Fap roulette

He opens 5 tabs of gay porn and 1 tab of normal porn.

Holy shit i lol'd...

touchè and well done, well done... thumb for you

made me laugh harder than the actual post

Good one lol.

First genuine lol today.
I salute you

**Hase rolls 290** Getalife.com

Wait you open them up all in one window and hit Control+tab

1. You open your mac.
2. You open a toolbar.
3. Go to amazon.
4. Order PC
5. Fuck your mac.
6. Smash it with dead mouse.
7. Go buy a PC cause ordering takes to damn long.
8. Still saved more money than buying that mac.

Alt tab will do the same thing, it just doesn't look as cool.

no idea O.O

i am sitting here giggling like a school girl at your comment and i cant quite explain why :3 that was fucking hilarious.

I understand what you're saying. It does look like OP does not enjoy furry porn and assumes that many others don't as well. I'm pretty sure what OP was saying is that many people don't enjoy it. Sure he could have used something else like R34, but he chose furries. I think more people would be ok with R34 images than furry inages, or else Rule 34 wouldn't exist.

i have nothing against furries, either.

i will admit, though; both humans and furries are guilty of fapping to some really weird shit.
<<mfw i see that kind of thing, on either side

I'm going to agree and say that just because it isn't "normal", it's seen as weird.
Honestly, I would not consider myself a furry (not involved in any furry community stuff, i don't have a fursona, etc.) but I've definitely fapped to furry, r34, and other stuff that isn't considered "normal". It may just be because I have a variety fetish (unless something is perfect by my standards, i'll never fap to anything twice)
But yeah I'd say because most people don't get aroused by some porn they see it as bad.

precisely :3 i have nothing against furries, and if you like that then thats your thing and im okay with that, but there are a lot of people who find it... strange, to say the least. if you like it, then dont put it as your 'bad' tab.

Yea. Strange is probably the best way to describe most people's initial reaction to it.

I know that feel. :(

>Rub a lamp
>Genie appears
>Will grant three wishes
>OP wishes for
>infinite erections,
>no standards,
>and immunity to STD's
>OP plays fap roulette
>wins every time
>problem?

MFW you know five different furry websites.

Hardcore mode. And no I don't mean that.

I really have no problem being insulted for my computer, but I'm legitimately starting to wonder how many people still believe Macs don't have a right click.

Actually, it's just pressing the right side of the track pad, or actually right clicking when my mouse is plugged in. No ctrl necessary.

Ah, no worries. You actually have to activate right click from settings the first time, which is a terrible idea. Really, I just got a Mac because I'm a console gamer and I needed a good editing software for filmmaking.

.... Needed good editing software for filmaking... And yah got a mac... I hope yah got a Mac Pro coz that's the only Mac thing i'd let anywhere near editing anything.

Final Cut Pro. Better than anything I could afford on a PC.

... Ohk, so yah couldn't afford Adobe Premiere Pro on a far cheaper PC?

I don't think Adobe Premier Pro is even close to as useful as Final Cut Pro, but I've used FCP a lot longer, so I'm more used to it.

Well I use Premier Pro in combination with After Effects and in some cases Encore too and due to how they work so well together and allow a streamlined production work flow from compositing multiple render passes (From Maya) to the final video and then being able to change how the composited sequence will look even if I am extremely far into post production.

Are you serious? what a fucking moron you are! right click is EXACTLY THE SAME as on Windows! Mac is actually able to right click in 2 different ways, so if anything, Windows sucks at right clicking!

then surely no porn can actually disgust you as it is overwhelmed by the computer that it is being displayed on anyway

me too

< mfw I found out

too late now, got to get there in about 7 hours

... and hope

Any explanation for "ourselbes"?

meh, typo... I haven't been on a computer lately so I gues I've lost my training

Thats fine, I was just wondering if it was a cross reference or a typo.

fat chicks, scat, gore...

well fuck ...

yep, may no-one have to fap to this stuff.