it's an english site

Sorry about that mr. door.

MFW i have 30- thumbs and you have like fucking 123+ thumbs because of something as retarded as me speaking in a foreign language

I probably got that many because it's something that should've been said a long, long time ago.

hmm im guess im sort of a hypocrite here..

whn people start speaking german/french in league of legfends because some other faggot on my team does im about to rage my socks off

happened yesterday

faggot in top lane wrote in fucking french : annie is coming mid lane! beware!
me not even bothering to try to find out what he said kept pushing as usual and then annie pops out of fucking nowhere and rapes everything i had that is called hitpoints
i raged at the faggot and he told me to stfu and "hurr le i said le she le was le coming le mid le" me: "wtf you didnt"
him: "OMG XXDDD I WROTE IT LE IN LE FRENCH LE"


i reported him c:



now besides this pointless story: i get your point and im a hypocrite so ill stfu now c:

Watch your minimap and stop QQ'ing about people not calling ss, faggot.

Funny. This comment was 124 yesterday and now it's 122. I think someones a little butthurt.

I see why you're mad and I respect that.
But you see, there is this site called artige.no which is our Norwegian site for 9gag, only worse.
And on artige they post stuff with Norwegian text. We Norwegians, who aren't retarded, goes to other site, like FJ. We see that FJ is not a very big site like 4Chan, so we think it would be great to settle here and become a big minority.

Please understand us, we don't want to make you mad, except for the trolls, we just like to talk in Norwegian with each other because we don't have other places to go.

I don't ask you to not be mad, I just ask for your understanding.

tl;dr We Norwegians need a place to speak to each other on the web, since artige is taking all the Norwegian stuff, and FJ's a great place to do that.

I hear you, I really do.
But it's one thing to post comments on a different site, but I know quite a few people who just take it way, way too fucking far. I don't hate them for it, it just brings my piss to a boil and it can get old real fast, not to say that other countries can't be just as bad, I've seen them, like Germany. I rarely see that though.

I understand that you guys have pride in who you are, and that's kick ass. But just try not to post the same cliché threads in random spots.

Rant over.

Oh, and he was also just bitching about our second language we have. All the youths hate it and it's useless

I agree with you and I understand you very much.

I mean I would get sick off Americans always getting here and posting their patriotism.
But yeah, with all the political correctness in our country and the media trying to kill our nationalism, we just like to let it out ;)

We Norwegians are perhaps one of the most patriotic/nationalistic people in The Nordic countries, together or even over Finland.

That's just us, sorry ':)

This seems to be rustling your jimmies

Dra inte in Sverige, vi är inga norskbögar
> eng
Don't drag Sweden into this, we aren't like fag norway, we are vikings!

What is that anime called?

Go, Swedish Army!

oh look, some people who speak a foreign language are taking over the comments section

Det er ikke perfekt, men Google Translate fungerer godt nok rasshøl

However, that's probably butchered beyond reason.

It was actually perfect, it seems the opposite?
That didn't go very well

"fucking bastard nynorsk young pussy asshole skammpulte negro shit"

What Google says.

mfw when you aren't aware of the existence of google translator.

I used Google to search "Google Translator"
wtf brain?

mfw i'm scandinavian.

MFW this is all I see in the comments now

mfw im Finnish and I get it

>mfw Google translate exists
>mfw I have no face

Ms Paint skills

And Google translate users...

*cough google translate cough*

*sigh* translate.google.co.uk/?hl=en&tab=wT

Nynorsk är jävligt svårt för mig som svensk att förstå, känns som norska + danska + gibberish.

Men du sa nåt i stil med: "Fan nynorska ungjävel fittskitsak (skammpulte?) negerskit"

mfw I realize that I can't even check to see if she's taken or not either because of that

I've spent about five minutes just watching that.

I tried to do that face myself it looks like I'm having a stroke.

I think it means like, they are teary-eyed or some shit.

Paladins...

so?
i enjoy laughing at other people

and i enjoy sharing the stupidity with the internet

pwoblem?

Yup, if you hate your facebook friends so much they shouldn't be on your friend list. Or if they're that goddamn annoying, you should question your own judgement for befriending these people in the first place.

I judge teenagers for being retarded. I don't act like an idiot, and on the occasions that I do, I expect people to point it out and judge me for it.

How is that trolling?

my bad wrong comment

MFW you have nothing better to do but judge others on the fact that they judge others. Fucking hypocritical idiot.

Yeah I do. It's coming from your initial post. You know, the one where you attack people for no reason.

Stop attacking me on the internet for no reason please, my feelings are fragile <-- This is how you sound.

lol. at least I'm saying shit that applies to me, and not complete strangers that could give a fuck about your opinion. Or do you love 14 yr old little girls so much that you have to defend them at every turn?

Did i specifically talk about the "14 yr old little girls"? I'm talking in general, i don't give a shit how old someone has to be or whatever the fuck they do, no reason for you to judge them as if you're somewhat perfect, look at yourself in the mirror before looking at others.

>defend them at every turn
wut

What's that from?

Uhh, well i got it from someone else's comment, so i have no idea where it came from first

Dude, that's not fucking funny.

I'm not mad, but I lost some good friends because of that animal.

Look at all the 9/11/tsunami/earthquake/holocaust jokes and get over it. Yeah, it sucks, but it's the internet. (im american and I personally find some 9/11 jokes hilarious along with many others)

yea, but shooting innocent kids, looking each of them in the eyes, in this time, in a modern society. Can't be compared to 9/11, tsunamis nor holocaust. And it's still very recent, I go to a psyciatrist every week, just because of the depression I got from it, and I escape to FJ to brighten up my day, because it's everywhere, radio, TV, interwebz, newpapers. And still here, It's something about it.

are you fucking kidding me? cant be compared to 9/11?

When you drive a plane into a building, you're not looking the 3,000 victim in the eyes. So it's not that personal. And hijacking and shooting isn't even remotely alike
And compared to population the 22. july attacks damaged Norway more than 9/11 damaged USA, DO THE MATH

3000 people died, doesnt matter how, you douchebag

Okay, so now I'm a douchebag, for not even making jokes about it, I didn't fint 9/11 funny at all. But when it's jokes about Utøya, it's okay, because guess what, "I don't live there, I don't care"

and besides 98% of the time the only argument you get back from being offended is "LOLUMAD?" So it's really worthless.

Yea.. Who am I to be human on the internet?

ikr?

Don't forget we also make a huge joke about the Kony thing, he's done worse to about more than 30,000 kids

exactly

I understand that you think it's soon and I agree. I'm Norwegian myself, but sooner or later the jokes have to come. That's kind of the internet's way of trying to turn a bad thing into something funny.

But I know how it feels. I didn't go to FJ for almost two months or perhaps more because I didn't want to be reminded about what happened... But just as 9/11, the jokes will come and I will laugh, but whenever I hear "til ungdomen" I will always sit down and cry.

Just a word of warning, when you see something that highly offends you on the internet, don't comment because people will just make fun of it to troll you. Most people won't be as 'nice' as I'm being. For instance, when I said something about my mom dying? Boy, I was fucked up for months because of the flame I received. (not on FJ) That's not really on the same level, but I'm sure you get my point.

the week afterwards

I'm in 7th grade too. I hate all these moronic kids.

your in 7Th grade? how old are you

he is probably like 13. believe it or not, not all kind of young people are stupid faggots.

You know, I've read through this whole thread, and you are the ONLY comment that actually made sense.

why thank you sir/ma'am. here is a gif for you

Why thank you. And I am a sir.

Yeah i'm 13 too and people think i'm a dumb shit.

which i'm not

yup me too, although I'm not 13, but 12. but i have 5 older brothers and a good dad who raised my to not be a little bitch.

i think it's funny that your 12 and your name is hard dick.

Oh and i was raised mostly by my mom and my 3 older sisters. you would think i'm a total pussy, but i'm actually not.

I just made this account so i could comment on things, so i came up with a random name. Also, i don't really give a shit if you were raised by 3 sisters and your mom.

12

it seems every one it's too stupid to notice that i'm not the same godam guy

Oops, didn't see that. Let'a get you out of this red thumb pit.

did you even took the time to check the username

And I don't think I'm stupid**

You really need to educate yourself on what truly is wisdom. One of the biggest misconceptions about wisdom is that people they think they need some kind of degree of get permission. True wisdom is created through humility, tolerance, open mindedness and an acceptance of your intellectual limitations. No matter how good you are at one subject you wil always be retarded on a different one. I know far more about philosophy and ethnical dillema's than most people i know who graduated from a university. And that is because they had a different mindset from my point of view on life.

I suggest learning the philosophy of Michel de Montaigne on self-esteem for a more detailed idea.

Lol im now studying at socrates's and plato's phisolophy... But i guess i'll read michel de montagne's later on....
Btw... I totally agree with what you called wisdom... But i was trying to say i wasn't stupid and i guessed that anonymoususer guy didn't understand philosphy... Thats why i just talked about my school grades and shit

Aww, aren't you a cute little genius?

Aww, arent you an old fag homeless?
I think you are stupid...
Couse i just made your argument invalid and all you could say back was something intimidating... Which doesnt count as an argument...

Dat grammar...

I love how you pride yourself in your perfect grammar, but then you say "arent you an old fag homeless"... that doesn't even sound right.
Before you try to find something wrong with my grammar, you should look for when I said I have perfect grammar, because I didn't.

And my argument was never "made invalid", and I'd like to know what's so intimidating about that. And I never even wanted to argue with a little kid like you.

Before you make any assumptions, I did not thumb you up or down, so don't try to throw a bitchfit about that, because that's just everyone else's thumbs showing.


Kid, in just a couple of years, you'll think back and agree that you were not as smart as you thought you were and you'll probably agree with how I'm feeling right now towards kids like yourself and how you should not have as much freedom on the Internet as you do now.

Lol you cant even read... I did say i know english grammar (well i didnt but okay...) But i said i was not gonna use it on funnyjunk...
And... You did say i was stupid and i proved i wasn't... So i did make that argument invalid...
And... You said "aww aren't you a cute little genius" which is kinda intimidating...
Lol... once again i made all your arguments invalid... But people still are gonna thumb me down becouse they like you more...

Dude, please stop replying. It really makes people who are young and on this website look bad. I am sad to say that i am 12 years old, 2 years younger than him and this kid is acting really stupid. Not all young people are stupid, please trust me. Some come from nice, smart, rational families who have raised them well enough to use correct grammar or just not be like HURR DURR I GO ON TEH FOONYJUNKS. Really kid, please stop, i don't want to be looked down upon on treated like a dumb bitch like you are. Here is just a random picture. And once again, stop talking, please.

I feel the same exact way. i love you man

i'm 13 so it's kinda fine :)

Lol "nice, smart, rational families" "well raised" yeah... Well i guess you like the same politician as your parents do... I also think you dont give shit, and dont know where your parents pay taxes for, the job your mom does must be way better than her concurrent's job, you were happy when obama killed the baddies didn't you?... I realised that kids today don't think for themselves anymore and just follow their parents anymore... Thats one of francis bacon's (some philosoph which, i guess you don't know) theory's why people talk shit... That's also the reason why i left home when i was 13... And really.... On funnyjunk grammar is more important then anywhere else so i dont really see the problem there

of course i like the same politician, because they like the good one. Just in case you didn't know, kids opinions are not based solely on what their parents think. i just happen to agree with them.

You probably don't even know what that politician does... Your parents are just like... Yeah derpinson iabthe good one and derpina is the bad one

I'm not even going to keep responding to you, you obviously are even less intelligent and mature than a 12 year old.

I doubt you know about taxes outside of what you have been told and blindly believe. I realize that you think you have your own opinions, but that's hardly likely (don't get pissy, because that's basically what you just said to that kid). You need to stop acting like you know everything through what you once read in an article. You don't know about philosophy and won't until you get into college and take those courses. I doubt that you really left your home at the age of 13 and managed to get yourself a computer a few days after 14. In many places, you can't even legally work at the age of 13. Stop acting like you know shit, especially about taxes, until you actually have to pay them.

Lol i didn't read an article about taxes... And i dont know why people pay taxes thats why i left home... "of what you have been told" well that was actually my opinion...
And this.... "you wont learn anything untill you get to philosophy class" i suggest you read tweetyftw's comment somewheres comment couse i dont wanna retype it all just read that...
And... You don't know anything about my life... That's all i can say but i left home when i was 13... I wanted to find out things myself... And dont have the exact same opinuon as my parents...
And i do have my own opinions of course that was my argument too...
(moron, yeah i insulted you couse you think you know everything better)

I didn't say you read an article about taxes. I was basically saying that you just used someone else's quote about philosophy while you never took a single class over philosophy and that's why you won't know anything about philosophy.
And why the hell are you trying to bring tweety into this? I never even read that comment, which shows how little I care.
Ok, why don't you tell me who you're living with now and how you're actually helping them pay for you being there.
You think you have your own opinions, just like you think you are smart. All kids do at that age.
And calling me a moron isn't really all that insulting. If you think I get offended as easily as you do, you really are very sheltered,

Yes... You can't make all your opinions yourself so of course i used someone else's philophy... Im not gonna think of a whole new theory for some stupid thread... And no i didn't take a philosophy class(i only read 10 books or so about it(and you should actually read his comment bro...) only debating classes they wont give philosophy classes with my age...
Just using your argument now: why are you bringing yourself into this? I was talking to harddick (i dont care about it couse i think this is funny talking to some low graded or so but it just proved your opinion didn't make sense)
I'm living with my uncle now btw... (Thanks for asking!...) And he thinks i only read books on a pc so hes ok with me... And i have my own opinions but i also use others's opinions and what makes you think that you are worth some much worth than me than you that you can have your own and i dont... You dont even know me...
And the book says moron : an insulting way of saying blahblahderpblah

I have lost what you are even blabbering on about now, so I think I'm just going to take harddick's lead stop this waste of time, because if I don't even know what you are going on about, and pretty soon, you probably will just throw the line of "Now your argument is invalid" out there again and just go on thinking you proved some point that has been lost for a long time now.

Please remember this conversation in a few years and you'll see just how annoying and silly you came off as sounding.

I didn't say you were stupid. I said you thought you were smart, which is true apparently, and simply said that you were not as smart as you thought you were.
If you think that's intimidating, you were sheltered your whole life.
My arguments are not invalid (it's actually getting annoying that you keep assuming that). You seem to think that if you type something down, you automatically win, which is not true. You don't seem to realize that and argument isn't something that's just two lines and then done, or else there wouldn't ever be arguments in the world because everyone would sit around and wait until someone else says something to say "Aha! I got the final word! I win!"

Stop sputtering out nonsense then thinking you proved some point, because you haven't.
Oh, and the only reason why people would like me more than you is because they see the same things I do in your comments, not because I'm someone that everyone else loves.

There you only tried to make me look stupid in every way without even saying something...
And for the third time: you were intimidating me by saying "aren't you a cute little genius"
And what i was trying to say by: people like you more is becouse of your grammar, interpunction, way of saying thing, people knowing im 14 etc... (i tought you would be able to figure that out yourself)
Btw. You didn't even say why all your arguments are valid but i dont care...
Btww. Thanks to you i have to wait 16 minutes before commenting something

Ok, let me try not to intimidate you.
You are an ugly, annoying little prick.
Is that better? Because that's just about the opposite of what you call intimidating.

Don't you think there's a reason why people don't like kids like you? Most of you have confidence issues - you either have way too much of it or not nearly enough.

Next time you hear an argument, try to listen to when they say "My argument is valid because of this!" Because I'm pretty sure people don't do that. And you seem to care enough to keep coming back.
And it's not my fault for that.

No one cares about your school curriculum. You are too young for this site.

You're fucking retarded. Holy shit.

im actually 12 years old and im not stupid, im in the highest algebra class in my grade and i study chinese and spanish

People on funnyjunk are smart