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america, FUCK YEAH!

we love you america!

If Commen Sense Was Used in Government
and the US.
Citizen: I teon' t believe in .
Then don' t get (me.
I teon' t believe in birth control.
You {isn' t have to we it.
Cntl: en: I think gay marriage la a an
Gt: ' : Don' t marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my Ijwe to learn about .
Take them to church.
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#126 - hoshikami (03/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Citizen: I don't want to pay taxes
Government: Don't pay them
#299 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Citizen: I don't like rape.
Government: Don't get raped.
Citizen: Seems legit.
User avatar #323 - flatulance (03/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
citizen: i dont like anal sex
government; then pay your tax's
User avatar #110 - yoper (03/20/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Citizen: I'm against child pornography

Goverment: Don't watch it then.
#239 - brianboitano (03/20/2012) [+] (12 replies)
My only problem with abortion is lazy people. If you're raped, or diseased or there's some legitimate reason why you need an abortion then fine, but if you take the responsibility of having sex, with or without a condom, and it doesn't work out you shouldn't just be able to get rid of the baby. That disgusts me.
#562 - SPEK (03/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How it really is:   
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.   
Government: Then don't get one.   
Citizen: I don't want anyone else to get one either.   
Government: Well, fuck.
How it really is:
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't want anyone else to get one either.
Government: Well, fuck.

User avatar #283 - steavo (03/20/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Against illegal immigrants?
Don't be one then.
#186 - cmcghie (03/20/2012) [+] (18 replies)
#409 - trickytrickster (03/20/2012) [+] (22 replies)
Citizen: I want to get an abortion
Government: Then pay for it yourself.
Citizen: I want to get contraceptives.
Government: Then pay for it yourself.
Citizen: I want gay marriage to be legal.
Government: Ok, just don't force religions to preform it.
Citizen: I want to remove religions influence.
Government: Ok, just foot the bill for the Christian schools and Hospitals who take strain off the public ones.
#501 - deathkilledme (03/20/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#53 - ruinsage (03/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
yeah, not gonna happen. Ever...
#214 - thatcanadian **User deleted account** (03/20/2012) [-]
Getting rid of something because it is against your beliefs is like getting rid of Mcdonalds because you are on a diet.
User avatar #242 - dividerofmacaroni (03/20/2012) [-]
Against homocide?
Then don't murder people
#77 - vinlandknight (03/19/2012) [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #439 - xshadeeisafag (03/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Citizen: I'm against rape.
Government: Don't rape someone.


Your logic is fucking retarded, GTFO Middle School dumbass.
User avatar #436 - cshp (03/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I don't want to stop raping this baby.
#422 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2012) [-]
Citizen: I don't like my neighbors
Government: Then murder them and harvest their organs for drug money
Citizen: I don't like paying taxes
Government: Then don't pay them
Citizen: I want the entire country to worship me
Government: Then use hypnotoad
Citizen: I want to be a faggot
Government: Then act like OP

Seems legit

See? We can all make bogus "common sense" statements :D
#139 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
The Eurofags are so annoying these days. Arrogant, ignorant and having to project some sense of superiority over everyone who is different. 10+ posts and counting about how America sucks on the front page this last week. Yeah, we have our problems, but so does everyone. You hypocritical fucks tried to cleanse the world of Jews and got 100,000,000 people killed with your bullshit. The Pope, who preaches most of that crap, is from EUROPE. The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Gay Rights in 2003, and the whole country moving forward with every issue described by this post.

Maybe if you Eurofags would stop being so butthurt that your entire continent hasn't done shit for the last 100 years and has lost almost all of it's former grasp a world power people could get along.
#485 - N. Korean citizen (03/20/2012) [-]
Seems like common sense is already being used.

1) Abortion is legal in the US and organizations that provide it (like Planned Parenthood) make over a billion dollars annually in both public and private donations
2) Birth Control is also legal, and is now subsidized by the government.
3) There's still progress to be made on same-sex marriage, but more and more states are making it legal (recently Washington and Maryland).
4) Creationism is not taught in public schools in the US. In fact, you can barely discuss religious things in public schools, and even Catholic schools often don't teach Creationism. I would know--I went to one.

So just because theres a loud minority of people who bitch about things all the time does not mean they represent America as a whole. Just wanted everyone to know that, so we can take some time and focus on the positives.
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