work as a mail man
- on last few mailboxes
- walk up to mailbox
- strange guy standing behind mailbox
- strange guy asks "hows it going?"
- I reply "Not Bad"
- I open the mailbox
- I see a penis with a bow on it.
- tell the man to get out of the mailbox
- I start to walk away
- man yells "why wont you send my package?"
- I reply "we don't handle packages that small."
- walk away like a boss.