It seems here on funnyjunk you all call
the art of masturbation:
THIS IS PATHETIC AND DEFINITELY NOT
To me it sounds as if you are just
freaking playing with it.
Masturbation is an important daily task,
and requires an damn good word for it.
It is called:
So please good people of , next time you
masturbate, don' t mp.
Have a good proper
Only you can stop being a fapping pussy.
And remember, Justin Beiber faps.