I'm Sorry

I would give you every freaking thumb in the universe for that last sentence. You summed up what I always wanted to say to funnyjunk into six freaking words, and for that i give you this( although it is not much).

Thank you, I too am a Christian, and a strong believer in God, and my pastor says "We as Christians, are suppose to accept the sinner, not the sin."

ughh, anon i want to yell at you and praise you all at the same time. im so conflicted. ill go with praise because you said "but that doesnt change the fact that i think what theyre doing is wrong" key words being "i think" i dont personally see it as wrong, i just see it as love, whatever thy want to do is fine by me. but you stated your opinion and even more so you didnt act like its fact and your last sentence sums up the way i wish more christians would act

You have all the respect I can give to a single person right now.

I disagree with you , but respect your opinion. may I ask why you believe so?

I'm an atheist and the way I see it, you're supposed to love everyone like your own family, feed them, shelter them, be kind and merciful to them, and don't judge them.

BIBLE FIGHT!!!!!!! I'm a little late tho :'( I agree with how you view the world and it's a peaceful view ,but i respectfully disagree with religion

thank you :) you're one of the more pleasant atheists (yes?) i've met.

Now i'm going to leave this thread on a paradox.
Assuming God is all powerful then:
Can God create something he can't destroy?

No answer needed, just think about it.

Yes. God can create a rock that He cannot lift, a man that He cannot kill, a thing that He cannot destroy.

And He can also lift it, kill him and destroy it.

Only beings bound by the limits of space, time, and human understanding are bound by the rules of Aristotelian logic. God can be in two places at once. He can do...and be...both A and Not A at the same time. Which is a very rational and reasonable idea, given the complete logic of the concept that the entity Who created space and time...and even logic itself...would of course stand outside of His Creation even as He stands within it.

God became a human being, folks...but He's not limited to existence as only a human being.

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How could he not destroy it if he is omnipotent?

yea.

I hate posts like this. Not because I disagree with you or anything, but I can't believe it's necessary for someone to say this for people to realize that generalizations are not true. You are not, in fact, the minority. It seems to me that the most outspoken people are actually the minorities. For example, my school has a program called Model United Nations, where students can participate in conferences like the real UN. Anyway, something got into my cities local online news about it, and I kid you not, the majority of the comments were along the lines of "DAM COMMUNISTS, TEACHING OUR KIDS THAT 'MERICA ISN'T THE BEST!!!" Anyway, I've spoken way more than I meant to, but just think about that I guess :)

The word Christian has quietly been given a new definition over the years.
I consider myself to be a Christian, I used to be a Protestant. I can't say for sure if there is a God or not, if there is, it has never been made obvious to me. But I do believe in the teachings of the Bible, I don't have proof that it's all true or not, but the basic principals it does have, are ones that I believe to be the best. Love everyone as yourself, treat them with respect, and be humble.

TL;DR : Christian doesn't mean religious person anymore and that's cool, not being a dick, is also cool.

And for your oustanding comment, have some fap material

well thank you but...why would i want fapping material if i'm a christian

sh..... it's more of a ploy to get people to read the comment, it's a subconscious tactic to make people reconsider being assholes

Honestly, It's not the way you see it, it's the way it is.
It's just some people are stupid, are not educated on their religion, and forget to love their enemies, and to love their neighbors as themselves.

Thank you. I am christian too, and feel the same way. I try to love anyone, The day my friend said he was gay I liked him just as much as the day before.

Im a christian too. I believe in a greater force. But when people start banging on about a Magic Man in the Sky thats when i lose it. A greater force is believable, if humans can recycle plastic then the universe could recycle souls, but a heaven is unlikely for anything like that to happen you'd need to have a functioning brain so you could lucid dream in a coma state, but no. Your dead.

I read that as: "I'm a christian too. But i don't believe in God."
Wut? please explain :/

It's funny you say that, because when people say anything about gay marriage or abortion or anything, I say, what gives YOU the right to be judging them? And I'm atheist. O.O

Lulz Atheists who think they know a thing about my religion make me laugh.

I'm an Atheist and I strongly disagree with your comment. I don't hate all Christians; I hate the retarded ones. But I don't go around assuming all Christians are bible thumping homophobes, do I? No.

You're a nigger so who the fuck cares?

the rest of the niggerclan DUH

You're an example of the kind of non-christian that I hate. You hate Christians for no real reason other than they have faith in something, and say you even want to kill them because of it. You're the kind of person that everyone hates, regardless of their beliefs. You should be ashamed of who you are.

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Yes but not every Christian is like that, granted some of them are but some are quite understanding about people believing in something different.

Haha, you are a retard.

"I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."
"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled"

Til all be fulfilled.

The coming of Jesus Christ was the fulfillment of the old law. The Old Testament laid out the first steps by which a hopelessly world-bound people would find their way to some greater degree of spirituality, a.k.a. The New Law of Love, Mercy, and Forgiveness.

In the future try not to comment on things you have no understanding of. Especially not in public. It makes you look like an uneducated ass.

"The coming of Jesus Christ was the fulfillment of the old law."

Even though Matthew is an account of Jesus's word by Matthew. Those were Jesus's words. And I'm uneducated. At least I can read.

Yes, you are uneducated.

Those were indeed Jesus' words. When He said "til all be fulfilled" He was referring to the events which were pointed to by the Old Testament (the "old law"): His persecution, His Crucifixion, and His Resurrection. The entire purpose of the old law and Old Testament was to lead the people to that point in time, to teach them to recognize The Messiah when those key events occurred so that, having witnessed the fulfillment of the old law, they would be ready to undertake lives according to the new law of Love, Mercy, and Forgiveness.

Seriously, have you been reading your "bible" under a rock?

I'm firmly rooted in my faith, so what you said was virtually useless. i'm sure anything i have to say would have the same effect on you, so let's just leave each other be, alright? have a nice day :)

bible actually never says that "its for your seed to fill the belly of a whore than to fall on the ground"...thats shit the catholics came up with so that they could better propagate the earth

The bible does mention that how to buy ans sell slaves, how you can have sex with them and not breake the bonds of marriage and such. It also say that onan was killed for fapping and not getting his brothers wife pregnant.

The point of being a christian is to read the old testament, (where you get all that) in context, for example, the story of the Ark is representing how even after humanity sinned and broke every single covenant they made with God (At the beginning of the Bible, with Abraham), he still saved the only one who was faithful (Noah and his family). It's not supposed to tell the reader that there was a huge flood and a pair of each animal was saved, but rather that even when the world goes to shit, the faithful people will be saved.

whoops forgot to login, Well I guess I am going to start just for fun...
First off I am sure you have all heard of The enemy of my enemy is my friend, If some one dose harm to me or my family in anyway I wish for them to be punished and since the devil punishes the wicked the wicked who did harm to me the Devil is my friend, and with that logic why is the devil evil if he punishes the wicked? I have on last point. According to the story of the Garden of Eden God did not what Adam or Eve to eat the fruit of knowledge, but the devil in the form of the snake tempted Eve into taking the Fruit of Knowledge and eating eat this Fruit gave man knowledge so there for the Devil should have the credit of giving man knowledge. And for a final statement, According to the Bible the devil killed 10 people, God on the other hand managed to kill 3 Billion + well I have gone on my rant today.

You sir, are brilliant. I love Charlie Chaplain and that speech should be broadcast on every radio and tv station for 24 hours for just one day. The world would be a much nicer place.

you read radio?

Pff, you don't?

lolz not after smellovision

my only regret is that i only have one green thumb to give

I don't know why, but every time i see that video tears form in my eyes. I can't explain why, but it does.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsgaFKwUA6g&list=FLC6BbpDSnHiS2JE6UpljLbA&index=9&feature=plpp_video

This gave me shivers just by reading it.

Looks like someone saw my post last night
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/3453598/Good+for+the+soul/
please go thumb it up.

also, please remember that most christians do not hate homosexuals even though we do not support it. I feel like I'm having to defend myself from people whom immediately assume I'm with westboro baptist church the moment I say I'm a christian.

The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

wtf... your post? that is from the great dictator...

mine as in I posted it yesterday, not in that I created it.

also I made an error and had to fix it, that's why it's deleted.

ok but check this funnyjunk.com/youtube/3202280/Think+about+it/ it was posted some months ago... it isnt the same video but is nice too

hehe... SL, Ut...

i see what happened there...

Well it is a Utah joke, its really SLC,UT but there is a local gag store that has SL,UT on it and I have a few of them myself....

Put the word "a" in front of it and get my town backwards.

Gag store that sells t-shirts.....

i paid more attention to "gag store" in "SL,Ut" XD

That could turn out bad, but a cool thing about Salt Lake City is that there is a huge gay population.

oh really? huh. the more you know ^^

I know you would think that the mormons would have scared us all out.

yeah, seriously. Utah is mormon territory. how'd there get to be such a large gay population?

I have no clue but salt lake is a liberal city believe it or not its jsut the other places around that are fucked, oh cant forget about park City too, that is where they do the whole Sundace Shit fest thing.... Now that is to gay for me

HA! XD

I may be gay but does not make me a fag.

XD

gays are good. fags... fags make me uncomfortable...

SL, Ut? Where I'm from, we just spell the city backwards and get "a slut."

Salt Lale City, Utah
SLC, UT
Take out the "C" SL,UT

Indeed. We have enough wars on religion in this world. The internet needs to be an exception. We're just a bunch of people sitting behind computers raging on different things. There should literally be a "butt-hurt" pill.

It's not the time for that.

You might as well just delete your comment.

NO
only assholes delete comments because of red thumbs

Alright then, suit yourself.

Here take this

That's what I thought, at first.
But after reading these, some of them sound like they're apologizing for being their religion.
Which is silly.

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Ikr?

i dont know why people think that every christian is some homophobic dumbass...

i mean....

im not (i think)

People need to stop generalizing. Yes, some people are idiots. People of all sorts.

Who said anything about being an atheist?

Could they not just now be a normal Christian instead of an asshole?
Props for the Col. Mustang gif though.

Au contraire, any true Christian (By that logic) would equally hate anyone who has a tattoo (Leviticus 19:28), and people who get hair cuts (Leviticus 19:27), eat or touch any dead pig (Leviticus 11:8), anyone who gets a divorce (Mark 10:9), anyone who wears gold (Timothy 2:9), anyone who has lost a testicle to cancer (Deuteronomy 23:1), or my favorite, anyone who wears more then one kind of fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

These are also equally sinful acts according to the bible as homosexuality, so a "normal" Christian, as you say, would HAVE to feel these things to be just as wrong. Or am I wrong?

Ok, that just means he's not a bible-banging christian homophobe anymore, he's a normal christian now. He doesn't hate gays, that's all he's saying.

i have only ever claimed the westborough baptist church and some other extremists to be like this :) . its only the asshole groups that are loud about it and i think this is partially why they are the way a lot of people perceive all of christianity which is totally unfair. this image is awesome because its the good kind of christians being loud about it and showing people that they arent all assholes

Thank you

for that, and also that amazing gif

Not to be critical, but the bible does say that Jews/Christians shouldn't be homosexual, but in the new testament, Jesus taught to love everyone.

They can be homosexual. As long as they're not practicing homosexuality. Even so. God is forgiving.

A christian that actually reads the BIBLE!!!!!

Now MY faith in humanity is restored! Thank you, sir.

Words of wisdom at last!
Thank you brother/ sister in christ.

One of the most common way to believe in religion is to ignore logic thus promoting stupidity on the individual thus they remain stupid.

I would say there are facts to back up the bible,but when i do it causes a shit storm so how about we just go to the NSFW and enjoy ourselves.

No, not really, religion is mostly stories about how you can better yourself, it's basically the same as philosophy but sometimes people can warp how it's viewed into a source for hatred (e.g. Westboro Baptist Church) even though peace is at its core.

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It does base itself into promoting peace and it does has philosophical aspects to it but they are rather outdated and to simple for the complexity of today's world but people won't let go of this philosophy from humanities infancy.

But w/e man , there are many odd religions and it doesn't matter what you choose. I personality prefer not to have any sort of deity controlling my future etc of w/e and i don't take it to heart when someone tells me "I believe in god" or etc and they should not get offended when someone tells them " I'm an atheist" ... just saiyan