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#112
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fuckathetism (03/15/2012) [-] evolution is a hateful and stupid idea, born in a day when people rode horses and used oil lamps to light their homes. Modern science has disproven all claims of evolution, even the latest, and always will. Science has verified that life is a product of Intelligent Design followed by Special Creation. Of the countless proofs of this is the very existance of the DNA molecule, which is empirical proof of both design and creation. Alone, the existence of the DNA molecule and it's properties, which cannot have been be produced by material causes, disproves evolution theory. All other evidences, which are innumerable, are icing on the cake.
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spartanofwar (03/15/2012) [-] You know, one thing they have never been able to figure out is the moon. You would notice that all of the planets in the solar system move around in an oval. The moon goes around in a perfect circle. If everything was created in one explosion in space and then started moving outwards, the moon would move in an oval as well. All the evolution scientists could come up to combat that idea is "The earth was hit by a huge meteor and a piece broke off of the earth and magically floated in a perfect rotation." The whole "meteor hitting the earth" thing is an excuse for a lot of arguments for them... If they hit so often, why aren't we getting destroyed today? Lol, long comment but I thought you would find it interesting.
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N. Korean citizen (03/15/2012) [-]
LOL, this kid btw; 0/10 fail troll first off...
Second, who are you to judge other peoples beliefs and bash them just cause they believe in something and they think is right, not like we go around saying christians are terrible people.
Regardless of trolling or not, this wasn't even at all that good of a troll.
Second, who are you to judge other peoples beliefs and bash them just cause they believe in something and they think is right, not like we go around saying christians are terrible people.
Regardless of trolling or not, this wasn't even at all that good of a troll.
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evilpotato (03/15/2012) [-] Can't help but notice your ramble was surprisingly thumbed up. You then acted as a complete asshole to someone who requested proof, and suggest reporting them for harrasment. This is the god damn internet, how the hell do you expect to manage to have an authority, of the internet, punish them?
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fuckathetism (03/15/2012) [-] i can report them to www.fbi.gov/ for harrassment. i can send their IP addresses to http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/ncecc-cncee/index-accueil-eng.htm
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N. Korean citizen (03/15/2012) [-]
aw, you take the internet seriously. that's cute. btw I have no idea how a completely retarded religious anit-evolution post got so many thumbs. I guess you were trying to sound condescending and like you knew what you were talking about, but obviously you don't. Science has not disproven evolution, it's the other way around. the only reason science hasn't disproven God is cuz it's such a preposterous idea that there is no evidence for it either way.
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N. Korean citizen (03/15/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #416 at Skrillex sucks ** ITT people being troll'd HARD
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warrenzthehero (03/15/2012) [-] What? Those two are nothing alike. And if this 'battle', since you've chosen to have one, is to be fought and won with grammar and spelling errors, I would've won by now.
Not going to bother talking to you, you're clearly an atheist. Just go die and burn in Hell.
Tenants*. LOL, you're so stupid.
Same thing. I LOL at your pedantry. You're pathetic.
Oh, and you ( I assume its you, and others) don't have to thumb down all I say. I haven't once thumbed down a single thing you've said. If you don't partake in the red-thumbing, I apologize.
Not going to bother talking to you, you're clearly an atheist. Just go die and burn in Hell.
Tenants*. LOL, you're so stupid.
Same thing. I LOL at your pedantry. You're pathetic.
Oh, and you ( I assume its you, and others) don't have to thumb down all I say. I haven't once thumbed down a single thing you've said. If you don't partake in the red-thumbing, I apologize.
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N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-] Seriously? We're arrogant? The guy who is shoving his lies down our throats is calling us arrogant? The guy who whenever losing an argument deleted a comment, corrected grammar, or said "shut up" like a two year old is calling us arrogant. Can't argue with logic like that.
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N. Korean citizen (03/15/2012) [-]
There actually is another living thing that uses "tools." It's a type of Galapagos Wood Pecker, but sense it has no tongue (don't know why a tongue would matter in this, just heard about it today) it makes a small hole in the wood. Then, after he has found a grub, it breaks off a twig and uses it dig into the wood. After it falls out, it eats it. No offense, I agree with you, I just think there are some other semi-intelligent life forms on Earth.
http://www.youtube%com/watch?v=TkdZSemE7gQ <--- Example (replace the % with a period.)
http://www.youtube%com/watch?v=TkdZSemE7gQ <--- Example (replace the % with a period.)
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spartanofwar (03/15/2012) [-] That made me laugh so hard hahahaha. You were like "You don't see dogs and cats and monkeys making iPads or cars or using tools to do complex things."
And he was totally just like "Yeah? Well this bird uses a twig to dig in a tree."
LMFAO!!!
And he was totally just like "Yeah? Well this bird uses a twig to dig in a tree."
LMFAO!!!
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warrenzthehero (03/15/2012) [-] Yes we are unique. Evolution doesn't say otherwise. Also, humans can create because we're evolved further than other animals. Dogs and monkeys don't create because they're literally not smart enough to. Third, evolution isn't necessarily random. It's not like an ape had offspring and oh look! A random human! I can explain further if you wish.
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iheartkony (03/15/2012) [-]
WOW!
i never thought someone who shared my beliefs on evolution would exist on funnyjunk, it's so true, so many idiots nowadays want to listen to all these ridiculous "theories" (as in never been proven) about how we come from simple beings. yeah right, only a moron would look at a human being and not realize we've been designed and created to be on this earth by god.
i never thought someone who shared my beliefs on evolution would exist on funnyjunk, it's so true, so many idiots nowadays want to listen to all these ridiculous "theories" (as in never been proven) about how we come from simple beings. yeah right, only a moron would look at a human being and not realize we've been designed and created to be on this earth by god.
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turdmuncher (03/15/2012) [-]
dude you say evolution is stupid, so a man can claim he is the son of god and automatically be worshipped, a woman can say shes a virgin but back then there was no proof? i dont believe in evolution either but seriously think about what you're going to say
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luluQ (08/07/2012) [-] "back then there was no proof" of virginity. Duh. The Garbage People, destitute to this day, still will make a bride bend over to be fucked with a sort of baton by some old lady, , and then the groom will take the bloody rag and show it to the crowd hanging outside the hut, waiting for the proof. Then they are married. No blood, not a virgin, they are not married, and she is forced into prostitution to eat, and he is arrainged another wife.
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warrenzthehero (03/15/2012) [-] I don't claim any belief to be stupid. Granted, in my opinion, some may have less facts supporting them than others, but all beliefs have logical holes that can be found. I personally think that religion held together society for a long while, and that it is and was a good thing. However, times have changed and new things are being discovered. This means there are more things to consider before throwing your lot in with one group or another. If you like, I can give you more information on evolution and the Big Bang so you can know how that works out, and someone else can supply information about Christianity, and someone else about Judaism, and so on. Then you can make an informed decision.
