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This is Why I Love Spring
Uploaded by: floorotilo
thought of this today at school, truestory.jpg
Tags: o god how did th
me walking tn schewl
fr Sweet Jesus its
net outside
every girl
at schewl
wearing short
snorts
ll I
Ill
Oh sweet Jesus its a good day
tn be alive
Wait a minute, that means...
an . Hnw an
agar
EEK? HUT . Lfa' WITH
fr Sweet Jesus its
net outside
every girl
at schewl
wearing short
snorts
ll I
Ill
Oh sweet Jesus its a good day
tn be alive
Wait a minute, that means...
an . Hnw an
agar
EEK? HUT . Lfa' WITH
...
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I see the track team come out for practice and my god. The booty short count was over 9000
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gorden (03/15/2012) [-]
>be 15 in school, fucking hot, we have sports, girls a half naked, huge boner
> class-bitch looks and is like; dude, you have a boner
>NOPE
>shes like: thats so weird, you got a boner from this
>try to hide all the time, she tells every girl that i have a boner, everyone stares at me
> saturday night, she is drunk, i'm horny and drunk. she talk to me about sport lessons that she is sorry and thats normal. she kisses me, i kiss her i touched her bewbs we go upstairs
>i start kissing her, and get her top off start kissing the part f her boob which is out of the bra
> take of the bra and my shirt
>stark kissing her boob and licking the nipple she says she wants me
>sits down on me
>feelsawesomemen.jpg
>i touch her boobs and kiss her
>she takes of her skirt i take of my pants
>she is like; dont tell that anybody my boyfriend will freak out
>I'm like whatever bitch, i want to fuck you
>i start humping her, she screams really loud
>door opens, her bf comes in
>I'm fucked, hes a football player
>he will cut me in pieces with his barrel hands
>start running , jump, hit him in his face as hard as i can
> he stands up, is pissed of as fuck, blood is everywhere, he tries to get me, i run away
> start running towards the door
>open the door
>everybody walk the dinosaurier
> class-bitch looks and is like; dude, you have a boner
>NOPE
>shes like: thats so weird, you got a boner from this
>try to hide all the time, she tells every girl that i have a boner, everyone stares at me
> saturday night, she is drunk, i'm horny and drunk. she talk to me about sport lessons that she is sorry and thats normal. she kisses me, i kiss her i touched her bewbs we go upstairs
>i start kissing her, and get her top off start kissing the part f her boob which is out of the bra
> take of the bra and my shirt
>stark kissing her boob and licking the nipple she says she wants me
>sits down on me
>feelsawesomemen.jpg
>i touch her boobs and kiss her
>she takes of her skirt i take of my pants
>she is like; dont tell that anybody my boyfriend will freak out
>I'm like whatever bitch, i want to fuck you
>i start humping her, she screams really loud
>door opens, her bf comes in
>I'm fucked, hes a football player
>he will cut me in pieces with his barrel hands
>start running , jump, hit him in his face as hard as i can
> he stands up, is pissed of as fuck, blood is everywhere, he tries to get me, i run away
> start running towards the door
>open the door
>everybody walk the dinosaurier