Bible. . Pink = Hurder Yellow = Slavery. I'm surprised by the amount of rape. Maybe thats why they get children to read it at Sunday school, so that they're normalised by the idea of it when the priest
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Pink = Hurder
Yellow = Slavery
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#1180 - icanhazlolz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1158 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [-]
our sence of morality changes with time
what was a "nonono" today, was a "oboy this looks fun" back then, vice versa
#1149 - thekaiseroxc (03/19/2012) [-]
Christian vs Atheists arguments on the internet.   
   
Who honestly cares?
Christian vs Atheists arguments on the internet.

Who honestly cares?
#1146 - taabu (03/19/2012) [-]
Halleluuja
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#1144 - LilBigRandom **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1150 to #1144 - tritusneptune (03/19/2012) [-]
Nope the Bible endorses rape.(among other things.)
#1137 - carlose (03/19/2012) [-]
now sit and imagine...steven spielberg makes a movie about the bible ...the whole bible..i say it would be more entertaining than twilight
now sit and imagine...steven spielberg makes a movie about the bible ...the whole bible..i say it would be more entertaining than twilight
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#1126 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [-]
I read all the comments in all the pages and seriously some are just retarded. I have my own beliefs and I'm keeping them to myself.

Where is the funny?

Don't take the picture too seriously.
#1129 to #1126 - TheRetardedEskimo (03/19/2012) [-]
Well, obviously some would be retarded. It is the internet. Half of them are going to be from trolls and ignorant people, 1 quarter will be educated religious people, and the other quarter will be educated athiest/haters.

But for the most part, you're gonna see ******** .
#1138 to #1129 - finalgod (03/19/2012) [-]
Correct. I guess I can call myself religious then again I do some stuff against my religion.
What I believe is, the way I picture God is he forgives people. I mean let's put it this way, if God really wanted one single religion or race, it (God) could've just wiped out everyone like it did in the past and made a single unit of a group am I right?
Everyone's manipulating it which makes me sad. Of course even I sometimes ask why God can't help the poor and starving kids with it's power but I can't really find an answer to that. Life is a mystery friend. I can't call myself intelligent because it's beyond my imagination. In the end what I believe is, no matter what you are, if you are a kind and good person, you'll be going to Heaven. Just because people pray in God doesn't automatically makes them go to heaven. It's more than that. It's responsibility and such. I have friend of all the religion and non religion. As long as I get respect, I'll respect back. I'm Muslim and I believe that good people will be rewarded with what they deserve.


Sorry about the long post :P

Here's a picture you and I can enjoy (Y)
#1143 to #1138 - TheRetardedEskimo (03/19/2012) [-]
You didn't need the picture haha.   
   
My religious views are rather complicated at the moment, I'm kind of having a religious conflict.    
   
   
But as far as my views on Christianity, or more specifically, the bible. First of all, it was written by man, and all men are pulled by temptation. So it might not even be the full, complete word of god. There's a lot of it missing still, anyways. You also shouldn't take the bible at verbatim, because it's meant to be contemplated on, you are meant to find your own personal meaning.  So when it says you should "Stone your kids" I believe it just want's us to punish our children, and not because they did something we don't want, but more to teach them about consequences if they do something wrong(The difference between something wrong, and something you don't want, is like hurting somebody, compared to sitting outside of the car instead of waiting inside). You know?
You didn't need the picture haha.

My religious views are rather complicated at the moment, I'm kind of having a religious conflict.


But as far as my views on Christianity, or more specifically, the bible. First of all, it was written by man, and all men are pulled by temptation. So it might not even be the full, complete word of god. There's a lot of it missing still, anyways. You also shouldn't take the bible at verbatim, because it's meant to be contemplated on, you are meant to find your own personal meaning. So when it says you should "Stone your kids" I believe it just want's us to punish our children, and not because they did something we don't want, but more to teach them about consequences if they do something wrong(The difference between something wrong, and something you don't want, is like hurting somebody, compared to sitting outside of the car instead of waiting inside). You know?
User avatar #1147 to #1143 - finalgod (03/19/2012) [-]
That...that gif scars me...

I haven't actually fully viewed the bible. According to my parents the reason Islam came was the bible was altered by men. Even our book was touched by men. There are flaws in my religion as well, I know that myself. See the thing is religion is a guideline, not an excuse for anything. I'm just living for my future and hoping to be a good dad and take responsibility. Apparently you can have a family in the after life? Lol I don't even know.
My mind is full of religion!

#1122 - kayayeare (03/19/2012) [-]
My God is right here.
My God is right here.
#1127 to #1122 - TheRetardedEskimo (03/19/2012) [-]
If this man was a god, I would worship him.
If this man was a god, I would worship him.
#1133 to #1127 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [-]
Haahaa, if you remember from the very 1st season when Rose goes searching for information on the doctor, he meets this random guy who shows him pictures and said something like the egyptians worshipped him as God. :D The Doctor is awesome!
#1135 to #1133 - TheRetardedEskimo (03/19/2012) [-]
Holy 						****					, that's right. If only I was Egyptian, then that might be legit.   
   
xD
Holy **** , that's right. If only I was Egyptian, then that might be legit.

xD
User avatar #1114 - cloukora (03/19/2012) [-]
Just because those things are IN the bible, doesn't mean they are meant as the religion's beliefs. For the most part, the bible just explains what happened during certain times, of course with beliefs here and there that they should follow. Just because there's rape and ****** in the bible, doesn't mean the bible/religion promotes it, just that it had happened.

tl;dr: Stuff in the bible does not reflect the religion's beliefs. The bible's filled with stories.
User avatar #1130 to #1114 - sebbiechan (03/19/2012) [-]
It does, however, tell you to stone children that disobey their parents.
#1139 to #1130 - TheRetardedEskimo (03/19/2012) [-]
Eh, maybe we shouldn't stone our kids. But we honestly should be a bit harder on our kids. Bitches be getting crazy, and fat.
Eh, maybe we shouldn't stone our kids. But we honestly should be a bit harder on our kids. Bitches be getting crazy, and fat.


#1178 to #1139 - cloukora (03/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, it would be pointless, they're already stoned.   
But yes, we do need to be harder on them. The amount of teen moms is too damn high!
Yeah, it would be pointless, they're already stoned.
But yes, we do need to be harder on them. The amount of teen moms is too damn high!
#1119 to #1114 - flamberge (03/19/2012) [-]
But what is said in the Bible is true!
The bible says so...
#1121 to #1119 - TheRetardedEskimo (03/19/2012) [-]
I... No. Just no. Bad troll.
I... No. Just no. Bad troll.
#1111 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [-]
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#1110 - randomserb (03/19/2012) [-]
Nobody benefits from these cancerous posts.
#1124 to #1110 - TheRetardedEskimo (03/19/2012) [-]
Truth.   
   
Except OP. He gets to witness the 						**********					 and reap the thumbs.
Truth.

Except OP. He gets to witness the ********** and reap the thumbs.
#1109 - anonymous (03/19/2012) [-]
#1107 - blockboy (03/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1104 - martialnorris (03/19/2012) [-]
not funny but I thumbed for the principles
#1102 - zhooker (03/19/2012) [-]
** ******* rolls 43**

I do not understand the message that OP is attempting to convey.
#1101 - alucardshellhound (03/19/2012) [-]
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