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scenario 10: jhonny gets caught with vodka
1952: nice long talk with dad about drinking and its dangers
2010: gets the bottle busted over his head
1952: nice long talk with dad about drinking and its dangers
2010: gets the bottle busted over his head
#210 -
sandattack (04/12/2010) [-]
My step bro was walking down the streets and some cop saw him and tried to arrest him but he did NOTHING WRONG, he then bashed his head off the windshield of the car and said he was resisting. bs.
Here's another one.
Someone makes a death threat at someone, knowing that he would never do such a thing.
1952: The one who said the threat apologizes and no harm is done.
2010: The one who said the threat gets suspended, gets searched for weapons, drugs, etc. and is taken to therapy.
I once said that I would re-enact the "No Russian" level on my school, my friends flipped out. They are only empty threats, I do that all the time.
Someone makes a death threat at someone, knowing that he would never do such a thing.
1952: The one who said the threat apologizes and no harm is done.
2010: The one who said the threat gets suspended, gets searched for weapons, drugs, etc. and is taken to therapy.
I once said that I would re-enact the "No Russian" level on my school, my friends flipped out. They are only empty threats, I do that all the time.
Your course of execution will be very slow. There will be a sharp metal rod inserted into your penis. Every time you get a boner, the rod will slowly rip the flesh of your penis from the inside out. To carry out your sentence, you must spend 3 months in the following four places; The Playboy Mansion, Sapphic Erotica shoot's, and College Cheerleaders locker rooms.
*Slams Gavel*
Court is adjured.
*Slams Gavel*
Court is adjured.
Kindergarten- Girls had cooties
High School- Girls have AIDS
you all know what im taken bout
High School- Girls have AIDS
you all know what im taken bout
looks to me that the government needs to calm the fuck down about little stuff and focus on more serious issues like ACTUAL CRIMES
shit was better then...
but now we have computers... that makes up for it
but now we have computers... that makes up for it
#199 -
anonymous (04/12/2010) [-]
John's the new guy at school. He's black.
1952: The kids he sits with drag him outside, hit him with a car, hang him, and go home scot free. 2010: John lives a normal life at school.
1952: The kids he sits with drag him outside, hit him with a car, hang him, and go home scot free. 2010: John lives a normal life at school.
John fails his core courses constantly, but the school system lowers the standards and allows him to take more easy elective classes so that he can pass. At school John deals drugs, gambles, swears at teachers, and bullies smaller cauasian kids in weightlifting. John gets his girlfirend pregnant and leaves her...John graduates and goes to prison shortly after getting busted for drug trafficing. John and most of his descendents will be a drain on society living off the teats of the government.
I still like 2010 because in 1952, when you felt in the "mood" a trip to the gas station for your mag was to long and by the time you got there, you were not in the mood anymore, but in 2010, 3 clicks with your index finger and you get thousands of videos to satisfy your manly needs. I choose 2010 or 1952 anyday!
this is amazing, i love this and rant about this everyday in school
did it bother anyone else that it said 1957 in scenario 4? anyways, great point.
Holy shit Johnny got an "F" on his spelling test! Test him for ADD! He has all the signs, hyperactive, 9 years old, doesn't like to pay attention. Drug that little shit until he goes into a medical coma! Or better yet, shoot him in the leg, he's a failure to society.




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