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school, 1952 vs. 2010

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User avatar #243 - patriotic canadian (05/27/2010) [-]
this is STILL my favorite picture on FJ
User avatar #236 - Harmo (04/13/2010) [-]
aww, i had a teacher like Mary when i was young.
User avatar #232 - MickeyDickLong (04/13/2010) [-]
scenario 10: jhonny gets caught with vodka
1952: nice long talk with dad about drinking and its dangers
2010: gets the bottle busted over his head
User avatar #225 - sweetasapplepie (04/12/2010) [-]
life sucks now a days for kids i'm sorry...
#210 - sandattack (04/12/2010) [-]
My step bro was walking down the streets and some cop saw him and tried to arrest him but he did NOTHING WRONG, he then bashed his head off the windshield of the car and said he was resisting. bs.
User avatar #230 to #210 - Prettycoolguy (04/12/2010) [-]
Hmm can you claim to kill a cop in self defense?
User avatar #208 - SeriesOfTubes **User deleted account** (04/12/2010) [-]
Here's another one.

Someone makes a death threat at someone, knowing that he would never do such a thing.

1952: The one who said the threat apologizes and no harm is done.

2010: The one who said the threat gets suspended, gets searched for weapons, drugs, etc. and is taken to therapy.

I once said that I would re-enact the "No Russian" level on my school, my friends flipped out. They are only empty threats, I do that all the time.
#218 to #208 - anonymous (04/12/2010) [-]
And then there's the more common result of a death threat, no matter the year, where the one threatened fears for his/her life, or the idiot threatening said person actually carries it out.
Idiot.
User avatar #220 to #218 - SeriesOfTubes **User deleted account** (04/12/2010) [-]
Forgive me and my mistake, for those who have dare outsmart me have the right to execute me. Do
Your
WORST!
User avatar #222 to #220 - Blackrain (04/12/2010) [-]
Your course of execution will be very slow. There will be a sharp metal rod inserted into your penis. Every time you get a boner, the rod will slowly rip the flesh of your penis from the inside out. To carry out your sentence, you must spend 3 months in the following four places; The Playboy Mansion, Sapphic Erotica shoot's, and College Cheerleaders locker rooms.

*Slams Gavel*
Court is adjured.
User avatar #223 to #222 - SeriesOfTubes **User deleted account** (04/12/2010) [-]
owie
User avatar #205 - saucepenguin (04/12/2010) [-]
i for one, miss the 90s
User avatar #204 - Akiebalie (04/12/2010) [-]
Kindergarten- Girls had cooties
High School- Girls have AIDS
you all know what im taken bout
User avatar #203 - Kittyluver (04/12/2010) [-]
looks to me that the government needs to calm the fuck down about little stuff and focus on more serious issues like ACTUAL CRIMES
User avatar #202 - patriotic canadian (04/12/2010) [-]
shit was better then...


but now we have computers... that makes up for it
User avatar #229 to #202 - Prettycoolguy (04/12/2010) [-]
Does it really?
User avatar #231 to #229 - patriotic canadian (04/12/2010) [-]
and monster trucks


they didnt have monster trucks in the 50's
#226 to #202 - gatsuuga (04/12/2010) [-]
now that we have computers, we can post these scenarios and make fun of them. O:
User avatar #200 - watsup (04/12/2010) [-]
the world is so fucked up in that way now
#199 - anonymous (04/12/2010) [-]
John's the new guy at school. He's black.
1952: The kids he sits with drag him outside, hit him with a car, hang him, and go home scot free. 2010: John lives a normal life at school.
User avatar #211 to #199 - Prettycoolguy (04/12/2010) [-]
John fails his core courses constantly, but the school system lowers the standards and allows him to take more easy elective classes so that he can pass. At school John deals drugs, gambles, swears at teachers, and bullies smaller cauasian kids in weightlifting. John gets his girlfirend pregnant and leaves her...John graduates and goes to prison shortly after getting busted for drug trafficing. John and most of his descendents will be a drain on society living off the teats of the government.
#228 to #211 - anonymous (04/12/2010) [-]
I dunno how cool 71 year old John McCain is, Prettycoolguy.
#219 to #211 - anonymous (04/12/2010) [-]
You're confusing John with a red-state redneck.
#216 to #211 - anonymous (04/12/2010) [-]
dickhead
User avatar #197 - Knuckles (04/12/2010) [-]
I still like 2010 because in 1952, when you felt in the "mood" a trip to the gas station for your mag was to long and by the time you got there, you were not in the mood anymore, but in 2010, 3 clicks with your index finger and you get thousands of videos to satisfy your manly needs. I choose 2010 or 1952 anyday!
User avatar #240 to #197 - GoReMoTe (04/13/2010) [-]
You're part of the reason why 2010 sucks so much.
User avatar #195 - thelastgod ONLINE (04/12/2010) [-]
this is amazing, i love this and rant about this everyday in school
User avatar #198 to #195 - thelastgod ONLINE (04/12/2010) [-]
Bring back the days when you smacked someone to shut em up and got it over with
User avatar #194 - stegasaurusrex (04/12/2010) [-]
did it bother anyone else that it said 1957 in scenario 4? anyways, great point.
User avatar #193 - SlowpokeAttack (04/12/2010) [-]
Holy shit Johnny got an "F" on his spelling test! Test him for ADD! He has all the signs, hyperactive, 9 years old, doesn't like to pay attention. Drug that little shit until he goes into a medical coma! Or better yet, shoot him in the leg, he's a failure to society.
User avatar #189 - moooseKNUCKLE (04/12/2010) [-]
this is going on my favorites
User avatar #188 - TimDelay (04/12/2010) [-]
long story short; dont do anything to anyone ever no matter what or who EVER.
#187 - anonymous (04/12/2010) [-]
I think every kid has ADD
User avatar #184 - containletters (04/12/2010) [-]
when I was reading the pedro one I was like
lol coincidently pedro is a spanish name I have the best racist joke to share and get lots of thumbs up :3
*reads 2010*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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