He finally died

Nah, too much emotion on those lips.

*Ahem* is is more like it, also this hurts my childhood a lot.

Who would have bravery to be that close to a gay vampires penis to collect that?

bella apparently

Edward can't cum. He's a vampire, thus meaning he doesn't have blood. And thus meaning he can't have an erection. So fuck Stephenie Meyer.

in all fairness it's fiction, you can pretty much do anything you want.

Correct. However, it's called Logic. Stephen King called her work mediocre. Anne Rice did the same. Stephenie fucked up vampire history to the point of recognition.

lots of things don't follow logic when it comes to movies and books. Just because some famous authors said her work wasn't that great, doesn't mean I'm going to follow them and say the same. The only reason I admire stephenie at this point is because she came up with a story, wrote it up, it turned into a movie, and even though lots of people hate it she doesn't seem bothered by it (unless she freaked out at haters or something and I haven't seen it). Basically what I'm saying is that everyone is allowed to be creative, she never asked for her book to get this big, the fans did that for her (unless she DID intend to have this happen, I really don't read up on her so I have no idea). I find a lot of people are just jumping on the bandwagon "oh twilight sucks it's stupid" "yeah definitely" even though they've never read or seen the movie, whatever. I used to love the series when I was in grade 8, it's just a fantasy novel generally aimed at preteens. And I won't lie, I do have the books, they're sitting on my shelf right now. I don't mind it if someone says they saw it or read a few lines and didn't like it at all, that's fine, but if someone just says they hate it and it's gay blindly it's just kind of pathetic. Anyway, sorry for the giant paragraph :P

TL;DR it's fiction, everyone is entitled to their own creative thoughts.

I actually read your paragraph and I see where you are going. I've read the books and I am honestly sick of the twilight jokes. But, the whole point of fiction is being creative. Fiction isn't real, OBVIOUSLY. J.K. Rowling made up bagillions of words, phrases, and places to complete her novels. However, Stephanie Meyer forgot about creativity. You do not just add vampires to a fictional novel, and then completely add wishy-woshy. As an author, you are still suppose to make sense of what you are writing. Vampires can not make/have babies. Regardless of how SHE wants to explain it, it just doesn't work.

I see your point. I still think you can create different types of vampires (ones that I guess can magically have babies) but I do agree, there should be a minimum of logic in every fictional book

a vampire need not necissarily suck all your blood when feeding on you. when whoever turned ed into a vampire fed on him, he could have left a good portion of his blood in his body. if you mean that he doesnt have a beating heart, it has been discussed before. vampires are known to have telekenetic powers and undead of many types can mutate during transformation. 2 explanations for the ability of a vampire to maintain an erection are a mutation that causes muscles to form in the penis or using telekenesis to harden it. a vampires limitless strength and stamina both mentally (in the case of telekenesis) and physically (for using the muscles) could enable them to maintain an erection for at least as long as it takes to complete coitus.

But they need blood to live, just like how we need water to live. I suppose they could get an erection, but no way in hell, could they produce sperm. The scrotum is kept at a reasonable temperature for the sperm to live. However, since vampires are "technically" dead, the body is cold. Thus, the scrotum being cold and the sperm-cells dying.

yes, they need blood to live, but the human body contains way more blood than a vampire stomach, assuming they are the size of a human stomach, could hold. the human body contsins about 10 gallons of blood while a human-sized stomach can hold 1 or 2 liters. perhaps a vampire stomach can distend and reach 2 to 3 times its normal size when they feed, but a stomach big enough to hold 10 gallons would stretch the skin too far. a vamp that could suck a human dry would look very freaky, with either a huge stomach that remains distended and takes both hands to lug around or an absurd amount of loose skin tha requires a special girdle. and if you look like that you will never need to get an erection anyway. also, edward himself having no body heat, he must obviously have special powers to keep himself from freezing to death in the snow. perhaps his sperm have similar powers. maybe twilight and many other vampire fiction is inaccurate and vampires cannot procreate because they have no sperm. but you need not be fertile to produce semen. men who have had vasectomies produce semen that is incapable of impregnating a woman because there are no sperm in it, just the fluid.

So, to summarize your paragraph, Stephenie Meyer fucked up. Cheers, my fellow friend.

and cheers to you

No. Just... no.
You have never even heard of the myths that started the whole "vampire" thing obviously.

dude,why would he use his powers if he could blow his head of with huge ass guns,or even turn into that dog form of him?

More satisfying? I don't know....

i'd rather see that edward cullen bitch be eaten by that dog.
that'll satisfy me.

Sliding your hand trough his chest and squeezing his heart until it pops all the while staring him in his eyes.....Yep, that'll do me

like this

You make Holo sad

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