weirdst omegle convo ive had. just talked to this dude. Ill!?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol molestion to discuss omegle weird con
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weirdst omegle convo ive had

just talked to this dude

Ill!?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
molestion to discuss:
ENTERTAIN ME!
Stranger: okayy
You: hale
Stranger: once there was a little ******
Stranger: he was so ugly everybody died
Stranger: the and
You: Iol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I tell my children that
Stranger: before I proceed to shove large amounts of
sugar up the penis holes
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I do what I want
You: umumum
Stranger: like a boss
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: don' trudge me
Stranger: I' ll rape you
Stranger: and your family
You: not
Stranger: ILL RAPE YOU
Stranger: IN THE PEE WHOLE
Stranger: WHOLE
You: Do
Stranger: HEAR ME
Stranger: NOT HOLE
Stranger: WHOLE
Stranger: I WILL RIP YOUR BODY IN HALF
Stranger: LIKE A ******* PIECE CF BEEF JERKY?
You: why
Stranger: ******* HELL YEAH
Stranger: WHY NOT
Stranger: I' m DA BOSS
You: r u
Stranger: no
You:
Stranger: I stubbed my penis
You: how
Stranger: on a rusty old nail
Stranger: just walking around the house with a boner
You: interesting
Stranger: as usual
Stranger: get this
Stranger: I raped my mom today
Stranger: and she had the audacity to bitch back at me
Stranger: how rude
You:
Stranger: I swear
Stranger: I' m going to take the largest penis like object
Stranger: and jam it into her ******* eye
Stranger: so hard
You:
Stranger: her brain stops working
Stranger: just enough
You:
Stranger: so I can rape her until the life comes out
Stranger: then I will proceed to cut my penis with a knife
You: why
Stranger: and pour large amount of salt into the
wounds
Stranger: and then let my dog lick it
You: why
Stranger: why not
Stranger: gotta live life while you can
You: that sounds interesting
Stranger: to the MAXXL
Stranger: yes
Stranger: not as intresting as this
Stranger: you are sitting in a chiar right now right?
Stranger: chair"
You: yes
Stranger: underneath your chair
Stranger: is a bomb
You: Do
Stranger: the code to the bomb
Stranger: is your great grandmothers birthday
Stranger: if you cannot
You: oh ****
Stranger: you will die when you get up
You: crap
Stranger: Time to play a game John
Stranger: so what' s her birthday?
You: my name isn' t john
Stranger: JOHN
Stranger: DONT TALK BACK
Stranger: I WILL BLOW YOUR ASSHOLE
Stranger: TD ALASKA
You:
Stranger: WHERE SARAH PALIN
Stranger: WILL **** IN YOUR DICK
Stranger: okay
Stranger: now listen
You: a girl
Stranger: YOUR DICK JOHN
Stranger: YOUR ******* DICK
Stranger: okay John
Stranger: lets do some trivia
You:
Stranger: what is the featured pokemon in pokemon
yellow?
You: uhhuh
Stranger: Johnathan
Stranger: don' t mess this up
You: honestly i dont think there is a pokemn yellow
Stranger: JOHN
Stranger: WHAT THE ****
Stranger: ARE YOU DDING
Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL YOUR
LIFE
Stranger: MASTERBATING?
You: Iol
Stranger: god ******* dammit
Stranger: I swear John I' m telling Captin Keys you are
really ****** up in the head
Stranger: seriously. what the tits
Stranger: Captain keys will not be pleased
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: now listen her slag
Stranger: I have one last request
Stranger: before I blow up your dick hole
You: what
Stranger: what is the color kfjesus' s underwear when
he died
You: uhhuh brown
Stranger: if you answer no color at all because jesus
was a fictional character created to control the world
you are correct
Stranger: but
Stranger: you said brown
Stranger: thus
Stranger: your penis is...
Stranger: MINE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#3 - Nails (03/14/2012) [-]
Dude, You (OP) are such a buzzkill. That guy was actually pretty funny.
Dude, You (OP) are such a buzzkill. That guy was actually pretty funny.
#5 - iwanttousenumbers (03/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S A POKÉMON YELLOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #10 - queeniexp (03/19/2012) [-]
disturbing.. o.O
#9 - anonymous (03/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #506 at Boobs ** mfw i finished masturbating
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #506 at Boobs ** mfw i finished masturbating
#7 - anonymous (03/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you are the worst type of person to have a conversation with.
I bet you're one of the people that's just like 'nm' when someone asks you whatsup.
Get some social skills you ******* cunt
#4 - anonymous (03/14/2012) [-]
lol XD
#1 - anonymous (03/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
most of his **** don't even make sense.
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