Substitute Teachers. Got the idea after a sub gave the class a negative report and it resulted in that hour long lecture by the teacher on how to behave when th Substitute Teachers Got the idea after a sub gave class negative report and it resulted in that hour long lecture by teacher on how to behave when th
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#14 - twofacedent
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(03/19/2012) [-]
>have sub in 9th grade
>was extremely chill
>conversation shifts to blowjobs
>dumb ****** bragging about his first one
>sub asks, "You remember your first blowjob?"
>Aforementioned ****** says "Yeah"
>"How'd it taste?"
>class flips ****
MFW
User avatar #17 to #14 - sineztro
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(03/19/2012) [-]
You thought the blowjob was glorious

Inb4 You're black
User avatar #5 - blasthardcheese
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(03/18/2012) [-]
"Sir, an we listen to music"
"No"
"Our usual teacher lets us"
"Well okay"
Insert I lied face here.
#13 - dingojohn
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(03/19/2012) [-]
>be sub for a 4th grade (10 year olds)
>have them for two hours of gym
>"gotta get those kids warmed up so they don't get hurt"
>turn up the ABBA music that they hate
>run in circles for some time
>think "I'm pretty much warmed up now, they must be more than ready"
>turn attention to children running behind me
>most of them are sweaty as hell, panting and struggling to stay on their feet
>5 girls sitting in the corner, hyper-ventilating
>1 boy lying on the floor, crying from pains in the leg
>MFW I'm gonna get fired
#22 - geistiv **User deleted account**
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#25 to #22 - restrictedaxcestwo
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That kind of **** happens every time we have a sub in my history class. This one girl ******* torments the sub, then at lunch is like "What the **** was wrong with the sub?"
>MFW
#12 - beffen
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(03/19/2012) [-]
"Hi, I'm your sub for today. Instead of reading out the register, I will pass around this piece of paper, everyone write your names and I will get it to your normal teacher and they will fill in the register."   
We heard this so many times, we all came up with fake, stupid names for each other. Eventually, our actual teacher had gotten so used to the names we all used for this, we didn't need to write our real names at all. Just our fake ones.   
Usually contained names like; Olden McGroin, Ben Dover, Adolf Peppers etc.    
I miss high school.
"Hi, I'm your sub for today. Instead of reading out the register, I will pass around this piece of paper, everyone write your names and I will get it to your normal teacher and they will fill in the register."
We heard this so many times, we all came up with fake, stupid names for each other. Eventually, our actual teacher had gotten so used to the names we all used for this, we didn't need to write our real names at all. Just our fake ones.
Usually contained names like; Olden McGroin, Ben Dover, Adolf Peppers etc.
I miss high school.
User avatar #24 to #12 - colegaleener
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(03/19/2012) [-]
lester the molester
#23 - walliedawalrus
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(03/19/2012) [-]
Has sub. Just signs attendence and leaves the room. No one cares
Has sub. Just signs attendence and leaves the room. No one cares
#2 - stoploading **User deleted account**
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User avatar #26 - sookmaybowls
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(03/19/2012) [-]
I feel like I'm the only one that's nice to teachers.


I mean, ****. My mom was a teacher and I didn't like it at all when people were dicks to her.
User avatar #21 - shacklicious
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(03/19/2012) [-]
**shacklicious rolls 72**
User avatar #20 - Ragothor
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(03/19/2012) [-]
my algebra teacher was out because she was pregs we had a sub :P
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