Suicide methods. . EWING Elli NIH: III!. ... pretty sure that getting shot in the head from either a handgun or shotgun wouldn't take 1.5+ seconds to kill someone
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EWING
Elli
NIH: III!
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Submitted: 03/15/2012
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#4 - Frobias (03/15/2012) [+] (12 replies)
... pretty sure that getting shot in the head from either a handgun or shotgun wouldn't take 1.5+ seconds to kill someone
User avatar #21 - gothiczombie (03/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
yes getting hit by a train totally takes 17.9 minutes godamn crappy train service the trains are always late
User avatar #54 - mrgoodbunny (03/16/2012) [-]
since when does getting hit by a train take 17 minutes?
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#53 - trollsniper **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#25 - trigondarkthree (03/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
wait a minute, the 1% of people that survived a shotgun blast to the head... reported then on a scale of 1-100, the pain they felt was a five?
#24 - pretzalman (03/16/2012) [-]
Drowning in Lake/Sea 63% I'm pretty sure the definition of drowning is something to do with death?
User avatar #22 - lunaisbestpony (03/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i would like to meet the 1% who survived shooting themself in the head with a shotgun.
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User avatar #49 to #39 - scruffstah (03/16/2012) [-]
Sepuku is not preformed with a katana. It was usually done with a short blade, most of the time a tantō
#63 - ninetwenty (03/16/2012) [-]
<--- What about him!?
#43 - 4chan refugee (03/16/2012) [-]
*Blasts head open with shotgun*
*Still living for 1.72mins*
*Seems legit*
User avatar #68 - sinonyx ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
yes...a shotgun blast to the head takes 1.72 mins to kill..
User avatar #13 - mhden (03/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
23. Listening to "Friday" 100% 3.48 9001
User avatar #32 - jappleackk (03/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Last year when i was depressed i tried to O.D on expired sleeping pills, i started getting dizzy, throwing up, and hallucinating. I went to the hospital about and hour or 2 after, i had no liver damage whatsoever and i was completely fine.
... I only say this because others are sharing stories so i thought i'd share too
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User avatar #30 - andriod (03/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
A friend of mine shot himself point blank in the head with a handgun and survived it. He lost his eye sight but is otherwise completely healthy. the doctors said it was a mirical because somehow the bullet bended its path around all the important parts of his brain.

User avatar #59 to #30 - commontroll (03/16/2012) [-]
I'd say that's the opposite of a miracle. That's God cock blocking a bullet from ending your life, and the bullet getting pissed, so it makes you blind.
#26 - 4chan refugee (03/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i dont buy it, there is know way you are alive for a minute and a half after a gunshot to the temple... same with the train, 17 min ******** youd watermelon
#37 to #26 - nobodyatall (03/16/2012) [-]
Indeed. But trains are incapable of teleportation. The time includes setup time. Besides, the entire thing is an excuse to make a Comic Sans joke anyways.
#8 - 4chan refugee (03/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - ariusbrightwing (03/15/2012) [-]
Inb4 internet jokes like "Taking arrows to knee".
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