What is the meaning of this?!. Some OC I just made. The numbers are legit, spent an hour or two with research. Enjoy and thumb accordingly..... Greeting limited organic husks, My name is Universe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mortal, dark matter deficient , no-lifes who spend every universe Life stars Stoner
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - hotdelisoup
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Greeting limited organic husks,

My name is Universe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mortal, dark matter deficient , no-lifes who spend every second of their day not simultaneously expanding and contracting. You are everything bad in this dimension. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten your atoms destabilized in a black hole? I mean, I guess it’s fun debating your existence because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having an orbiting period of 33.4 Earth years.

Don’t be a creationalist . Just hit me with your best theory. I’m pretty much fathomless. I was creator of the Milky Way, and developer of Haley's Comet. What trillion ton masses have you spurred in under 3 billion years, other than being “fat, bloated, diabetic meat sacks that you are”? I also lack oxygen, and have been big banging hot gases since infinity (Just formed a planet with less of a density than water; **** was SO cash). You are all finite underlings who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me simultaneously expanding and contracting at a rate unknown to the human eye.
#100 to #1 - anon id: ba26e29b
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What the fu­ck d­id you just fu­cking say about me, you little bit­ch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu­ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu­cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh­it to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh­it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu­cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd­amn idiot. I will s­hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu­cking dead, kiddo.
#137 to #100 - anon id: 3bec8778
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"gorilla warfare"?
User avatar #229 to #137 - moustacha
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Oh man! Theyre going Ape****!
User avatar #44 to #1 - KillinTime
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this needs more thumbs

why is this not frontpage?
#4 to #1 - newprinny
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at least I'm not a ******
#2 - nexu
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User avatar #130 to #127 - emptyhead [OP]
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The universe is HUGE. It must have happened somewhere, sooner or later. The same goes for life on the Earth. I like to imagine creation of life as putting car parts in huge bag. The probability of creating life from basic organic compounds is the same as shaking that bag and constructing a car. On the other hand, the universe had A LOT of time to do that, so statisticaly it was bound to happen.
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User avatar #135 to #133 - emptyhead [OP]
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Its an illustration. I rest my case.
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User avatar #141 to #138 - emptyhead [OP]
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300 million years really is unimaginable ammount of time. If those basic chemicals rearanged by chance again and again, there would be bilions of bilions iterations. If the result would be a more complex compound molecule once in a billion outcomes, it would still be a LOT.
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User avatar #255 to #145 - chiefdatukhan
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I agree
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#182 to #155 - mcronq
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Look, that's just not how science works, they like to use the most advanced and sound theories available. When someone asks you how something works, you give the answer which is accepted as the most likely possible and doesn't require anything other than observable phenomena.

When a better theory comes along or experimentation disproves current theory, then a better theory will replace it. "I don't know" does not facilitate an advancement of human knowledge. We need these abstract and untested but logically sound theories so that they can be tested.
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#219 to #196 - mcronq
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Fine, you win, god exists. /end sarcasm
Is that what you are trying to get out of this?

You quote and belittle but that's all you bring to this discussion (not an argument because we both fail to agree on any basic fundamentals). "Evolution kicks in" substitute that bit for abiogenesis and go look it up. Stop mistaking my brevity for ignorance. There is a lot to back up what I say, as I'm sure you feel equally secure in your beliefs through the information you have.

You're locked into your own opinions, if you present a better argument than abiogenesis then i will accept it. Can you say the same about your beliefs?

Now please stop approaching this from an attack position, neither of us are going to concede a single point because we haven't engaged in a real argument, so don't make the mistake of thinking I am fighting you. Your position could be just as true, but it's apparent you've made up your mind to believe in a world where there is something to life we don't understand, (Correct me if i am wrong, i think that's what you're going for) where as I am stuck in my belief that life is explainable with natural phenomena.

So all in all, we are two biased guys fighting an impossible to win argument on the internet, like a couple of pretty cool guys....

Anyway, i don't think less of you for your beliefs nor do I think you are simple or ignorant for having them. I just wanted to let you know that. Now if you feel I'm ignorant in my beliefs then let me know okay?
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User avatar #264 to #182 - chiefdatukhan
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Science is not insufficient to come to conclusions about this matter, probability alone reasons a creator over blind chance and the idea of alternate timelines is a hypothesis with no verifying evidence, a mere assumption, a faith the cause of which is more emotional than reasonable.
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User avatar #300 to #297 - chiefdatukhan
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I feel emotion about GOD but that does not detriment the logicality.
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#258 to #215 - mcronq
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Thanks, I was a bit too shortsighted on that post. I guess what i was trying to communicate is that in my opinion, it's better to try to explain how something works using the most scientifically accepted theory then to just tell someone you "don't know."

What I meant by facilitating science is that if you say "We don't know" you imply that any answer has to come from scratch. It's not like that though, even a bad theory is better than no theory as long as the bad theory is scientifically sound and can be disproved. If it can be disproved then you can move forward to better theories.

I agree we don't know. There are pretty good hypothesis though, and I'd rather use those as an explanation if someone wants to know how something than to give them "IDK". Although I guess from now on I'll be sure i don't come of as if I'm spouting fact. I see that I was doing that now. Maybe i'll try adding *unproven but currently most acceptable answer* disclaimers.
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#261 to #258 - mcronq
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last paragraph, second sentence -how something *works* than -
#149 to #145 - mcronq
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Your right, it wouldn't form what you consider a living thing, but the life essential compounds like amino acids have been shown to form in ideal primordial earth conditions through chance.

For the amino acids to form life the theory is that there are also ideal conditions necessary and then chance. Once one tiny little bit of organic matter has begun to self-replicate though, then evolution kicks in and complex life arrases.

So you are right, chance is not enough, but ideal conditions and chance are and earth is was and is ideal.


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#176 to #158 - mcronq
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were using science.

"irreducible complexity" isn't a thing. There is no experimentation that shows there are elements of life which don't form naturally. It's a logical wrench designed to throw people off what a real theory is.

Your theory has no scientific experimentation to back it up, and lacks the ability to be refuted by scientific experimentation. Therefore not a scientifically sound theory.
#29 - toxickooties
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"So there you go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel."


Hahaha.


But srsly, I <3 Evolution.
#50 - anon id: bcc73f18
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NOPE, GOD DID IT
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3/10
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User avatar #51 to #50 - SwiftNinja
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Obvious troll is obvious.
Try harder next time.
#110 - vizz
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If god isn't real then who wrote the bible?
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
User avatar #148 to #110 - derangedberger
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possibly mentally insane individuals who lived 2000 years before it was possible to tell if they are.
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#117 to #111 - vizz
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How dare you make fun of my religion. I'll ******* kill you asshole.
I'll pray to jesus to **** your **** up.

Yeah bet your real scared now.


#126 to #117 - cinematicbrix
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Nah, he got me, we're 2 against 1, faggot.

Christians: 1
Atheists: 1
Agnostics: 1

Haha.
Nowait, taht cant' be riaght?
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#164 to #150 - bramy
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because the apes that didn't evolve where idiotic retards just like religious people who fight for the belief

christians:2
atheist:1
agonstics:1
angry pissed guy:1

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User avatar #174 to #172 - bramy
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BECAUSE OF ALLAH

Christians: 3
Atheists: 1
Agnostics still don't count
Angry pissed guy: 1
muslims:9/1/1
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#35 - ihazaccount
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If you didn't already, re-read it in his voice.
#67 to #35 - anon id: 0d2ccb3b
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Pisst He's just a Repost of this guy
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#81 - fartfuldodger
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I came to laugh, not to learn....