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#411 - kusipaa (03/21/2012) [-]
Man, this is why I hate girls. Just reading their comments make me flip my **** .
User avatar #420 to #411 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
Good luck reproducing.
User avatar #425 to #420 - kusipaa (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm a female. I don't plan on having children.
User avatar #427 to #425 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
>Doesn't plan on having children
You are of no use to our species.
+2
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User avatar #437 to #427 - awesomedug (03/21/2012) [-]
obviously life isnt all about ******* and waiting 9 months for a watermellon to bust out of your vag if people went by the therie that we are all just ******* machines then life would tend to get a little daul
User avatar #441 to #437 - kusipaa (03/21/2012) [-]
This guy gets it.
User avatar #446 to #441 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
No he does not. I cannot believe how ignorant people can be.
User avatar #455 to #446 - awesomedug (03/21/2012) [-]
okay sweety i see were your getting at here but the point it people just dont give a **** would you want to live in the world were your doing nothing but , ******* , eating, and ******** then be my guest no one stops you from that lifestyle but just because someone doesnt want to have to feel the 9 months of hell of carrying a kid all for it to rip your body apart like smashing a bannaa on a watermellon and expecting it to slide through ... you see were im going with this .. just because she doesnt want to have kids doesnt mean shes worthless.. infact it means shes smart if anything
User avatar #459 to #455 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
I was going to read your slab of text, but your punctuation is just awful. You need to work on that.
I'm going to assume that it's another weightless counterargument, which it probably is.
Personal achievements and satisfaction do not mean anything.
User avatar #464 to #459 - awesomedug (03/21/2012) [-]
i was searching for a **** to give then i read your comment on my grammer and out of nowere i had lost it again
#469 to #464 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
I'm insulted.
Don't steer off the topic.
#473 to #469 - awesomedug (03/21/2012) [-]
oh i thought we were talking about grammer now im sorry would you like to explaine to me how we are all worthless pieces of monkey feces for not wanting to take care of a responsibility like that
User avatar #477 to #473 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
As a matter of fact I will. Your sentence contains a ton of spelling mistakes and punctuation errors, which makes it a pain to read.
I sincerely hope that you can write properly, because that's not the way to write a resume.
User avatar #481 to #477 - awesomedug (03/21/2012) [-]
why would i need one if im just a pure bread ******* machine
User avatar #484 to #481 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
That's not how it works, you idiot. You still need to be a functioning member of society to be able to properly contribute to the success of the human race.
God, I'm surrounded by idiots.
User avatar #487 to #484 - awesomedug (03/21/2012) [-]
OHHHHHHH jesus i do feel stupid Christ fag on our hands here.... yea now i know were this mental retardation is coming from
User avatar #490 to #487 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
I explain about human progress without swearing or attacking you, yet you call me a "Christfag" and "mentally retarded".
You must be a nice person.
This is what I'm listening to right now, it might calm you down.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaoV8mtH2TU
It's really nice.
User avatar #503 to #490 - swordmasterralis (03/21/2012) [-]
You called him an idiot...>A>...
User avatar #506 to #503 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
True, I'll give you that. However, they were impliedly insulting me far worse.
User avatar #449 to #446 - kusipaa (03/21/2012) [-]
I can't believe how serious people can be.
User avatar #452 to #449 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
It is entirely agains our instincts not to reproduce. How do you not get this?
We are not above our instincts, we are still animals, we do not have a choice on reproducing or not.
The natural population growth in developed countries is declining because of people like you. You disgust me.
User avatar #456 to #452 - kusipaa (03/21/2012) [-]
I get what you're saying.
Continue being disgusted with me. You'll be complaining when the world overpopulates.
User avatar #465 to #456 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
Every great empire meets its demise, as will the human race.
It's about being as high up in the scoreboard as you can while you're at the top, and riding that momentum until you fall.
The overpopulation of the world will probably result in a migration to another planet.
If you honestly think that the world is even close to overpopulation, you have a lot to learn.
Humans use less than 3% of the worlds surface.
User avatar #439 to #437 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
Life isn't about boredom or personal achievements, it's about the advancement of your kind. You are nothing, and only serve as a tiny part of a huge picture. Hell, even if you become president, ultimately it won't affect human progress even a little bit.
#443 to #439 - zeusx (03/21/2012) [-]
unless i nuke the **** out of everything
User avatar #444 to #443 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
Do it, I dare you.
User avatar #467 to #444 - swordmasterralis (03/21/2012) [-]
My dear ******* god...Im sorry...I truely am. I understand what your getting at. But your being a total dickhead. You could very easily disagree with her opinion and move along, if she doesnt want to, she isnt going to. The world will be just fine without 1-3 more people.
User avatar #472 to #467 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
See, that's the problem.
More and more people are assuming this mindset, and soon 1-3 people turns into 100-300 and so on.
There is no acceptable margin.
#495 to #472 - zeusx (03/21/2012) [-]
right because the human race's population is in such a goddamned deficit.
User avatar #497 to #495 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
No, it's not.
However, a surplus of working force only results in more producrivity.
#479 to #472 - swordmasterralis (03/21/2012) [-]
Im pretty sure we wont let ourselves die out, believe me, But right now, it makes no difference, humans are one of the smartest intelligences known. If we DO begin underpopulating, it can easily be brought back up through our own power.
User avatar #482 to #479 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
The natives of Easter Island cut down every last one of the palm trees on their island. Why? To build statues.
A perfect example of going too far whilst being consious of it.
The person that cut down the last tree must have known it was the last tree, and he still cut it down.
#592 to #482 - suikerpapa (03/22/2012) [-]
nice english listening test reference right there
User avatar #488 to #482 - swordmasterralis (03/21/2012) [-]
They were primitive people, And im quite certain most of the trees were used for other things as well, didnt they use the grass aswell? Even though they knew, what could they do about it? They're about 2000-2700 kms from the nearest source of trees, even if they COULD go get more, it wouldnt matter in the long run, due to the improbability of them getting to & from the island, and the quantity they could bring along with them.
User avatar #489 to #488 - swordmasterralis (03/21/2012) [-]
Plus not to mention the soil isnt exactly the most fertile soil in the world.
User avatar #494 to #489 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
Or they could stop using the wood for statues... Which is exactly my point.
Most of the wood was used for statue transport and carving, a small margin for other affaires. That small margin would even grow back, and had been growing back before they were building statues.
User avatar #501 to #494 - swordmasterralis (03/21/2012) [-]
See #488
Arent the statues made out of stone from the volcano anyway? And the transportation needed to LIFT said statues would be tremendous. Religion is highly valubable to alot of primative cultures from what i can see.
User avatar #504 to #501 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
Does it matter whether they are primitive or not?
They were still intelligent, and they weren't ********* who couldn't tell that the deforestation would destroy them.
User avatar #430 to #427 - kusipaa (03/21/2012) [-]
Okay. I don't have to have children if I don't want to.
User avatar #436 to #430 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
No. If everyone in the world thought like you, our species would cease to exist.
Besides, you not wanting to have children right now is one thing, but later on a completely different thing. Once you meet the right man, **** will happen.
User avatar #440 to #436 - kusipaa (03/21/2012) [-]
I still wouldn't want to have kids. The thought of having a human being inside me scares the hell out of me. I'm just one person, there are millions of people in the world that still want to have kids.
User avatar #442 to #440 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
Of course they are, but they are the sane ones. Cancer like you must be eradicated to accelerate human progress.
User avatar #445 to #442 - kusipaa (03/21/2012) [-]
Oh yes, I'M cancer. The world and humans are progressing at fast pace already.
User avatar #448 to #445 - randomserb (03/21/2012) [-]
Yes you are. And yes, your statement is correct.
However, more labour force means more production and faster advancement. You don't even need to educate your children for them to be extremely productive. Hell, someone has to do the lesser jobs too.
User avatar #480 to #448 - suikerpapa (03/21/2012) [-]
she probably shouldn't have children..

Her offspring would only slow down progression and advancement of the human race..
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