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Talking
Yes,, I wouid
like to cancel
my accaunt.
SO, the
reason I' m
cancelling
ls because
SD SINCE
I' M POOR I
HERD "
CANCELLED
HUN.
cancel my
account.
Hello. Can I
help you?
Okay.
That: won' t:
be a prob-
Umm. Djay.
As I waa
anying,
Bo ahead
Okay. So in
nadar to
cancel,, van
naat to -
like to cancel
my accaunt.
SO, the
reason I' m
cancelling
ls because
SD SINCE
I' M POOR I
HERD "
CANCELLED
HUN.
cancel my
account.
Hello. Can I
help you?
Okay.
That: won' t:
be a prob-
Umm. Djay.
As I waa
anying,
Bo ahead
Okay. So in
nadar to
cancel,, van
naat to -
...
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#1
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jizzexpert (03/19/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
whats this??? OC that made me lol?!?!?! someone call frontpage, a greenie for u my sir
#36
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utburd (03/20/2012) [-] >Mother used to work at a call center
>Came hom laughing her ass off
>Some farmer called upasking if the warranty on his phone had been voided
>He was out tending cattle and dropped it in "A huge stinkin' pile ah hoerse shite"
>He didnt want to reach into wet poo for his phone so he left it in there until the sun baked it rocked hard
>Went outside and cracked open the shit brick to retrieve phone
>Shit's broke yo
> "Does my warranty cover this?"
>Not sure if trolling.... but she put him on speaker for everyone to hear anyway
TL;DR warranties do not cover cracking your phone out of a 'poop shell'
>Came hom laughing her ass off
>Some farmer called upasking if the warranty on his phone had been voided
>He was out tending cattle and dropped it in "A huge stinkin' pile ah hoerse shite"
>He didnt want to reach into wet poo for his phone so he left it in there until the sun baked it rocked hard
>Went outside and cracked open the shit brick to retrieve phone
>Shit's broke yo
> "Does my warranty cover this?"
>Not sure if trolling.... but she put him on speaker for everyone to hear anyway
TL;DR warranties do not cover cracking your phone out of a 'poop shell'
#24
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higherer (03/20/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Dumb people don't deserving have a phone, or a computer, or power.
#10
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commandant (03/20/2012) [-] **commandant rolled a random image posted in comment #120 at the fuck you guise? **
What actually happens.
>Press 1 for English.
>Press 1 for help
>Press 1 for more specifics
>Wait 5 minutes
>Get redirected
>Wait 10 minutes
>Press 2 for details
>"We can't help you." (hangs up)
>Google- find 1 billion answers in .5 seconds. MFW
GG.
What actually happens.
>Press 1 for English.
>Press 1 for help
>Press 1 for more specifics
>Wait 5 minutes
>Get redirected
>Wait 10 minutes
>Press 2 for details
>"We can't help you." (hangs up)
>Google- find 1 billion answers in .5 seconds. MFW
GG.
#46
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doodnotheface (03/20/2012) [-] 9 times out of 10 it's a paki in a call centre that can't speak clear english, so I'd usually take the side of the caller.
<< Picture slightly related.
<< Picture slightly related.
#40
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N. Korean citizen (03/20/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Also, this is my general time with customer service:
Me: ~calls and waits on hold for 20 minutes after a long and involved/ very stubborn evil AI that won't let me get to the CS department.
Them: ~Finally pick up~ Hi, how can I help you? But, even though I asked a question, I won't give a pause for the answer and will continue to go into my script and talk louder than you so you cannot interrupt because this is very important and isn't totally unnecessary because you're not new to CS calls!
Me: I want to cancel my account.
Them: Why? We have this deal, that deal, this deal, that deal, we can also do this. It may SEEM more expensive, but it's not.
Me: No, Can you cancel it?
Them: But sir, we have this and this.
Me: I don't have the money for all of that, can you just cancel it?
Them: Well, sir it's not that expensive.
Me: Look, I am having a slump in my writing career and I'm a bit poor at the moment, could you just cancel it?
Them: ~complaining about not wanting a life story in their head~ I'm gonna have to transfer you.
Me: Please don't...
Them: Twenty minutes later~ Hi sir, how can I help you? ~scripted dialogue for a few minutes~
Me: I talked to this other woman, I'd like to cancel my account.
Them: We have this deal, that deal, this this that.
Me: I can't afford it, just stop and let me cancel!
Them: But sir, it's not so bad.
Me: ~gun mouth~ I just- Them: -sir, I'm gonna have to transfer you.
~Rinse and repeat two more times~
Me: ~calls and waits on hold for 20 minutes after a long and involved/ very stubborn evil AI that won't let me get to the CS department.
Them: ~Finally pick up~ Hi, how can I help you? But, even though I asked a question, I won't give a pause for the answer and will continue to go into my script and talk louder than you so you cannot interrupt because this is very important and isn't totally unnecessary because you're not new to CS calls!
Me: I want to cancel my account.
Them: Why? We have this deal, that deal, this deal, that deal, we can also do this. It may SEEM more expensive, but it's not.
Me: No, Can you cancel it?
Them: But sir, we have this and this.
Me: I don't have the money for all of that, can you just cancel it?
Them: Well, sir it's not that expensive.
Me: Look, I am having a slump in my writing career and I'm a bit poor at the moment, could you just cancel it?
Them: ~complaining about not wanting a life story in their head~ I'm gonna have to transfer you.
Me: Please don't...
Them: Twenty minutes later~ Hi sir, how can I help you? ~scripted dialogue for a few minutes~
Me: I talked to this other woman, I'd like to cancel my account.
Them: We have this deal, that deal, this this that.
Me: I can't afford it, just stop and let me cancel!
Them: But sir, it's not so bad.
Me: ~gun mouth~ I just- Them: -sir, I'm gonna have to transfer you.
~Rinse and repeat two more times~
#8
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satyrn (03/20/2012) [-] I respect you for doing a job that would drive me to multiple counts of homicide.
Seriously, how you manage to deal with some of the idiots I've seen/heard of is unbelievable.
Pic related, of course
Seriously, how you manage to deal with some of the idiots I've seen/heard of is unbelievable.
Pic related, of course
#22
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auesis (03/20/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I phoned up Talktalk to cancel our connection (was planning to switch to BT), and instead of just going through with it, after we explained that the connection was usually slow (not a fault at our end, we checked everything) and that we wanted to try elsewhere, they opened up the taps on our connection, gave us unlimited downloads and reduced the price by a quarter. Not bad.
