What is the meaning of this?!. Some OC I just made. The numbers are legit, spent an hour or two with research. Enjoy and thumb accordingly..... Greeting limited organic husks, My name is Universe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mortal, dark matter deficient , no-lifes who spend every
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What is the meaning of this?!

Some OC I just made. The numbers are legit, spent an hour or two with research. Enjoy and thumb accordingly...

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Submitted: 03/18/2012
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#1 - hotdelisoup (03/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Greeting limited organic husks,

My name is Universe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mortal, dark matter deficient , no-lifes who spend every second of their day not simultaneously expanding and contracting. You are everything bad in this dimension. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten your atoms destabilized in a black hole? I mean, I guess it’s fun debating your existence because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having an orbiting period of 33.4 Earth years.

Don’t be a creationalist . Just hit me with your best theory. I’m pretty much fathomless. I was creator of the Milky Way, and developer of Haley's Comet. What trillion ton masses have you spurred in under 3 billion years, other than being “fat, bloated, diabetic meat sacks that you are”? I also lack oxygen, and have been big banging hot gases since infinity (Just formed a planet with less of a density than water; **** was SO cash). You are all finite underlings who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me simultaneously expanding and contracting at a rate unknown to the human eye.
#2 - nexu (03/18/2012) [-]
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#127 - oscartg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (28 replies)
#29 - toxickooties (03/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
"So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel."


Hahaha.


But srsly, I <3 Evolution.
#50 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
NOPE, GOD DID IT
User avatar #51 to #50 - SwiftNinja (03/19/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious.
Try harder next time.
#110 - vizz (03/19/2012) [+] (10 replies)
If god isn't real then who wrote the bible?
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Atheists: 0
#35 - ihazaccount (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you didn't already, re-read it in his voice.
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#81 - fartfuldodger (03/19/2012) [-]
I came to laugh, not to learn....
#58 - yoper (03/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If god is not real and the earth was created by evolution then how come Australians don't fall off?   
   
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Atheists: 0
If god is not real and the earth was created by evolution then how come Australians don't fall off?

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
#221 - nananana (03/19/2012) [-]
**nananana rolled a random image posted in comment #186 at Your Childhood **
What a coincidence I was just hearing the scientist (Coldplay)
#191 - bigmanfifty (03/19/2012) [-]
yeeeeah
#24 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
science proves that energy cannot be created nor destroyed so how was big bag make energy?
#28 to #24 - pheonixdabaus (03/19/2012) [-]
The Big bang didn't make energy. The big bang was caused by the compression of the previous universe as it collapsed in on itself. The previous universe expanded so far it because unstable and collapsed. Eventually, it compressed and became pure energy. After this, it became so dense that It exploded. The immense heat created the original elements. Just got Cock-blocked...
#241 - yofutofu ONLINE (03/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Brace yourself , the butt hurt religious people are coming.
Brace yourself , the butt hurt religious people are coming.
User avatar #84 - slippythetoad (03/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If we have evolved 65 million years ago...this whole planet would be filled by humans like literally every spot
#54 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Think about it
#65 to #54 - bananaananas (03/19/2012) [-]

you know who did it....


<-----this guy
#103 - bloots (03/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,   
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...   
The Earth began to cool,   
The autotrophs began to drool,   
Neanderthals developed tools,   
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),   
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,   
That all started with the big bang!
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
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#23 - clairvoyance **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #26 to #25 - latinotornado (03/19/2012) [-]
instead of calling him a ******** answer his question
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