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User avatar #10 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
I always get pissed off when in the movies they're choking somebody, and just a few seconds after they stop struggling, they're magically dead. If I was killing somebody, I'd choke them out, then break their neck when they're unconcious and unable to struggle. Silly Hollywood.
User avatar #30 to #10 - knifeyoass ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
it takes at around 15 seconds for you to pass out without oxygen, anymore and you will be brain dead.
User avatar #39 to #30 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
Not really. Either way, in the movies they struggle for a few seconds, then just two seconds after they stop struggling they're magically dead. And if you're being choked out, you can always prevent them from blocking blood flow and last much longer before passing out. You're talking to a guy who took 1-2 minutes at least to start blacking out from wrestling.
#35 to #30 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2012) [-]
Im pretty sure the brain can go without oxygen for 5-6 minutes then becomes totally braindead
User avatar #23 to #10 - designflaw (03/18/2012) [-]
I don't want to sound like an asshole or know-it-all but when you're choking, you're blocking the corotid arteries on the neck which essencially cuts off all blood to the brain. It only takes a couple of seconds to knock someone out if the choke is applied properly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
Yes, but they all act like they're killed shortly after losing consciousness. Not to mention, I've been in those situations, where somebody was trying to choke me out, and I almost fell unconscious, but even that took about a minute due to struggling.

It takes about thirty seconds normally, even then they don't die yet. That's what I was making fun of. Main thing is to make sure you can hold your breath and exhale as rarely as possible.
User avatar #37 to #24 - designflaw (03/18/2012) [-]
That's what I was saying. Suffocation can take up to a couple minutes but your brain can't go more than a few seconds without oxygenized blood flowing to it. I happend once to me in a judo tournament.
User avatar #38 to #37 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
Yes, and what I was saying was that I know that you can pass out very quickly, but you certainly don't die until much later.
User avatar #41 to #38 - designflaw (03/18/2012) [-]
Only takes 10-15 seconds for death. I would assume assassin's would know how to apply a choke correctly so they would do it in that time span.
User avatar #42 to #41 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
Links to a credible source and I'll believe you. Wikipedia doesn't count.
User avatar #44 to #43 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
Unconsciousness is very different from death. Just means they can't fight any more. You can remain alive without brain damage for even fifteen minutes while being hanged if it doesn't break your neck.
User avatar #45 to #44 - designflaw (03/18/2012) [-]
I had not considered that good sir, although in most movies and in real life, if you pass out... you gon get raped.
User avatar #46 to #45 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
In most movies they simply let go after a few seconds and walk off, pretending they're dead. If somebody doesn't know that in real life, then they'll simply think you're dead. If they know it's bullshit, they'll break your neck, which is exactly what I've been saying this entire time.
#12 to #10 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
or at least have the common sense to know it takes more than 5 seconds to suffocate
User avatar #13 to #12 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's so stupid to me.

"I'm an expert assassin! I've trained for twelve years for these missions, I've killed four hundred targets, and I can suffocate somebody in twelve seconds flat.
#14 to #13 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
A whole TWELVE seconds?
A whole TWELVE seconds?
#15 to #14 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
xD Everybody knows that if you're good at it, you can make somebody die faster than they should from suffocation!
xD Everybody knows that if you're good at it, you can make somebody die faster than they should from suffocation!
#16 to #15 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
sorry its a brony joke. one of rainbow dashes lines "i can clear the sky in 10 seconds flat"
User avatar #19 to #16 - HAwAII (03/18/2012) [-]
Prove. It.
#21 to #19 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
10. Seconds. Flat. I'd never leave funnyjunk hangin!
10. Seconds. Flat. I'd never leave funnyjunk hangin!
User avatar #17 to #16 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
It's been a long time since I saw that episode, and I'm not nearly surrounded by bronies enough to know it's a joke among bronies.
#18 to #17 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
yeah its pretty obscure compared to 20% cooler :/
User avatar #25 to #18 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
Not to mention, I like Fluttershy much more than Dash.
#26 to #25 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** (03/18/2012) [-]
me too :3
me too :3
#28 to #26 - animatedrouge (03/18/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk: Where you can go from strangling people to ponies in one comment thread. Not that I'm complaining
#40 to #28 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
Oh god that made me laugh so hard. xD
User avatar #27 to #26 - commontroll (03/18/2012) [-]
She's just so dang cute!

"I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME!"
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