so true. . The Dee' s Diary 800 am " Dog feed! My faourite thing! 9: 30 are _ A car ride! My bauxite thing! 9: 40 are - A walk In the park! My faverite thing! 1
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The Dee' s Diary
800 am " Dog feed! My faourite thing!
9: 30 are _ A car ride! My bauxite thing!
9: 40 are - A walk In the park! My faverite thing!
10: 30 am . that rushed and patted! My favorite thing!
00 can - milk arenas! My favorate thing!
Ir. ) are - Played in the yard! My ferrarity thing!
3' pm - Wagged my tail! My faverite thing!
Emit! pm . Dinner! My favorite thing!
Trill} pm . an as play we My I-‘ overate thing!
00 pm - Wmvu Watched TV with the meme! My favorite thing!
00 pm - Sleeping en the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat' s Diary
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling abjects. They dine
en fresh meat, white the other Inmates and I are fed hash er sense sen of
dry nuggets. Although I matte my contempt fer the rations perfectly clear. I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength,
The early thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. in an attempt to
disgust them, Uence agar. -I vomit an the carpet. Teeny I decapitated a reduce and
dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hepled this weed strike fear Inte
their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely
made inn abate what a ‘heed little hunter'' tam. Bastards!
There was sense sect of my If their
might. I was placed in sanitary
fer the duration of the event. However, I
meld hear the heirs and smell the feed. t overheard
that my confinement was due to the pewter at
allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to
use it to my advantage.
Today t was amps: sucessful in an attempt to
assassinate one of my ten' netters by wearing Heme
his feet as he was waiting,. i must try this again WEN, but at the tap of the
I am Convinced that the other prisoners here are Matias and witches. The deli
receives speck! privleges, He is my released. and seems to be more than
wilting tn return. He it curiousty retarded. The bird must be an interment. I
observe him with the guards regularty. tam certain that he reports
my every meme. My cam have arranged fer him m an
elevated cell, he he is safe. For new --.'
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#6 - pabloso (03/15/2012) [-]
#26 - ragingbrony (03/15/2012) [-]
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#21 - tastycupcakes (03/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
****** cats dude. heres a picture of a cute puppy
User avatar #29 - joosebawkz (03/15/2012) [-]
Repost but I'm sort of glad you reposted. I was looking for this.
#1 - jimothyjenkins (03/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and thus cats suck
User avatar #2 to #1 - whaaatthefuck (03/15/2012) [-]
So you*re saying you hate pussies.
User avatar #33 - fourshot (03/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i laughed so damn hard when, "He obviously retarded". omg...made my day.
#8 - anonymous (03/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
uh yeah, because you totally can read into animals' minds. faggot.
#44 - schlecht (03/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - fireprincess (03/15/2012) [-]
That was ******* funny! But that is one ugly ass cat.
User avatar #31 - bushingenna (03/15/2012) [-]
Reposts! My Favorite thing!
User avatar #20 - krizz (03/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Cat: poop in a box
dog: save life and trained to do hundreds of things
#27 to #20 - ilikeligers (03/15/2012) [-]
Sigh. These are quotes by people who commented on a post similar to what you said "ACTUALLY I was just reading a article a few days ago about how a cat signaled when it's owners sugar was dropping. It also had a few other stories about cats being trained to sense things. OBVIOUSLY they're not big enough to drag people. They also are more stubborn creatures, so are harder to train. However, with the statement about litter-boxes, almost all cats will go to use dirt or a litter-box to go to the bathroom with little to no training because it's what they would do in the wild (use dirt). So their not that stupid at all, they're just different creatures."
"I think the real scumbag here is OP.
A dog without training is no better than a cat.
You're comparing a dog that's spent it's entire life training for something, to a domesticated cat.

It's like comparing Justin Bieber to The Beatles.
Two completely different genres of music."
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#50 - denbaby (03/16/2012) [-]
Anyone else read the cats version of a day with a british accent? :D
Anyone else read the cats version of a day with a british accent? :D
#42 - bluwalrus (03/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Your implied definition of your "cat" kind is disharmonious to the true factor of it's kind's intelligence for I have evidence...
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