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Basis of school projects am i right?
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#39
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retroguykuploogey **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
funny hearing people bitch about having to do it all,when ever i'm in a group one asshole takes over and won't ever let me do anything,so,i just stop trying. has anybody else experienced this? or am i just the lazy fuck you all complain about? ah,well,two sides to every story,i guess.
#7
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thechosentroll (03/17/2012) [-]
Whenever we have group projects at school I just go "Ok, back the fuck up! I got this.", then make the whole thing by myself and pretend we all put in lots of time and effort. I'd much rather do all the work than get a bad grade because of some lazy dipshit.
>be a junior
>be with the smart asians
>make them do all the work
>get 105%
>?????????
>who cares what they think
>be with the smart asians
>make them do all the work
>get 105%
>?????????
>who cares what they think
#104
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duthar (03/18/2012) [-]
I always got paired up with two stoners/potheads/wanna-be stoners for my high school English projects. I hated them with a fiery burning passion of fire and hate and passion.
"Alright, so we need to analyze the meaning behind the tree and--"
"LOL DUDE I GOT SO HIGH YESTERDAY!"
"OMG ME TOO LOLOLOLOL!"
I don't smoke, so I had nothing to add to their little meeting of the minds. I did so badly in that class because of the damn group projects.
"Alright, so we need to analyze the meaning behind the tree and--"
"LOL DUDE I GOT SO HIGH YESTERDAY!"
"OMG ME TOO LOLOLOLOL!"
I don't smoke, so I had nothing to add to their little meeting of the minds. I did so badly in that class because of the damn group projects.
#60
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iBlondie (03/18/2012) [-]
That moment when your teacher gives you an extra day because your partner isn't there.
#110
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admnistrator (03/18/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
>Be in 4th Grade
>Have to sell stuff in school in groups of 5 for some class
>I bought and sold over 60% of the stuff in the group
>Group does best in class
>Every student gets 20% despite what they brought or sold
>Everyone made at least double of what they spent while i couldnt even pay 1/2 of my costs
>Happened again in 5th grade, only difference, I brought over 90% of the stuff
>MFW
>Have to sell stuff in school in groups of 5 for some class
>I bought and sold over 60% of the stuff in the group
>Group does best in class
>Every student gets 20% despite what they brought or sold
>Everyone made at least double of what they spent while i couldnt even pay 1/2 of my costs
>Happened again in 5th grade, only difference, I brought over 90% of the stuff
>MFW
When I came back for my victory lap in highschool i was partnered up with a guy who made me do all the work and i didnt need the credit but he did so in class i pretened to do the work and when it came time to hand it in I didnt hand anything so we both got 0's but it like I said I didnt need the credit but he did so it affected his mark pretty badly and then he gets all pissed at me for not doing the work.
#34
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N. Korean citizen (03/18/2012) [-]
>Be in second year of college
>Prof assigns big group project, worth 30% of final grade
>I have no friends in the class
>fml
>Find group, two guys and a girl who are obviously friends and one other guy
>The friends assign all the pieces of the project out
>My part is really small, but I don't mind
>Schedule meeting
>No one shows up but me and the other guy
>Reschedule meeting
>Me and other guy plus one of the male friends shows up
>Have a good discussion, except the central pieces we needed to continue were assigned to the two who didn't show up
>Reschedule meeting again
>This round the timing doesn't work for me, so I tell them ahead of time I can't come
>They say it's okay
>Receive email from prof saying they're trying to fire me from the group for not showing up
>Attempt to contain ungodly rage; contact other guy and get time for when they're meeting to put it all together
>Show up with my section completely done
>Girl did my section already, and says my work is "kindergarten level" and that she doesn't know how I've passed my courses
>I'm a dean's list student, her average is low 70s
>She leaves early while it's still not put together yet
>Guy friends are chill and put my name on the assignment even though basically none of my work is in it
The moral of this story is: Bitches. Be. Crazy.
>Prof assigns big group project, worth 30% of final grade
>I have no friends in the class
>fml
>Find group, two guys and a girl who are obviously friends and one other guy
>The friends assign all the pieces of the project out
>My part is really small, but I don't mind
>Schedule meeting
>No one shows up but me and the other guy
>Reschedule meeting
>Me and other guy plus one of the male friends shows up
>Have a good discussion, except the central pieces we needed to continue were assigned to the two who didn't show up
>Reschedule meeting again
>This round the timing doesn't work for me, so I tell them ahead of time I can't come
>They say it's okay
>Receive email from prof saying they're trying to fire me from the group for not showing up
>Attempt to contain ungodly rage; contact other guy and get time for when they're meeting to put it all together
>Show up with my section completely done
>Girl did my section already, and says my work is "kindergarten level" and that she doesn't know how I've passed my courses
>I'm a dean's list student, her average is low 70s
>She leaves early while it's still not put together yet
>Guy friends are chill and put my name on the assignment even though basically none of my work is in it
The moral of this story is: Bitches. Be. Crazy.
>Be grade nine drama course (needed arts course in canada not sure about states)
>Group project at the end of the year write and perform play
>Paired up with fucking retards
>refuse to do work
>End up writing the whole script myself in exchange for them to bring props and set
>They don't bring props
> Fail performance 30% our final mark (replacement for exam)
>pass course with 55
>fuck group work
>Group project at the end of the year write and perform play
>Paired up with fucking retards
>refuse to do work
>End up writing the whole script myself in exchange for them to bring props and set
>They don't bring props
> Fail performance 30% our final mark (replacement for exam)
>pass course with 55
>fuck group work
#30
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HeyStapleFace (03/18/2012) [-]
>Be in 7th grade
>Have group assignment
>Be with a guy and a girl
>Do 50% of work, girl does other 50%
>Guy does nothing
>Day of getting marks back
>Teacher: "By the way, you're all being marked separately, so people in the same group may get different grades."
>Girl gets A
>I get A
>Guy gets C
>MFW
>Have group assignment
>Be with a guy and a girl
>Do 50% of work, girl does other 50%
>Guy does nothing
>Day of getting marks back
>Teacher: "By the way, you're all being marked separately, so people in the same group may get different grades."
>Girl gets A
>I get A
>Guy gets C
>MFW
#43
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frysfrys (03/18/2012) [-]
Or when you are assigned with some bitch who thinks she knows what she's doing but can't spell for fucking shit. Stupid bitch ass fuck girl. -.-
#133
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readthisbackwards (03/18/2012) [-]
You know what's worse? When the people who don't do work actually start doing something but they do it wrong and when you try to help them they bitch at you.
#130
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ishalltroll (03/18/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
My teacher always puts me in a group with the most retarded and dumb girl of the class. She's also fucking creepy and gives everyone the deathstare nonstop.
And I can't get into a group with my friends cause we always do 2-man groups and I'm getting left out.
MFW I think my teacher thinks I'm retarded...
And I can't get into a group with my friends cause we always do 2-man groups and I'm getting left out.
MFW I think my teacher thinks I'm retarded...