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Poor Bell Sprout
Good thing Pokemon aren't real.
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#2
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nexdemise ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
You realize that bellsprout secretes acid, say good bye to your dick.
#8
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drgnzach (03/18/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
THE FIRST TIME I MASTURBATED I WAS ALL ALONE WITH A VENUS FLY TRAP AND I SAID TO MYSELF
"YOU KNOW WHAT
I WANT THIS VENUS FLY TRAP
TO BECOME A PENIS FLY TRAP"
AND THEN I LAUGHED AT MY OWN HILARIOUS AND WITTY PUN FOR SEVERAL MINUTES
AFTER THAT I SAID TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP
"HEY BUDDY
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN"
AND HE SAID
"I CAN'T SPEAK OR THINK BECAUSE I'M A PLANT"
AND I WAS LIKE
"WELL WHATEVER THAT'S COOL BRO"
AND THEN I SHOVED MY COCK DOWN ITS THROAT AND IT STARTED SUCKING ON IT AND I WAS LIKE
"YEAH"
"YEAH"
"W..."
"WAIT NO" "THIS IS" "THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA" "THIS IS SO PAINFUL" "I" "THIS IS AWFUL WHY DID I DO THIS"
AND THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW MY DICK GOT BIT OFF
BY A PENIS FLY TRAP
"YOU KNOW WHAT
I WANT THIS VENUS FLY TRAP
TO BECOME A PENIS FLY TRAP"
AND THEN I LAUGHED AT MY OWN HILARIOUS AND WITTY PUN FOR SEVERAL MINUTES
AFTER THAT I SAID TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP
"HEY BUDDY
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN"
AND HE SAID
"I CAN'T SPEAK OR THINK BECAUSE I'M A PLANT"
AND I WAS LIKE
"WELL WHATEVER THAT'S COOL BRO"
AND THEN I SHOVED MY COCK DOWN ITS THROAT AND IT STARTED SUCKING ON IT AND I WAS LIKE
"YEAH"
"YEAH"
"W..."
"WAIT NO" "THIS IS" "THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA" "THIS IS SO PAINFUL" "I" "THIS IS AWFUL WHY DID I DO THIS"
AND THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW MY DICK GOT BIT OFF
BY A PENIS FLY TRAP
You know when it finally evolves into a Victreebell and grows teeth, it'll be the one with the last laugh.
I guess his bell... sprouted
hehehhehhehheheheeheee...
*sobs*
hehehhehhehheheheeheee...
*sobs*