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Alfred, My Girlfriend and I

 
Alfred, My Girlfriend and I. Dont skip man i worked my ass off for this one. and chill out im no amazing editor i dont need you to tell me. and still 1 + 1 = 2.

Dont skip man i worked my ass off for this one.
and chill out im no amazing editor i dont need you to tell me.

and still 1 + 1 = 2

CINE DAY I WAS TALKING TO MY Me ‘STUFFED DUCK NEED
GIRLFRIEND MY ALFRED-
GREATEST CHILDHOOD FRIEND...
TAKE Itella! WHEREVER I EAT wrry -
SHE THEN ' T' 5 ME
WAN so vous TELLING ME
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ALFRED'S-
AND THATS ANOTHER REASON
WHY I DONT GET Pussy.
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Submitted: 03/17/2012
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#42 - alfredtheduck (03/18/2012) [-]
>Be stuffed duck.
>Human names me Alfred.
>Go everywhere.
>Dance together.
>Sleep together.
>Eat together.
>Human gets old.
>Gets girlfriend.
>He tells her about me.
>She gets angry.
>Leaves him.
>More time for me.
>MFW.
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#122 to #42 - gespony (03/18/2012) [-]
you just made an account for this comment, nice
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#56 to #42 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/18/2012) [-]
- Your username
- Your comment
- MFW so much epic
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#63 to #42 - Totoro (03/18/2012) [-]
oh god i lol'd.

DAT USERNAME
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#46 to #42 - thegraphicdesigner (03/18/2012) [-]
i lol'd so hard
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#49 to #46 - alfredtheduck (03/18/2012) [-]
thanks man.
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#53 to #49 - thegraphicdesigner (03/18/2012) [-]
i lol'd again i just noticed ur username is alfredtheduck XD
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#55 to #53 - alfredtheduck (03/18/2012) [-]
I was waiting for someone to notice.
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User avatar #26 - edwardtrollington (03/18/2012) [-]
I had a stuffed horse named horsey (creative as **** ), but my dog tore it up. It was the saddest thing in my life.
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#47 to #26 - littlepaw (03/18/2012) [-]
Happened to me too, but it was a T-rex named Dinosaur. My best friend fixed him though. He has no eyes now though.
Happened to me too, but it was a T-rex named Dinosaur. My best friend fixed him though. He has no eyes now though.
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#100 to #47 - trojanmannn (03/18/2012) [-]
I had a stuffed dog. I named him ruf-ruf. I got another yellow one and named him roof-roof. They both got chewed up by my real dog. I called him a monster and locked myself in the bathroom and started biting my toes. I still regret nothing.
I had a stuffed dog. I named him ruf-ruf. I got another yellow one and named him roof-roof. They both got chewed up by my real dog. I called him a monster and locked myself in the bathroom and started biting my toes. I still regret nothing.
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#183 - xxkosukexx (03/18/2012) [-]
kill them all Johny, kill them all.
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#1 - anon (03/17/2012) [-]
I too had a stuff duck who I grew very close to, his name was, ducky... Don't mock me I was three.
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#52 to #1 - geraldbostock (03/18/2012) [-]
mfw Ducky
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User avatar #13 to #1 - rednostalgia (03/18/2012) [-]
i had a stuffed riolu his name was riley, dont mock me, i was 16
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User avatar #38 to #13 - jbabco (03/18/2012) [-]
i had a stuffed manatee, i named him seal. i was 8.
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#204 - okilian (03/18/2012) [-]
**** bitches, get stuffed duck.
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#210 to #204 - toastableduckling (03/18/2012) [-]
Dont call him a stuffed duck. His name is Alfred...
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User avatar #254 to #210 - edwardtrollington (03/18/2012) [-]
Your username seems a little inappropriate for your argument.
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User avatar #255 to #254 - toastableduckling (03/18/2012) [-]
Its not an argument, it's from the comic.
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User avatar #3 - joshmc (03/17/2012) [-]
lol, i'm turning 17 in June and i still sleep with my stuffed Rabbit i have had since i was born
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#45 to #3 - anon (03/18/2012) [-]
GAAAAAAAAAAY
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#229 - gmanjohn (03/18/2012) [-]
Alfred's children once they find out what the gf said
Alfred's children once they find out what the gf said
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#61 - traviver (03/18/2012) [-]
I have a stuffed turtle named Delilah, a bear named Hannah, a blue Yoshi, and an Umbreon. These are all going to college with me. Haters gonna hate.
I have a stuffed turtle named Delilah, a bear named Hannah, a blue Yoshi, and an Umbreon.
These are all going to college with me.
Haters gonna hate.
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User avatar #64 to #61 - Zaivia (03/18/2012) [-]
I will personally invite myself to your college and sneak into your dorm just for your Umbreon :O
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User avatar #34 - foelkera (03/18/2012) [-]
Had a stuffed bear that got lost with my suitcase in Anaheim while I was five. Airline company finally found the case and sent it to me a month ago.
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#129 - carlose (03/18/2012) [-]
**carlose rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Grammar Nazi ** this is my childhood best friend
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#72 - fistoftheaxis (03/18/2012) [-]
Don't worry if you don't get pussy....at least you have a duck...
Don't worry if you don't get pussy....at least you have a duck...
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#223 - RainbowFright (03/18/2012) [-]
I still have my stuffed duck from when I was a newborn. I don't know what I called him if I did name him but he is in perfect condition after 21 years.
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#161 - anon (03/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at I Love /k/ ** Childhood friend
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#75 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
Any one of these women would love to be with you and Alfred.
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#200 - anon (03/18/2012) [-]
i can't find my childhood duck....
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#176 - frenshsik (03/18/2012) [-]
I thought she was going to say she had a duck too ..

A dildo duck
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#165 - grimmwaters (03/18/2012) [-]
That's when you raped her.
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