I said it, what uganda do about it

All in favour of Liam Neeson taken Chuck's spot, please raise your thumbs.

Anyone who disagrees, please watch Taken.

Isn't really a hardass. Maybe not since he's 72, now.

It is occasionally cited that Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master........On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame.





"jokes about me are completely untrue"

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.


Really? He hasn't been to Mars? [bigYOU MUST BE FUCKING SHERLOCK HOLMES TO FIGURE THAT OUT, OP, THANKS FOR LETTING EVERYONE KNOW[big]

"These jokes about me are completely untrue"

but on a serious note, i agree OP.

but i thought chuck norris really DID create the universe

okay, seriously? chuck norris is a joke. if he really has these super powers, he needs to pop up right behind me a smash my face into the keydsfoha;;ibgwsohawljads;

I bet you're the sort of person who feels the need to explain to people why a joke is funny when everyone gets it anyway

>the jokes are untrue

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Hi, I'm the majority of the people here, and I'm offended by a different opinion.

Chuck has never even compared to Clint in my eyes

I do believe you are wrong sir.
Chuck Norris knows who he is. You, on the other hand, do not know yourself.
You put on a mask every day of your life, a mask designed to make your self look cool to others. But what you don't realize is pretty soon you will forget what the mask covers up.
And you will be just another person who calls himself/herself normal.
Be who you want yourself to be.
I am.
You can too.

Trying to ruin fun I see.

"In 1968 Chuck Norris won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years. In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183–10–2."
That sounds pretty badass to me. They are just jokes....

"These jokes about me are completely untrue."

Yes, cause people really thought the world would end when he dies, or that he can swim on land. Idiot.

chuck norris is a badass because of what he has overcome...he went from a dirt-poor oklahoma boy who had to learn karate so he could teach it and make money to help his momma....not only that but he gives a lot of his time to the USO. it shouldnt matter about anything else...he is a good person and stands up for what he believes in.

what's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? People don't tell jokes about Bruce Lee.