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#33 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
This angers the absolute fuck out of me. These gay ass kids who have never heard of a haircut that dress like faggots with their skinny jeans, tight shirts and sports hats on backwards when they don't even watch the fucking sport in the first place. And then they always have some sign up saying something like "You're all beautiful" which is totally hypocritical cos if he meant that, he would date a fat bitch for her personality, which he would never do. Then all these moron girls who have forgotten how a real man acts are like "oh my god hes so gorgeous!" when hes just a scrawny bitch who wouldn't be able to defend her if some lebo or coon pinched her on the ass. And then these 16 year old sluts complain about not being able to find a real man. My anger is through the roof when i see my retarded younger sister act like that. And thats the end of my rant.
#688 to #33 - lolmike (03/22/2012) [-]
omg fok off
#686 to #33 - safo (03/22/2012) [-]
tl;dr We all get pussy whipped
#682 to #33 - elixereight (03/22/2012) [-]
In my school, most people arn't like that. But then again, no sluts isn't that much of a good thing.
#661 to #33 - haydenk (03/22/2012) [-]
I actually recently made a status about this crap, too.
But I couldn't agree with you more.
#681 to #661 - elixereight (03/22/2012) [-]
please show me screenshots of all the comments :D
#685 to #681 - haydenk (03/22/2012) [-]
As you wish. Though they're not exciting. I've recently created a new Facebook to reduce the amount of friends I don't want. I'm also not popular. I'm kind of in the middle. I'm known.

As it says in the comments, I just woke up and smell nuggets.
User avatar #642 to #33 - Fifee Boy (03/22/2012) [-]
hopefully its evolution, the dumb bitches are attracted to the scrawny unfit ones and will die off while the rest of the smart women left will pair up with the testosterone rich guys and go on being healthy
User avatar #677 to #642 - oogaman (03/22/2012) [-]
But what if the dumb bitches and scrawny guy procreate? Then we're left with abominations.
User avatar #695 to #677 - Fifee Boy (03/22/2012) [-]
thats why im saying the scrawny ones will die off because they are scrawny and not as healthy as testosterone rich males
User avatar #687 to #677 - Omnicide **User deleted account** (03/22/2012) [-]
Then eventually their own stupidity gets the best of them by making them too stupid to have sex or even know how to have sex, leaving them infertile and allowing the smarter ones that reproduce to survive from social extinction.

At least I hope that's the case.
User avatar #641 to #33 - missaddie (03/22/2012) [-]
I'm glad I have seen this.
I think they're the freaking ugliest guys, and they are pussies and hypocrites.
It's nice to have not only one person but several (Including probably a handful from the people that thumbed you up) agree with this.
Especially the skinny jeans, I hate skinny jeans.
Personally, I've never met what might be classified as a 'real man,' but I don't want some pussy following me around.
The kind of guy that takes control, not a total faggot but a total dick, you know? Not only that but _has the ability to__ take that control.
Not some dumbass who's skinnier than I am and acts like my own little sister.
User avatar #646 to #641 - missaddie (03/22/2012) [-]
Also, yes, I would love to be treated like that, so what? Doesn't everyone? What makes the difference is if the girl treats him right too. That's how it should be. But throughout highschool all I saw were guys acting like assholes or pussies and the girls being little bitches and cunts and whores. It was and is ridiculous, because I still see it in College.
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#612 to #33 - PuffMan (03/22/2012) [-]
SUH BEUTIFUL
User avatar #581 to #33 - admiralen (03/21/2012) [-]
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#580 to #33 - codyturner (03/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #572 to #33 - Thedudeyouknow (03/21/2012) [-]
You sir have created a shit storm of epic proportions
#568 to #33 - perplexedshrub (03/21/2012) [-]
I agree with you whole- heartedly..... Fuck it, im just gonna say it: I hate my generation, like all the little faggots born after me, thinking they're all cool and shit with their skinny jeans and fucking wide brim hats, and they're just a bunch of scrawny little clownasses. I pray for a world where the REAL men get the women, those who go to school and are clean, those who show respect to women, those who care about their health and their well- being, not these little cunts that say "swag" with every fucking Facebook status and walk around like they own the fucking world. Fuck.
#567 to #33 - superxspartan (03/21/2012) [-]
They're faggots because they have long hair?
I dunno, Vikings are pretty badass...
User avatar #562 to #33 - patownslife ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #554 to #33 - xshadeeisafag (03/21/2012) [-]
Someone's mad... Why waste your time on the fucking morons, they're morons.
Just ignore them and focus on the 5-10% of girls that do have brains.
#553 to #33 - loitersquad **User deleted account** (03/21/2012) [-]
Listen up fuck-head. I don't give a shit about what your opinion is on this matter, but you are trying to promote a reasonable perspective and then you make references to "lebos and coons pinching her ass." Are you fucking kidding me? That shows a completely irrational hatred of persons just because of their ethnicity or nationality. And that isn't okay no matter what your opinions on other matters are. I hate to kill your buzz on your 400+ thumbs and shit ton of replies that you are probably pissing yourself with glee about (in your basement).
User avatar #563 to #553 - TwistedBamboozler (03/21/2012) [-]
Read between the lines. He's not calling all black people coons. There is a difference between a black person and a nigger. You know what I mean? Chris Rock made that 10 minutes of pure comedy gold based of that one idea. He's not being racist, he's telling the truth.
#569 to #563 - loitersquad **User deleted account** (03/21/2012) [-]
No he is contributing to the same hate and profiling that it will be a brown person that offends that has poisoned society since the beginning and you are supporting him assuming he has benign intentions because he got a lot of thumbs. As my man Zack De La Rocha said: Wake Up
User avatar #579 to #569 - TwistedBamboozler (03/21/2012) [-]
No, his thumbs have nothing to do with my opinions. I didn't thumb it either. I firmly believe in what I said, and that is the sad truth. I'd like to believe in what you are saying, but minorities, or anyone discriminated against for that matter never rise above. They blame the majority for all of their problems and never fix anything themselves. I can Point out SEVERAL black rights movement leaders who agree with me. Oakland is also a prime example.

If a man walks up to me, and he happens to be black, I would treat him no different than my own brother. If it turns out he's a stupid punk ass fucker I'll make fun of him all I want, as I would to any white man.
User avatar #545 to #33 - aaronjzc (03/21/2012) [-]
Ever since I've moved to this shit-city a year and a half ago, I've really seen what total douchebags are. Black kids, white kids, brown kids, hispanic kids alike looking like total fucking idiots wearing either skin-tight jeans or pants down to their fucking asses with their fitted hats or snap-backs. Snap backs were cool in the 90's, but now, douchebags have given them a horrible name. These clowns are throwing up gang signs without knowing what they even fucking mean. Bumming change and bullying kids who were actually raised right, who have good morals, listen to good music, but are somehow the un-cool ones nowadays. I hear the music industry literally hitting rock bottom as punk-ass kids blast this garbage from their mobile phones which, by the way, take up a good 60% of their lives. Slut girls and decent girls alike only going for douchebag guys and leaving slim pickings for the rest of us. It all makes me ashamed, and makes me ask "why the fuck do I have to be a teenager in a time like this?". But the question goes un-answered, just like it would if you were to ask "what the fuck happened to this generation?".
User avatar #559 to #545 - TwistedBamboozler (03/21/2012) [-]
It goes like this. Every generation says that about themselves. It is human nature to be afraid of change for better or for worse. Even if you think "yeah, but now it's worse", you have to take into account the fact we now have 7 billion people on the planet instead of whatever the fuck it used to be.

The solution is simple. Man the fuck up, get bitches anyways and god dammit when you have kids raise them right.
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#538 to #33 - breakfastlunch (03/21/2012) [-]
Walls of text...   
   
Walls of text everywhere...
Walls of text...

Walls of text everywhere...
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#517 to #33 - ruinsage (03/21/2012) [-]
this is gonna start quite a shitstorm
this is gonna start quite a shitstorm
#406 to #33 - muthauckas (03/21/2012) [-]
Man, in my school if you wore skinny jeans or had hair like that, well no one's even dared to try it, but if they did, they would be well aware that their new name was 'faggot' by the end of the day.
User avatar #546 to #406 - bagfullofkittens (03/21/2012) [-]
6th grade sounds harcore.
#389 to #33 - kurtr (03/21/2012) [-]
Never seen a long post like this having over 250+ thumbs
User avatar #350 to #33 - dbrak (03/21/2012) [-]
sooo funnyjunk usually complains about girls not choosing them for their personality, and now everyone is saying that girls should be picking more built guys? besides, would you even WANT a girl who is into this type of guy?
User avatar #662 to #350 - GamerMandrew (03/22/2012) [-]
No one specifically said built. Just not a pure pussy.
#333 to #33 - bigsanta (03/21/2012) [-]
<--mfw all my friends became hypebeasts who want to go shopping at the mall every day   
   
and the part that pisses me off the most is that when i asked them the teams that were on their baseball caps, they had no clue what the fuck to say
<--mfw all my friends became hypebeasts who want to go shopping at the mall every day

and the part that pisses me off the most is that when i asked them the teams that were on their baseball caps, they had no clue what the fuck to say
#317 to #33 - trampballs (03/21/2012) [-]
what pisses me off most is when these poofy little cunts think that they have amazing bodies when they are just skinny little fucks that do no exercise.
<--- cunts like these make me mad. i just want to plant a right hook right in his skinny runt face
#362 to #317 - zionsype (03/21/2012) [-]
I have long hair and I'm kind of skinny, but I don't act like those guys. I work out because I don't want to be extremely skinny, but I stay skinny no mater what. I fucking HATE watching sports and yet every fuck year my family buys me jersey for the Steelers. I like playing sports sometimes, I don't see how the fuck people enjoy watching them. Also, I don't think girls should be treated like a fucking queen simply because they have a vagina, I'll treat her nice if shes not a bitch, which most of them are because of these fuckers.
I have long hair and I'm kind of skinny, but I don't act like those guys. I work out because I don't want to be extremely skinny, but I stay skinny no mater what. I fucking HATE watching sports and yet every fuck year my family buys me jersey for the Steelers. I like playing sports sometimes, I don't see how the fuck people enjoy watching them. Also, I don't think girls should be treated like a fucking queen simply because they have a vagina, I'll treat her nice if shes not a bitch, which most of them are because of these fuckers.
User avatar #372 to #362 - trampballs (03/21/2012) [-]
umm why are you telling me this?
User avatar #390 to #372 - zionsype (03/21/2012) [-]
Because everyone here seems to think anyone who has long hair and is skinny acts exactly like these guys.
User avatar #404 to #390 - trampballs (03/21/2012) [-]
no they don't...
if you are skinny then that's fine. but don't go about taking pictures of yourself with your top off thinking that you are ripped and that girls find your body irresistible.
at the end of the day people judge you on the way you look. you may not want to think this, but they do. if you look like one of these "guys" then people will think that you are one of these people and will assume that you are a faggy scene kid
User avatar #312 to #33 - raptorfacerumble (03/21/2012) [-]
My god no truer words have been spoken. I don't even care if "truer" is a word or not. I'm 16 and kids my age do it ALL the time. It angers me to the max, like the fuck! There was this one time, I was in the shopping centre and this kid had the Miami Heat Snapback on, the brim was facing the back, the hat wasn't actually on his head, it was like just somehow sitting there, and if anything, the brim was covering his neck, so it'd pree much look like this> O| that's the best way i can put it. But yeah, it's annoying as fuck! And then you got those kids that take those photos, "photoshop" them, and then add a little quote that has nothing to do with it. Bullshit I say. Bullshit.
User avatar #304 to #33 - inflamess (03/21/2012) [-]
I wear skinny jeans and have hair almost like that. Don't worry, I'm not a massive faggot though, and enjoy metal.
#296 to #33 - dylanklebold (03/21/2012) [-]
It's things like this that make me want to shoot up my school.
#327 to #296 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
isnt that the guy from columbine highschool shooting?
User avatar #417 to #327 - corkscrew (03/21/2012) [-]
Did you see his name?
#666 to #417 - dylanklebold (03/22/2012) [-]
I find it kind of funny how I said that was one of the reasons that Klebold shot up Columbine with Harris, and I got thumbed down.
User avatar #680 to #666 - corkscrew (03/22/2012) [-]
People don't really think school shootings are incredibly funny though
#281 to #33 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
So because people choose not to go to the gym they instantly cease to be a man? Speaking as a small guy, I take great deals of offence to that statement. I participate in some sports, maintaining a reasonable fitness level, but because of my genetics I will be small [url deleted] I not deserve to be happy in a relationship merely because I cannot physically intimidate potential threats? If both you and your girlfriend are happy shouldn't it be fine?
#272 to #33 - jgallardo (03/21/2012) [-]
Im a sophomore in high school, have a 3.0, and im part of the varsity wrestling team. I can't get a girlfriend because all the girls are attracted to guys like that
#560 to #272 - loitersquad **User deleted account** (03/21/2012) [-]
fuck yeah wrestling!! weight/state/season results?
160 NY placed 3rd in our best section...next year state champ!

I hate how everyone calls wrestling gay and thinks it's a joke. Wrestlers make the best friends boyfriends, citizens: strong hardworking thoughtful. And a High School wrestling team is usually one of the most diverse and accepting communities in school

#674 to #560 - jgallardo (03/22/2012) [-]
Haha im the 132 pounder and I go to montclair high in california, I had a pretty good season but I don't have the record anywhere around.
#689 to #679 - jgallardo (03/22/2012) [-]
That, thats me, thats me before I took wrestling seriously, I didn't shoot or anything, I am glad im not that bad anymore
User avatar #254 to #33 - jesusfrankenstein (03/21/2012) [-]
I think you're being way too stereotypical here. Because they dress different from what you consider normal, you call them a faggot? I somewhat agree with you on the whole skinny guy dating a bigger chick issue, but I HAVE seen some skinny guys with a bigger girl, and they're actually happy with one another, so it is entirely possible for a skinny guy to date a bigger chick. Don't pigeonhole all skinny guys who dress like this into this category, because they are not all like that.

Calling someone a "fat bitch" doesn't make you any skinner, prettier, or better than them.

Maybe if these girls took some martial arts lessons or some basic defense classes or something, they wouldn't need to depend on a man to save their ass all the time.

And that's why females who act like that are called "girls" and not "women."


#121 to #33 - bosskiss (03/21/2012) [-]
what?  7 hours later and still no slow clap gif?
what? 7 hours later and still no slow clap gif?
#114 to #33 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
Just because they have long hair, skinny jeans, tight shirts doesn't mean they are homosexual. You are generalizing really fucking much.

But to some extent I agree with you.
#117 to #114 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
I said faggot, not homosexual. Big difference
#124 to #117 - fannijunk (03/21/2012) [-]
How is dressing in skinny jeans, tight shirts and having long hair being a faggot.

Please explain what you mean with faggot, because Urbandictionary says it's an instrument, and humans can't be instruments.
#123 to #117 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
If you are going to rage like that be clear. Aaand, you're still generalizing fucking much.
#106 to #33 - rottengrits **User deleted account** (03/21/2012) [-]
And why does this anger you again? Being big as shit doesn't make you a man, nor does it make you a great fighter. Who they hell cares how another person dresses? I played lacrosse in high school and while I wasn't some gym rat, I wasn't small either. I actually had a lot of good friends that dressed like this and they were real fucking men too. They were tough and knew how to treat women. You can't judge anyone based on their appearance.

P.S. The picture's related because it's how real men dressed in the 1700's. With weird clothes, make up, and long haired wigs. How men dress just changes with the times.
User avatar #557 to #106 - marinepenguin ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
Just because that is how that is how that generation views "real men" doesn't mean that I have to like it, I tolerate it for just that reason. The way our generation views men is probably different from the generation before ours.
#649 to #557 - rottengrits **User deleted account** (03/22/2012) [-]
Wait what are you trying to say?
User avatar #671 to #649 - marinepenguin ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
I don't even know. After rereading it I think I meant that every generation finds the views of the generation that follow it to be annoying. Sorry for being an idiot.
#126 to #106 - fannijunk (03/21/2012) [-]
True dat.
#101 to #33 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
Are you saying its a boy with the sign?
Shit, i thought it was the ugliest girl i've seen so far...
User avatar #96 to #33 - chocolatecakexx (03/21/2012) [-]
Dude, you're my hero. Also, treating girls like princesses is unrealistic. If women want to be treated as equals then treat them as they treat you.
User avatar #100 to #96 - semo ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
AGREED!
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#61 to #33 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
You deserve a medal for that comment.
User avatar #60 to #33 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
And that is why I hate my generation.
User avatar #90 to #60 - semo ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
same here. it also makes older people think that I am just as retarded as everyone else.
User avatar #91 to #90 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
I know that's why I just stay clear from half the people I know like that.
User avatar #92 to #91 - semo ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
I just hate it though. I really wonder what has made our generation like this. And being a girl, I find there is a lot of pressure of shaving you legs, being super skinny, and have nice clothes!
User avatar #431 to #92 - corkscrew (03/21/2012) [-]
Well you don't need to be super skinny but you should shave your legs and have nice clothes. Because generally, then, people will think better of you and won't think you are fucking disgusting/weird and only attract the weird fucking guys who haven't showered in two weeks. Maybe you haven't had a boyfriend because you don't care about how you look.
User avatar #705 to #431 - semo ONLINE (03/23/2012) [-]
i do.
User avatar #94 to #92 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
I know you're basically being pressured by some ass holes to be a bitch.
User avatar #99 to #94 - semo ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
I try not to be. and since I am not, I dont have many friends and I am not very popular. well, what ever, I dont ware make up or stuff my bra or anything. too lazy :P

I dont mined, its mainly the fact I have never been kissed/ had a boyfriend. I know that sounds girly girl damsel in distress, but I am a girl. and then I hear he got a BJ from her, and they got caught making out in the closet by the principle. Its not like I am bad looking or anything......

blah! sorry its a long read
User avatar #104 to #99 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
I know why should I associate myself with people I don't even know that's why at the moment I am trying to get out of my school full of people I am not interested by only with about two people I like at the moment. It's like a school of 136 and I'm trying to get into a school of like 700 full with these kinds of people but you know sometimes you just have to filter through the shit people.
I't a long read as well sorry.
User avatar #105 to #104 - semo ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
I dont mind :P

I go to a huge international school with over 1000 people. I have 20 kids in one of my classes and a lot of people think that it too much...

I dont know, there are still people I dont know in my grade, and a lot of people leave every year. if you stay at one school for 5 years, thats rare! I move the another country every 2 years, and every where the girls are all the same. trying to get passed dress code by waring micoscopic short-shots, and tight shirts! its just sad
User avatar #109 to #105 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
Yeah I couldn't handle moving school every couple of years though I'm really socially awkward and I find it really difficult to meet new people.
User avatar #110 to #109 - semo ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
I am pretty awkward too, but I am used to it. I first time i moved to a new country, I was in the middle of kindergarden.
User avatar #128 to #110 - fisticuffsactivate (03/21/2012) [-]
I haven't even been out of my country.
#55 to #33 - Twikki (03/21/2012) [-]
**Twikki rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Every fucking time ** I can see where you're coming from in this story, On my end I have long-ish hair which actually originated from me wearing hearing aids and I wanted to hide them. However I've grown so accustomed to the hair I actually like it long-ish. Personally I'm not skinny I'm about average and I'm kind of a half-pacifist I'm against fighting but If I need to defend myself I will. The only thing I lack is Self-esteem <_>
User avatar #508 to #55 - organicglory (03/21/2012) [-]
HEY I MADE THAT MAN!! hahahaha you rolled it!
#56 to #55 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
When i said real man, i might have gotten carried away with my definition in the comments below, but seriously as long as you're not a little girl like the kids in that photo, you're good. If you're not very buff, compensate by being very smart. At the end of the day, girls will go for either guy as long as he's nice and makes them laugh.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Twikki (03/21/2012) [-]
Yea I did that with my ex-girlfriend but her family hated me (Ignorant rednecks). Personally I'm not the smartest guy in the world since I lack decent math skills, but! I love history and literature. So, more or less I compensate what I lack in numbers in words.
User avatar #46 to #33 - fatemah (03/21/2012) [-]
I couldnt agree more! Im 17 and i never had a boyfriend or my first kiss cause im waiting till its the right time... Butches tell me they would be more experencied when they get married i say fuck u too slut i dont go around beleiving wat every guy says and opening my legs for him? Ill wait till im 19 cause idk why but thats wen im mature enough to settle. And guys should do the same but guys minds are not like girls thats why i forgive them. On wat they do to girls cause really its the girls fault.
#47 to #46 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
You make a good point but thats not always the case. Ive been dating my girlfriend for 5 years since we were 17. Just get good at spotting the real men to the bullshit artists just trying to get in your pants
#41 to #33 - tkfourtwoone (03/21/2012) [-]
>Implying "real men" are jocks going ape shit over their protein shake
>Implying skinny dudes with long hair are faggots
>Implying this man right here is a faggot
>Implying this man right here gets less pussy than Beckham or Ronaldo (which, quite honestly, they're pretty much nothing outside of the football field)

Heck, I'd give a kidney to have this guy's looks
#69 to #41 - unsaif (03/21/2012) [-]
yo man you got this shit all fucked up a real man don't just go to the gym and get buff and shit. A real man goes out into the world gets shit done by any means necessary, not like that faggot as bitch in the picture above.
#74 to #69 - tkfourtwoone (03/21/2012) [-]
<- What your comment really sounds like

P.S.: Have any idea who the dude is?
#42 to #41 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
"Heck, I'd give a kidney to have this guy's looks"
Then you're pathetic. Why don't you go to the gym and make your body into something attractive? Because i am implying that real men are guys who go the gym and make something of themselves and work hard and can defend themselves against a group of dickheads. If you want to look like that faggot in the picture, i've got some bad news for your sex life. Cos bitches like that kid thrive in their teenage years, but come 20-30, women want a real man that can pin them to a wall and fuck their brains out. And be able to kick a guys ass if he starts trying to start shit
#76 to #42 - tkfourtwoone (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, did someone mention skinny dudes and pussy?
#44 to #42 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
I'd rather a guy who're actually nice than ass holes who think that the only way they can be a man is by going to the gym and having a good body, and i'm just an average woman.
#48 to #44 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
I never said i was an asshole. I'm a real gentlemen when it comes to women. But i also care about not looking weak and being able to defend myself
#49 to #48 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
I know you never said you was an asshole, but you sir, sound like one.
#185 to #49 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
coming from some american psycho that can be debatable
#280 to #185 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
the name is ironic in that i'm neither american, or a psycho. and is says &quot;so&quot; not &quot;some&quot;, can't you read?
the name is ironic in that i'm neither american, or a psycho. and is says "so" not "some", can't you read?
#50 to #49 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
I'll grant you that, but this shit really annoys the crap out of me. I'm actually a pretty nice guy. But im sick of these scrawny kids being idolised for nothing. They aren't exceptionally smart and they aren't athletic either. They're just "pretty"
#51 to #50 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
But how can you judge that from how somebody looks? You say that you're a nice guy yet talk like a complete dick, yet judge others for what they look like? Hypocritical much.
#491 to #51 - paulpogba (03/21/2012) [-]
That was a pretty decent comment from a pretty guy who happens to murder people viciously.
#63 to #51 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
Sorry but you are retarded.
They make themselves look like that, They can cut their hair and stop wearing slut clothes.
And stop with their bullshit.
They want to look like faggots.
#77 to #63 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
People like you are shallow as fuck.
#79 to #77 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
Poor bastard, Look at the way he is dressed, I had to look twice to make sure he is a guy not a girl.
Faggot
#43 to #42 - tkfourtwoone (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm rather buffed/big boned; I can't actually go THAT skinny

"If you want to look like that faggot in the picture, I've got some bad news for your sex life"

MFW men like Johnny Depp have the same physique

Contrary to your beliefs, most *intelligent* women try to look beyond the Brawn-and-no-Brain six-packed gorillas that you are apparently praising

Hurr Durr real men go to gym so they can pin their women to a wall and fuck their brains out. Derp.

Explain Jeremy Irons, Gary Oldman, Gabriel Byrne, Alan Rickman, Ian McKellen (who's more of a man than Beckham... even though he's gay) and countless other TRUE men.

Ironically, a comment below refers to stupid MTV Jersey Shore generation... aren't ALL the guys in that show gym addicts and not scrawny-necked nerds? Just sayan...

#52 to #43 - jakols (03/21/2012) [-]
OK, that fucking settles it...
we can all argue who looks the best and who's a real man or not
personally i would give anything to have the personality and to look like this man
HE is fucking AWESOME! Fuck that faggot backham, and all the jock's n' shit,
#45 to #43 - soamericanpsycho (03/21/2012) [-]
Gary Oldman is one of the few perfect men in the world.
User avatar #38 to #33 - forsakensaint (03/21/2012) [-]
'' And when you look up in the comments you can clearly see a winner '' *annoying tourguy*
#35 to #33 - thewildcat (03/21/2012) [-]
I agree with you good sir. Our society has swung from the athletic jock and what real men are suppose to be and has been hijacked by these lazy scrawny fucks who don't go to the gym because they're too damn weak/lazy to. And yet they're the ones who continue to try and cause fights with the actual athletes.
The generations suck and I feel bad for you that you have a sister like that, but that's what MTV and Jersey Shore tell teens that's how they should be or that's the guys they should want.
The whole "treat your girl like a princess" only further proves that we've spoiled the little cunts into actually believing that they should be treated like princesses, as though they're now fucking entitled to special treatment rather than teaching them that the world doesn't revolve around them. This generation is so spoiled and needs a good ass whooping back into reality.
Fortunately you were raised right and that you're one of the few remaining people that provide any hope for humanity
User avatar #585 to #35 - DanAndJames (03/21/2012) [-]
I have a high metabolism, I'm to poor to buy new pants so my old ones are really tight on me making skinny jeans, and my left eye if sensitive to light due to a birth defect so it was either long hair or an eye patch. After reading your text I now feel horrible about myself :/
#542 to #35 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** (03/21/2012) [-]
On my lacrosse team, I can honestly say I "try" hard in games. I am a freshman, and have the highest number of goals on the team. Yet I still get ripped on by the other retards who never listen to the coach, are always high, and frankly have no other reason to be there other than to suck and fuck around. I dont understand what the hell happened.
#657 to #542 - rottengrits **User deleted account** (03/22/2012) [-]
Where do you play lacrosse?
#683 to #657 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** (03/22/2012) [-]
At my high school in California
#691 to #683 - rottengrits **User deleted account** (03/22/2012) [-]
Cool I played in North Carolina, hows the lax in California? I heard it had gotten pretty good but I've only played a couple teams from there.
#694 to #691 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** (03/22/2012) [-]
Its actually gotten a lot better here. Still not as good as east coast, but a high school in my area has gone pretty far a good amount of times. There is one school that is really good at Lax, and I was gonna go there (I knew the coach really well, and my brother played Varsity there 4 years, but I moved and decided to go to another school with most of my friends. The lax here isnt as good, but we still beat most of the teams we play.
User avatar #485 to #35 - absynthe (03/21/2012) [-]
>our society has swung from the athletic jock and what real men are supposed to be

>athletic jock

>what real men are supposed to be

so men are supposed to be muscle bound assholes only obsessed with pussy and football??
User avatar #702 to #485 - thewildcat (03/23/2012) [-]
Many athletes I know aren't muscle bound assholes only obsessed with pussy and football. It's men who were interested in making themselves strong and to be determined and have the right mind set. The stereotype athletic jock was just a perception created by HollyWood in the 80s. Most jocks aren't football players, I was a wrestler in high school, and the majority of athletes don't play football. But as I said it means being strong willed and deteremined
User avatar #714 to #702 - absynthe (03/25/2012) [-]
football was the exagerated stereotype intentionally. ive been to 4 schools in the course of my highschool career and every single one about 80% of the jocks are complete assholes to everyone and look down on anyone who doesnt like the things they like and while there are exceptions, most (at least in high school) are mostly if not only obsessed with women and whatever sport that makes them a jock
#365 to #35 - thatevanguy (03/21/2012) [-]
Don't worry, at least the nerds are still forever alone, so that hasn't changed.
User avatar #322 to #35 - lasmamoe (03/21/2012) [-]
> Tough guy who goes to the gym = Fucking doucebag
> Sensitive guy who doesn't go to the gym = Fucking faggot

Seriously, how the hell do you want us to be??

I would much rather be a "faggot" that doesnt go the gym, than some jerkoff that spends every hour of the day gaining muscle so i can "defend my girl" ..

Why not be "a lazy fuck" who DOESNT get yourself and your girl into shit all the time?

Im a lazy fuck apparently .. but dont call me a faggot for not going to the gym ..
User avatar #704 to #322 - thewildcat (03/23/2012) [-]
As I see you're exactly the type of person we're talking about.
Now I never said that you have to be a "jerkoff that spends every hour of the day gaining muscle" but at least have some self respect for yourself and your body.
And as he said he isn't looking for trouble but you always have assholes who are willing to start shit with you. Do you know who the majority of those people are? Skinny little fucks that want to compete with said jocks.
You know the nicest people I've ever met are people that you meet at the gym, it's a great way to burn off frustration and relieve stress. It's a great way to meet with people and to spend time with friends.
I want you to be someone who has self respect and doesn't swing to whatever the "fad" is. Now you are acting like a douchebag and yes you are being a douchebag.
Since when is being a sensitive guy and going to the gym make you a "faggot?"
Have some respect for yourself, be a man, learn what it means to have discipline because that's what going means. A SHIT LOAD OF DISCIPLINE. And you know what else? It is PROVEN to help students perform better in class, it clears up your mind and it makes you feel good and you don't have to win other people's approval which it is clear that's what you are so desperate for
User avatar #706 to #704 - lasmamoe (03/23/2012) [-]
It seems you have a quite clear picture of what person i am, but how would you know?

I dont go the gym, i dont need to have a lot of muscles to feel good about my self.
Im not a douchebag, nor am i a "faggot".
I dont go looking for trouble - I am probably the most humble person you will ever meet.
If people give me shit or wants to fight me, i walk away - simple as that.

And saying that the majority of people who starts fights are "Skinny little fucks" is just ignorant - all kinds of people are assholes.
User avatar #710 to #706 - thewildcat (03/24/2012) [-]
"I don't need a lot of muscles to feel good about myself"
Never said that. YOU'RE the one implying that.
"I'm the most humble person you will ever meet"
That doesn't stop trouble from looking for YOU. And you know what sometimes that shit doesn't happen. I tried that with a guy that was really drunk and you know what sometimes doing that will only further provoke a guy. You never know with people.

The only people that have ever tried to start fights with me or my friends are people like you. Going to the gym helps a lot and playing in sports teaches you discipline, commitment and respect and from your demeanor it is clear you lack much of it. But then again anyone can be who they want on the internet. Yes there are assholes of all kinds but just the other day my friend (220 lbs can bench 215 and curl 50 lb dumbbells in each arm) was being harassed by some skinny little freshman who was trying to start shit.

You be surprised in the way you can read into someone just by the way they write
User avatar #253 to #35 - corkscrew (03/21/2012) [-]
Except I believe in chivalry so why wouldn't I treat girls like princesses? Even if I don't like the girl, I'm still going to be nice to them. What you said makes you seem like a mega asshole who goes and hits women. Though I do agree with the first part about these little faggot kids being stupid as fuck, I still wish you a pleasant fuck off. And the part about liking the scrawny fucks over athletic jocks is just simply not true. Women still like muscles.
User avatar #703 to #253 - thewildcat (03/23/2012) [-]
There's a difference between treating her right and spoiling her. I've never laid a hand on a woman and I have many female friends. When did I say you had to be an asshole. And when I referred to "athletic jock" that doesn't mean having to be on steroids.
Trust me the image of these "scrawny fucks" is perpetuated and I knew many of them. Those guys do get more action and yes girls do like muscles. It seems that the majority that are pissed off by my comment are pretty much the people that I'm talking about
User avatar #707 to #703 - corkscrew (03/23/2012) [-]
While you didn't specifically say to be an asshole, how you described someone to be is how probably most people imagine a generic asshole. And I'm basically the complete opposite of who you were talking about since I'm 5'9" and about 180. I also played football, but since I'm a senior and football is over, I don't anymore. But while I was in football I did go lift and I got pretty strong and weighed 200. So you could say I was an "athletic jock" but I still treat women right. But to me, treating a woman right and treating her like a princess are the same thing, you don't need to spoil her to treat her like a princess.
User avatar #711 to #707 - thewildcat (03/24/2012) [-]
That "description" FYI was established by popular 80s movies such as Revenge of the Nerds. That jocks like you and me are assholes that mistreat women.
User avatar #709 to #707 - thewildcat (03/24/2012) [-]
I said not to spoil a girl, that doesn't mean "hit" her or treat her like shit.
Seeing a girl bitch because her dad got her the silver nissan instead of the red mustang is what's spoiling them. You treat her like an equal and like a human being. That doesn't mean you don't have to pay for dinner or hold the door open for her. It means you do treat her right but you do spoil her. Princesses get whatever they want and then go on bitch fits whenever they don't
User avatar #713 to #709 - corkscrew (03/24/2012) [-]
And not to be a jackass, but I was looking at your other posts and noticed that you said your 220lb friend could only bench 215... Wut... How old are you?
User avatar #712 to #709 - corkscrew (03/24/2012) [-]
Ahh... Now I understand. We really pretty much are on the same page, it's just that the way you described caused this massive shitstorm here. But still, I treat women like ladies, because that is what they are. There is no other acceptable way to treat a woman. If I don't like them then I don't talk to them or say anything bad to them (though I would really love to tell some of them off and tell them to quit being a cunt). I also NEVER swear in the presence of a lady because I don't think that is, for lack of a better word, appropriate. And I also hate it when they swear in front of me.
#715 to #712 - N. Korean citizen (03/25/2012) [-]
This is what I'm talking about
imgur (dot) com/V24VB
User avatar #716 to #715 - corkscrew (03/25/2012) [-]
Would you happen to be thewildcat, just not logged in? And I see your point but I should also say that not every 12 year old dumb dike is like that. Those are mainly the ones whose parents have money so then they think they can do whatever the fuck they want.
User avatar #97 to #35 - chocolatecakexx (03/21/2012) [-]
Exactly! Fucking bitches, some don't know how to take "no" for an answer and go on a rampage every time they don't get what they want! Like a toddler!
#81 to #35 - tkfourtwoone (03/21/2012) [-]
>"Our society has swung from the athletic jock and what real men are suppose to be"
>"that's what MTV and Jersey Shore tell teens that's how they should be"

<- Actual JS dudes

wut?
#540 to #81 - originalworks (03/21/2012) [-]
Oh, you looked up a picture of half naked men to prove a point. Not quite gay, but close.
User avatar #531 to #81 - eldinarcus (03/21/2012) [-]
Lawl, that's your idea of jock? Those guys just eat salads and do a couple push ups a day. Woopdy fucking doo. Just because you have noticeable pecs doesn't mean jack fucking shit. I know people who have fat on them that can blow these guys out of the water in any physical competition.
#355 to #81 - brettyoke ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
Alright, I agree, they look like men.

Do they act like men?

Picture is at the guy in content, not you, I just felt like I could compile my response to you and my response to the content all in one. Spiffy, eh?
#89 to #81 - rottengrits **User deleted account** (03/21/2012) [-]
You got thumbed down which is bullshit since you're right, it doesn't matter what your feelings for jersey shore are those guys are still pretty jacked...
User avatar #93 to #89 - tkfourtwoone (03/21/2012) [-]
It is always enlightening to see someone being capable of rational thoughts.
#36 to #35 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
Fucking exactly dude. It's our job to beat some sense into our kids. Back when i was a teenager, girls talked about how hot david beckam and ronaldo were. Now my 15 year old sister is this fucking sheep that only goes along with whatever is trending in her school. She's in love with a different faggy boy band every month and she wears the same outfits over and over because that's what everyone is wearing. It's like they're playing this game thats called "how slutty can we dress without being sluts"

And the second excellent point you made. They've been fucking spoiled. They expect everything just handed to them like we're made out of money. Everything i have in this life i worked my ass off for. And i mean i fucking slaved for what i have. My sister wants a 400 dollar ipod. It's hers. She wants a 150 dollar penny (some fucked up plastic skateboard she got cos all her friends have one. she cant even ride it) she gets it. And these faggot boys who can't chase pussy by being a tough guy, so they some how made girls attracted to faggots, are only making it worse with this princess bullshit. I'm just glad it's their generation and not mine. As soon as i move out, i won't have to be enraged on a daily basis by my sisters growing stupidity.
User avatar #255 to #36 - corkscrew (03/21/2012) [-]
Assuming you are under the age of like 27 (which is a probability since you said "As soon as I move out") then you are still part of our generation you retard
User avatar #111 to #36 - anonymouslive (03/21/2012) [-]
Not trying to cause a further shitstorm, but what's wrong with treating a girl right? I'ma be honest, I'm not the biggest kid out there, not the toughest. But I've also never worn skinny jeans, or taken pictures like that. Albeit I still treat my girl like a princess, not because I have to, but I want to.

But yeah, also never gotten shit bought for me. I get 'essentials' (Some money for clothes, some food, birthday gifts and such) but that's about all I get. I usually pay for everything that isn't 'academic' so yeah.
I like your argument, though. Just makes it seem like you want all guys to be buff pompous dicks. No offense =P



User avatar #541 to #111 - ponieswererolled ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
As long as you act all lovey-dovey and give everything she wants the moment she asks for it, you're a cool person. Relationships are supposed to be like you're best friends in my book.
User avatar #551 to #541 - anonymouslive (03/21/2012) [-]
I dunno, more then that. Like, I wouldn't take my best friend out and pay for his dinner all the time =P
#262 to #111 - TwistedBamboozler (03/21/2012) [-]
&quot;never gotten shit bought for me&quot;   
&quot;pay for everything that isn't 'academic'&quot;   
   
Fuck you ass hat. Getting education is a privilege and if someone else pays for it you are lucky. Don't think for a second that you are independent because you pay for your own movie ticket. I'd kill to get anyone to help me with my education, and so would another 6 billion people.   
   
This shows that not only are we spoiled, but we are ignorant too. I'd argue that the latter is worse.
"never gotten shit bought for me"
"pay for everything that isn't 'academic'"

Fuck you ass hat. Getting education is a privilege and if someone else pays for it you are lucky. Don't think for a second that you are independent because you pay for your own movie ticket. I'd kill to get anyone to help me with my education, and so would another 6 billion people.

This shows that not only are we spoiled, but we are ignorant too. I'd argue that the latter is worse.
User avatar #422 to #262 - anonymouslive (03/21/2012) [-]
Dude, I meant High school. That's pretty much all I get. Not once did I say I was independent, Just that I'm not getting EVERY little thing I ask for bought for me. I'm insanely grateful for what I have, and I know a lot of people would want to have at least that stuff paid for. But, you have no reason to fucking call me an ass hat. Did I say I was independent? NO, I fucking didn't. So don't fucking tell me that I'm a spoiled shit just for saying I don't get everything bought for me. I also didn't disrespect you once in my first post, nor in this, so I ask for at least some respect instead of simply going off on me.
#119 to #111 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
You should treat girls right. But when kids do shit like this, girls don't appreciate it as much. They come to expect it or demand it. Chivalry is a privilege, not a right
User avatar #426 to #119 - anonymouslive (03/21/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I mean, My girl doesn't expect me to take her out, or do things for her, but I do anyways. A guy should be somewhat chivalrous if it's a girl that he cares about, but she shouldn't really demand it.
User avatar #95 to #36 - semo ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
Justin beiber was the first faggot
#40 to #36 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
You do not know how glad I am right now that I don't have a sister, I swear everyone like that needs a good freaking smack alongside their head! hell I buy all my stuff from money I earn!
Parent's need to be more strict with their kids, Cause now a days it's kinda bad when you can't even tell your son and daughter apart!
#53 to #40 - N. Korean citizen (03/21/2012) [-]
Saw all this text and couldn't stop myself from not reading it.
#307 to #53 - hoifoichoi (03/21/2012) [-]
Brock, I...
User avatar #118 to #53 - samuraicrack (03/21/2012) [-]
my gosh, Brock... is beautiful
#34 to #33 - kytopia (03/21/2012) [-]
you basically just described tumblr
#37 to #34 - potsmokingmonkey (03/21/2012) [-]
I use all of the energy in my body to hate tumblr.
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