You know you want 5 of these

I think you'll like this.

Seen it, but thanks for sharing.

Legion and Friends: Mass Effect

this made me think of chrono-trigger and fire emblem thank you

That looks more like a giant chrystalline Wobbuffet

Robot*

Ahh, i see it now, thanks :P

grab a tight hold of your genital organs.

Say what?

a hanar quote, it is that one movie poster where there is audio playing with a elkor and a hanar talking.

Badassly: this one does not see the humor in this. This one has also not seen the so called ad of which you speak.

Sadly: I could not find a video.

Shephard in... source?

We already gave you nice color choices, aren't you happy with that? regards Trollware.

actually it turns out if you do count the variations such as 'earth surviving or not', there actually ARE 16 endings...

It's one ending with slightly different cutscenes and colors.

you gotta listen to what the AI says, or else you can't really get it...

But no matter what you do, The relays blow up, you die, Normandy is screwed. It's dumb, It's not worth playing 16 different times if its basically the same and none of your choices from previous games amount to anything. It seems like Shep does more damage than what the reapers would have done.

you should have listened to what A.I said. Of course if you skip all the dialog you won't get it

I listened to what it said, but I only got one of the "16" endings. The reapers are the solution, Blah Blah, They harvest us every 50,000 years to stop us from creating robots that will kill us.....Uh, what? So many plot holes and it just all around doesn't make sense.

it makes sense. What do you have a problem with anyways?

1) If the catalyst was there the whole time, Why didn't it just tell the keepers to let the reapers through in the first game?
2) How did the whole normandy crew teleport from earth to the normandy? and why did Joker decide to flee the battle through the mass relay?
3) In ME2's "The Arrival" DLC, a mass relay blew up, and when it did, it killed the whole system, why didn't every system do the same in the end on ME3?
4) How is everyone to survive floating around earth helplessly?
Plus, not to mention it kills absolutely any replay value of the series. Why play ME1 and 2 different ways if it ends the same no matter what?
At least they are going to try and fix it. ps3.ign.com/articles/122/1221273p1.html

1. I haven't played the first game, but from what I gather in ME2, the keepers actually did let the reapers arrive, since they're the ones who activated the reapers' arrival from dark space. They did this for the Protheans too.

2. The whole Normandy crew didn't teleport to the ship. Your story may vary, but I had squadmates from Earth aboard the Normandy. I guess Cortez or Joker sought to save them from Earth as they thought Shepard was dead and all was desperate.
Also, when Joker saw the enormous explosion coming from the Citadel, it's normal for him to have wanted to evade the detonation, heading nowhere else but the mass relay.

3.They do not say the mass relay blows up, we see the relay light detonate, however we don't see the same explosion as in ME2. See it more as a deactivation, provoking according to some endings side effects such as destroying all synthetic life.

4. First off, congratulations if your galactic fleet wasn't wiped out by the Citadel. But in all chances, either the fleet lands on Earth and survives or species who can't live on Earth as colonies die. It's not a hollywood ending. It's a science fiction epic. Several civilizations were wiped out, and billions of sentient beings won't ever see their homeland again, not counting the fact all citizens from the Citadel most likely died.
When I destroyed the reapers, i fully knew i was destroying the geth, EDI and the galactic fleet at the same time. But it's the good ending, since you save the entire galaxy.

Whats the point of saving the galaxy if everyone is pretty much screwed?
Joker would have had to get to the relay WAY before shepard even made it to the citadel, which would make him a coward.
In Mass effect 1, it showed that the protheans hacked the citadel and made it impossible for the reapers to attack without a reaper DIRECTLY activating it, so WHY IN THE HELL didn't the catalyst just override it?!
Everone from the normandy was on earth, there was no way in HELL that they had enough time to get to the normandy in space, then get to the relay before the citadel exploded. How did they know if shepard was dead or not? why would they just leave his body? don't you think they would stay and help earth instead of fleeing for no reason?
The relays exploded in a manner SO HUGE, that you could supposedly see them from a galaxy viewpoint, How the hell did they not kill the system if they were that huge? the one that blew up in ME2 wasn't THAT big.
None of it makes sense, it asks more questions than it answers. and Bioware said it would answer questions. Casey Hudson said this Pre-ME3 release: "It's not even in any way like the traditional game endings, where you can say how many endings there are, or whether you got ending A, B, or C." WHAT THE FUCK?! Thats exactly what we got! False advertising right there.

actually, everything after Shepard gets knocked out is either a dream, or everything was indoctrinating Shepard to become a reaper(If you don't destroy them). There's actually a lot of videos on the subject. Very interesting. It makes not destroying them seem like the "good" choice, Shepard doesn't act like himself, the little boy, etc. etc. plus, when Shepard is "alive", he's still in the rubble on earth. There's no shiny metal or anything, the rubble he's in is the kind found on the planet, further supporting it was a dream/indoctrination/w/e.

Yeah, I've seen it. I like it, it makes sense, and I hope Bioware cashes in on the idea, but I doubt they will. Unless it was their plan all along!............ 0_0

Either it was there plan all along, or they're retarded, know fans will by anything, oblivious to loopholes, or any combination of the three.

I know I'm buying the fixed DLC, and if it sucks, I'm done. EA and Bioware can suck it. But I hope it doesn't suck.

Fixed DLC? (stopped playing after ME2, didn't do DLC, will pick up and finish series eventually.) Also, just noticed your name, awesome!

Haha, Yeah!! Somebody finally got my username!!! I'm adding you.

By fixed DLC, I mean fixed ending. ps3.ign.com/articles/122/1221273p1.html
It's happening!

the indoctrination theory is just botched everywhere, made by anal-suffering fans, man, they spit out arguments like "BUT WE CAN SEE SPACE FROM THE CITADEL, HOW CAN SHEPARD BREATHE HURR?"

not everyone is screwed, the council was a minimal fraction of all living species in the galaxy. You, uh...kinda saved all of those guys.
Between the time Shepard is reported dead and the time he gets to the A.I, time passes by enough for his teammates to get rescued.
Why would they just leave their body? HOW BOUT TO ESCAPE THE MOTHERFUCKING REAPER NEXT TO THE CONDUIT? (think for a sec, dude)

Just stop. You know theres so much wrong with it. If you liked the ending, awesome for you, I'm glad you liked it, but quit trying to prove that it makes sense.

And just to clarify, they had no reason to leave the body. If you noticed, the reaper left that area after it shot shep down.

Also, yes, everyone is screwed. Earth can support every race in the galaxy, also, they can't stay in space if their ships were disable with the "Kill" ending.

Theres so much wrong with the ending, and you know it. just watch the ending after you've played all 3 games thoroughly, because it doesn't make sense if you understand the whole story.

i don't get what doesn't make sense...Also, since shepard ascended, the answer is just that they didn't locate him, no?

Just google, "Mass effect 3 ending" and look at any of the articles about why people hate it.

i know, i know. But if you look at the thread, you'll get if i'm a bit tired of defending it. Thanks anyways

*Can't support.

2 - Cortez died, and Joker was busy fighting the reapers, plus the mass relay was destroyed almost instantly after the citadel blew up, and JOKER IS A NOT A PUSSY WHO RUNS AWAY FROM AN EXPLOSION

cortez didn't die, his ship just busted. You even say goodbye to him!

Too bad you weren't gifted with a sense of humor.

Ye your mom doesn't know...

And that's how you were conceived.

I typed in a captcha JUST to thumb you down :D

I'll have you know op has sucked it quite a few times

Thane, I....

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oh god! Why!?!

Waaatttt

Well if that's your face, let's make fuck.

That is not me. It's just a reaction pic

Yeah I know, I mean Igenerally don't ask chicks to "make fuck" over the internet.

Hehe.... Ya... who does that?

He does

perfect.

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sounds about right

I'm ok with this

Seems accurate.

lol

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wow x)

MFW

does this mean something?

wat

eewww.

YES!

Ohh okay....

This doesn't even make sense.

Sometimes I throw my laptops at walls after masturbating too.

I'm sickened, but curious.

wut?

wat

I'm ok with this.

fuck.

Here goes mine!

I... I'm not sure how I feel about this...

it's not really a face...

But.....................i'm a guy.................

Well.

I lold

Oh my.

Wut

indeed.

Well... it fits

holy balls

I touched my penis apparently.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooook?

**JSTNBEIBER rolls 17**

**wowflame rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Class Dumbass ** Don't have a reaction folder so I'll just roll

does diarrhea count as an orgasm?

WELP.

Yep lol, that will do...
It was a Disappointing shameful first orgasm to porn. Not really how I hoped it would go down but I guess inevitable.

Umm...
What?

Well. That seems appropriate.

that shit was so cash

I dont always have sex, but when I do, im unsatisfied

is this from a movie?

I really don't know all i do know that his name is birdman

So then what was your reaction when you beat Mass Effect 3?

I find the lack of knowledge of the mass effect channel disturbing.

I find the lack of Elcor disturbing

It's a prop from Mass Effect.

i see...

tags!

mass effect 3's.......something i forgot the name

Omni-blade

WHICH COLOR DO I PICK!?

THIS HURTS YOU.

They are!
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