Vivid Dream.. Now whenever i try this, i'm under the covers so i don't see things. Also, if you haven't seen the thing at the bottom... you don't want to. But r
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Vivid Dream.

Now whenever i try this, i'm under the covers so i don't see things.
Also, if you haven't seen the thing at the bottom...
you don't want to.
But remember that if you see a woman stumbling around on the street
do not talk to her.
Chances are if your'e reading this on morbid you know what it is, inevitably.
regrettably.

I saw this post yesterday...
Lucid Dreaming
STAY
PERFECTLY STILL. You must any awake. Yunnan " to
wanting to bunk
IMPULSE?»
retast' ts, ( dnim
Etty
dreamt.
Let me tell you a couple of things.
This isn' t a way to achieve lucid dreaming.
All you will achieve is sleep paralysis.
This happens to alot of people without even
trying. Believe me when I tell you it' s the
scariest thing I' felt in my life. You are in
a paralysis state, and you hallucinate,
seeing human figures in your room or
hearing voices or both. It' s usualy diferent
for everyone. Others see an old lady in their
room, a tall guy, an ugly ghostblade woman
or what ever. Worst thing about it is that
you can' t do anything , since you
are paralyzed. So instead of controling your
dream you end up having a vivid nightmare
from wich you can' t wake up easily.
So unless you WANT to have a terrifying
experience, don' t try it and actually wish
that it doesn' t happen to you accidentaly.
I know this isn' t a funny post but I thought
people should know. :
AS LONG AS SHE
DOESN' T COME
AFTER ME...
I' LL BE FINE.
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
...
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#15 - field (03/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#84 - vahid (03/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Gather round kids...

One long Night of funnyjunk was gone when I saw the post about lucid dreaming. Being tired I immediately tried it. I was lying there when he came... A bald, hairless man walked up to me. He just stared at me. He had no eyes and the only thing I could see was the horrible pain inside him. He got closer and closer. I tried my best to move, to get away but everything was in vain. He almost touched my ear and I felt a cold and chilly breeze. Goosebumps ran down on my back. I heard his jaw crack when he opened his mouth. His teeth were sharp and rotten. He finally began to talk in a sad but malicious manner. I wasn't able to understand anything. He began to cough loudly and glazed in my eyes again. His pointy fingernails cut my throat. Images of my life ran through my head. This is the end, isn't it? His fingers rammed deep in my neck and all I could do is lie there, unable to scream nor shiver. The light began to fade. Before I could even pass out he told me that he needs about tree fiddy. Well it was about this time I noticed that this man was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! Damn Loch Ness monster tricked me again!
User avatar #9 - nickldd (03/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
My experience with sleep paralysis was horrible. I woke up and could not move at all. My closet is at the end of my bed on the opposite wall. Its a really tall closet and has a lot of space up top. I started hallucinating that tentacles were billowing out of it with two piercing yellow eyes glaring at me. The tentacles started going all around the room lashing at me. While this was happening i was having weird voices whispering in my ear. They weren't particularly saying anything but they were cold whispers filled with malice Then my legs kicked and everything stopped. I came out of it and was terrified and stayed up for the rest of the night. Lucid dreaming is indeed fun with all the possibilities at you fingertips. My first instinct is to fly really high in the air above the clouds and look down over the scenery. A fun thing to do is to materialize something in you hands like a sword or gun. I lucid dream on average probably once a month i feel pretty lucky. Sorry for the long post lol, i felt like i should share. Thanks for reading.
#505 - gafagear ONLINE (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**gafagear rolls 00**
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#5 - LaVidaGaga (03/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)
The easiest way to start having lucid dreams, is to do something repetitively every day when you are awake, like look at your watch, look away, and look at it aagin. Do this several times a day, everyday, and it will become a habit, and you will start doing it in your dreams. The way this works is when you are awake, you look at your watch and it says 3:00, you look away, look back it's the same... in a dream you look it says 3:00, look away, look back it will change because dream fluctuate rapdily. So once you notice the change, it will tell you that you are dreaming, and when you realize it, you literally can do anything.... lucid dreaming is literally the coolest thing ever, and once you've done it once, you will want to again.
User avatar #11 - homage (03/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I feel like i just dropped into some cult **** .
#427 - joeblack (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
someone post this on 9gag and tell them its the best experience you ever had so we could kill some faggots
#12 - harmonicanarchy (03/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i actually saw a woman limping and stumbling along otside my house.. so i quickly thought "i read that story, ik where this is going" so i turned around and walked the other way... ignorance truely is bliss..
i actually saw a woman limping and stumbling along otside my house.. so i quickly thought "i read that story, ik where this is going" so i turned around and walked the other way... ignorance truely is bliss..
#370 - jagarico (03/19/2012) [-]
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This happened to me a while ago. I suddenly awoke in the middle of the night, but instead of fully waking up I was in sleep paralysis. At the food of my bed stood a slender but good looking woman in a red velvet dress with amazing cleavage. I just lied there for a while wondering whether I should be horny or scared, when I hear the front door open and my roommate came home. The moment the doorknob started turning, the woman floated up in the air and vanished.

tl;dr: I got cockblocked from a hallucination by my roomate.
#86 - dingojohn (03/19/2012) [-]
I once tried sleep paralysis.. Scariest 						****					 that ever happened to me.   
   
I was sleeping next to my (ex)girlfriend in the middle of the night, when suddenly I woke up. I couldn't move at all, I just lay there, staring into the ceiling. I was paranoid as 						****					, a feeling I have never had since, or before that night. I knew she was next to me, but I also "knew" that I could never wake her up, and all of a sudden I started seeing these vivid, dark figures in my peripheral vision. I couldn' speak or anything.   
   
After what felt like a 						*******					 hour, I was finally able to move again, and i woke up the bitch next to me and cryed like a little child for half an hour.   
   
<-- MFW thinking about this happening while sleeping alone
I once tried sleep paralysis.. Scariest **** that ever happened to me.

I was sleeping next to my (ex)girlfriend in the middle of the night, when suddenly I woke up. I couldn't move at all, I just lay there, staring into the ceiling. I was paranoid as **** , a feeling I have never had since, or before that night. I knew she was next to me, but I also "knew" that I could never wake her up, and all of a sudden I started seeing these vivid, dark figures in my peripheral vision. I couldn' speak or anything.

After what felt like a ******* hour, I was finally able to move again, and i woke up the bitch next to me and cryed like a little child for half an hour.

<-- MFW thinking about this happening while sleeping alone
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User avatar #135 - memanfirst (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
or what about a football playing king in space
User avatar #577 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I tried sleep paralysis once, only rather than looking to be scared ******** , I decided to have fun with it.

I took off my pants, popped a viagra pill and lay there naked. After I finished the process, a disfigured old lady appeared and walked over to my bed (my grandma was in a fire when I was little and I still have nightmares about seeing her horribly burnt appearance at the hospital).

Upon seeing my massive throbbing erection, the burnt old lady recoiled in shock and slowly backed out of the room.

I then woke up because the dog was licking my exposed balls. True story.
#438 - fusrohdahh (03/19/2012) [-]
>Be about 10 going to sleep
>Lay there for what feels like hours.
>"Wake up" to not being able to move any part of your body
>See someone with blue eyes, spiked hair and glasses looking down at you
>Try to scream and get up
>Manage a sqeak
>Wake up for real
>Stay up for 2 nights after.


NOPE.
#136 - geooooolah (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sleep paralasis used to happen to me quite a lot, three times in one week a few months ago. It's absolutely terrifying.
#480 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Extra warning for anyone reading, never EVER go too long without sleep.   
   
One summer I thought it would be cool to go without sleep for four nights and stay up playing video games. The first few nights were okay but I started to get this tingly static feeling, and if I closed my eyes I could see floating colored shapes.   
   
Then the next day I was watching tv and drifted off for a minute, something jolted me up before I could fall completely asleep. The spoon I had been using to eat my yogurt was floating around in front of me, even though I clearly felt it in my hand.   
   
I walked into the hallway and realized that spiders were crawling all over the walls, flipping 						****					 I ran to my room, where I realized that spiders were crawling all over the carpet and bed. This weird beeping went off and I heard children screaming outside.   
   
This went on, me trying to get away from the spiders (I was home along at the time), until suddenly everything around me got dark like it was night time. Whimpering I tried to get back to the tv room. The walls started bleeding and I heard murmuring voices and felt this unbearable sense of doom.   
   
Suddenly this giant ass 						*************					 tarantula, as big as a 						*******					 elephant, crawls out of the room. There's venom dripping from it's fangs and it's covered in blood. It starts chasing me around the house.   
   
My parents found me rocking back and forth in the hallway covered in bruises when they came home. They shook me out of it, apparently I'd been hallucinating for hours.   
   
We contacted a professional and apparently I had triggered a very rare state of mind where I was dreaming but in real life (and I could move around and perceive things) I forget what it was called, phycoderpderpsomething.    
   
Anyway, people wonder why I'm so good about my sleeping schedule now.
Extra warning for anyone reading, never EVER go too long without sleep.

One summer I thought it would be cool to go without sleep for four nights and stay up playing video games. The first few nights were okay but I started to get this tingly static feeling, and if I closed my eyes I could see floating colored shapes.

Then the next day I was watching tv and drifted off for a minute, something jolted me up before I could fall completely asleep. The spoon I had been using to eat my yogurt was floating around in front of me, even though I clearly felt it in my hand.

I walked into the hallway and realized that spiders were crawling all over the walls, flipping **** I ran to my room, where I realized that spiders were crawling all over the carpet and bed. This weird beeping went off and I heard children screaming outside.

This went on, me trying to get away from the spiders (I was home along at the time), until suddenly everything around me got dark like it was night time. Whimpering I tried to get back to the tv room. The walls started bleeding and I heard murmuring voices and felt this unbearable sense of doom.

Suddenly this giant ass ************* tarantula, as big as a ******* elephant, crawls out of the room. There's venom dripping from it's fangs and it's covered in blood. It starts chasing me around the house.

My parents found me rocking back and forth in the hallway covered in bruises when they came home. They shook me out of it, apparently I'd been hallucinating for hours.

We contacted a professional and apparently I had triggered a very rare state of mind where I was dreaming but in real life (and I could move around and perceive things) I forget what it was called, phycoderpderpsomething.

Anyway, people wonder why I'm so good about my sleeping schedule now.
#140 - dankey (03/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
this has happened to me before i opend my eyes felt like my body was vibrating from being numb it felt really cool at first then i realized i couldn't move at all so i started to freak and hear voices i started to "scream" for my mother but nothing came out other than a sound that rezimbled a dog with its vocal cords cut out then i looked to my left and their was my childhood stuffed meowth and it turned its head to me said "goodbye" i turned my head straight to see a neon light on my wall saying "dead" i realized it was a dream and woke up
#812 - nawarnmuffin (03/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
This happened to me. I was laying down for around 40 minutes and then my grandmother appeared in my room. This scares me right away because she passed away three years ago. She slowly crawls towards me. She opens her mouth and shows her sharp dagger like teeth, I panic not being able to move. She whispers something unintelligible in my ear. She whispers four words which I don't understand the meaning to : eye, laws, doug, aim.
User avatar #104 - copycopy ONLINE (03/19/2012) [-]
..done it before...it sucked..also i hate that korean comic
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